The "Ask Characters Questions" Meme!

[prettycoolguy]

Okay guys, this is pretty simple but should be fun, and give us all something to do as we wait for things to happen as plot to progresses.

Post your character, and people can ask them things ICly or OOCly, as themselves or as their characters.

For example, "Hey Chief, what do you think of [x]?" or "Hey Zita, what does Chief think of [x]?"

Characters do not strictly have to answer honestly, but it's more fun (and more funny) if you make them!

Other than that, go nuts and have fun!

Comments

[imperious_lex]

Don't ask me a question you don't want to know the answer to.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Why are you such a giant, giant dick?

[imperious_lex]

Genetics.

It's in my blood, dear boy.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Good thing I've got DNA from somewhere else to cancel yours out then, huh.

[imperious_lex]

It doesn't work that way, son. If it did, my mother's DNA would've saved me.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's still a crock of bull, because it's about choice, and you know it.

I want to know why you'd choose your way. When did you stop caring about being a decent person?

[imperious_lex]

When "being decent" stopped me from the people I cared about, and when it stood between me and what I needed to move on with my life.

Sometimes you have to be the 'bad guy' to get results.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

That's a cop out.

[imperious_lex]

Says the boy who can fly and is virtually invulnerable to bullets.

You've been almost human for how long now? But you still run to that little girl to get your little fix of godhood.

Some of us don't have the luxury of getting powers for a burst of starlight. We have to find alternate means of getting things done.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

I've gone without powers before. Fought alien slavers.

Let's just say it makes it easier--it doesn't mean it's impossible without it.

And I know plenty of people with no powers at all, that can do things I never could.

Batman gets things done. Robin gets things done. Steel gets things done.

Cop. Out.

[waylostandfound.livejournal.com]

*critical eye* You always that honest?

[imperious_lex]

I'm a businessman. I'm as honest as I need to be, and only that much.

[imperious_lex]

No.

[waylostandfound.livejournal.com]

Me neither.

[static-shock68.livejournal.com]

Of all your zainy creations, why hasn't a way to regrow your hair been on the list?

[imperious_lex]

Already did that. But I've grown to like the bald look.

[static-shock68.livejournal.com]

You, sir, are filled with Lies. Lies and Kryptonite poisoning.

[imperious_lex]

And finely aged single malt scotch.

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

Why ask a question if you don't want the answer?

[imperious_lex]

...have you ever heard the phrase "curiosity killed the cat"?

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

No.

how does curiosity kill a cat?

Totally BS-ing the answer here

[imperious_lex]

See, way back when, a long time ago, stray cats had a nasty habit of invading peoples homes and stores looking for food. And the homeowners weren't fond of this, so much like they did with mice, they set up traps for the cats.

They'd leave out strange little objects that smelled faintly of food as bait, and the curious cats would come to investigate?

WHAM!

They'd be killed for it.

Eventually people stopped doing that to cats, of course, but the lesson remains... that little bit of knowledge you're curious about, it could be dangerous and it could get you killed. Make sure you really want to know, because the answer can be deadly.

Re: Totally BS-ing the answer here

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

You're going to burn in hell, you horrible, horrible man.

Dani, people like cats because they eat rodents and pests--he's making it up because he's a horrible, horrible man, and finds cruelty to animals hilarious.

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

Cats are awesome if they're well fed. If not, they suck. They steal my food then.

The cat would have been fine if it knew better. So it's more like being stupid is bad, not curiosity.

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

....I think that's stupid.

Because I did the same thing the cats did.

And if I hadn't done it, I know I would have died.