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"Oh, Goddammit."

Roxie has discovered that she is not, in fact, Roxie, but someone else who happens to be currently occupying her spot.

((In this post—players become stuck in the bodies of their characters on the meatship! Oh my!))

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"You could probably get some killer earrings on those."

"Ooh, yeah. A whole bunch, going the entire length..."

FLASH!

"...Preferably on Sheik. Because boys with a stack of jewellery and make-up and stuff are hot. Especially with his colouring."

"You are way too pretty when you act like that. Wait. Would that carry over?"

"You know, I have no idea?" And ignore how odd it is seeing Sheik bounce up on his toes, pace, and generally be unable to keep still.

And watching that induces an obvious grin. Weirdbut cute, on Roxie's face.

"You know, you look totally undignified."

"Pah, dignity is for losers." Let's try a few handstands!

And somewhere off in the distance, Sheik's sense of poise starts headdesking.

[Heads up for the breakdancer! On fire!]

I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!

"Limberness is fucking AWESOME."

This from the grinning loon in Zuko's body who's making him do everything while walking on his hands.

"Oh hey, you wanna talk about emotional damage? Not that I'm complaining about the hot dude part. I have SO many fangirls right now. Hell yeah."

This is all from a Zuko that is walking on his hands, and not his feet.

"Also, I can do this ALLL the damn day long."

"Hey. Hey. Gimme a batarang. Gimme!"

"Dude, it would suck SO MUCH to have to have a retail job as Bart. I mean, my days drag already and I move at normal speed."

"I'll hold one for you if you'll hold one for me."

Cue Shirtless Anders-in-Zuko's-Body!

"Hell yes, public shirtlessness! I haven't been able to do this since I was like six!"

"...ohgod.WhataboutSCHOOL?"

"...ohmygod." Yes, Bart is drooling over Nightwing. "ohmygodohmygod.Wow." And yeah, looking at the ass. A lot.

"Dude, it totally IS."

From one upside-down dude (er, for the current time) to another, have a (careful!) one-handed wave.

"Hell yes!" Manda laughs and...well, if Anders is going to go shirtless, is it really wrong for Manda to do so, too? "God, yeah. Me too!" She looks down. "Of course, my chest doesn't look this good, either. What the hell does this boy do? A million push-ups a day or something?"

"You know, I think this is supposed to be really, really weird."

Just a second. Dick's getting rid of the shirt. "There. That's better."

"Come on, little chum! Let's away, into the night! Um, wow, this was a lot easier when I was just pretending to be him."

"I dunno. He might be pissed if he gets his body back only to find he's all out of sweet gizmos..."

"Actually, this is the point in time where I kind of wish I was Season 1 Zuko. He had the kickass cueball ponytail, and was totally more ripped. I know the animation style probably just shifted between seasons, but still, it looks like this boy dropped some muscle between winter and summer. Still -"

Anders thumps her manly six-pack with approval.

"Speaking of pushups - pushup contest, yes/no? Normally I'm not a fan of getting sweaty, but in this body? I think I could put up with it."

Back atcha!

"So, do you know how to fight in this body or anything? 'Cause I'm totally up for a spar. I've never been a kung-fu master, and let's face it, I'm really not too concerned about getting a black eye right now."

Manda snorts. "Push-ups? Hate 'em as a rule. But if I get the really nice body? Let's see what he can do, yeah?"

"IthinkIloveyou.Canyoulosethepantstoo?Wow.Thatis.Wow.It'sevenbetterinreallife!" And suddenly the whole everything in slow motion thing is reeeeeally not as bad. This moment can go on forever. Bart's not complaining.

...okay, maybe it's a little weird.

And. Oh. Boy's body. Teenage boy's body. Awkward. "YeahI'lljustgoawayforalittlebitberightback!"

"Graduated! Don't care!"

"YeahIhaven'tandScienceandPseudoscienceisalreadypainfullylong!"

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