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insertmeathere2009-11-04 08:09 pm
governmentninja) wrote in insertmeathere2009-11-04 08:09 pm
Because I am the Law
While futzing around in chat, we came up with some New Rules, meatshippers. Read them and obey, or Leon will shoot you.
01. No civil wars.
02. Learn when to shut up.
03. You are not the boss. Unless you are. And you probably aren't.
-Captain Picard can punch a RAPTOR. This is why he's the leader.
04. No pissing things off when you don't know what they are."
05. No matter how good you think you are, odds are, the person you're mouthing off to can still kick your ass.
06. Especially if they've been around longer than you have.
-And odds are they have.
07. If it's a shiny unknown object, FOR THE LOVE OF STACY DON'T TOUCH IT. Especially if it's any sort of large button.
-Definitely do NOT touch the red button
08. If you find a weapon that you do not know how to fire, do not mess with it. For all our sanities and lives sakes.
09. Don't go around desecrating the churches in front of Daimon
10. Or the MacManus Twins.
11. Daimon, stop being a dick
12. Leon will take your stuff away if you break any of these rules.
13. Yes, they probably ARE who you think they are. Stop gawping.
14. About the Leon thing? Dead serious.
14: Don't fuck the Bene Gesserits. This is for your own safety
16. Honestly it's just easier if you don't try to fuck anyone while one the ship.
-No, Stacy does not care that you need to get laid
17. ...crap, I didn't think you'd actually read this far.
18. Hey, where did 15 go?
19. Consider all things posted on the omnicoms as potentially hackable.
-This also applies to the rules.
15. here I am!
20. Fuck with the rules and you will be permab&
-Disregard this I suck cocks
21. 15! You're out of order!
22. Jack Spicer is not allowed to edit posts. Ever.
23. Brainiac Five is a dick. It's...probably not personal.
24 If she's hot, odds are she's taken. This also applies to men.
25. But don't let that stop you trying.
26. Death is permanent. Plan accordingly.
27. Unless you're Jaime.
28. Jaime never dies.
29. Trying to have sex in some random corner of the meatship will get you beaten down by tentacles.
30. Trying to have sex in some random corner of the city will get you shot.
31. No masturbating either
32. Yes. This sucks.
-Deal with it.
33. Trying to get laid on some alien planet will get you Space-AIDs.
-Unless you're Captain Kirk.
-Then you just get space herpes.
34. Yes, there is porn of it.
35. Be a hero. Loudly. Somewhere near Leon.
-And if you started young, tell him that, too.
36. Tell Batman he's dead. He won't mind, honest.
37. If you're a robot, expect Cassie Lang to hump your leg.
01. No civil wars.
02. Learn when to shut up.
03. You are not the boss. Unless you are. And you probably aren't.
-Captain Picard can punch a RAPTOR. This is why he's the leader.
04. No pissing things off when you don't know what they are."
05. No matter how good you think you are, odds are, the person you're mouthing off to can still kick your ass.
06. Especially if they've been around longer than you have.
-And odds are they have.
07. If it's a shiny unknown object, FOR THE LOVE OF STACY DON'T TOUCH IT. Especially if it's any sort of large button.
-Definitely do NOT touch the red button
08. If you find a weapon that you do not know how to fire, do not mess with it. For all our sanities and lives sakes.
09. Don't go around desecrating the churches in front of Daimon
10. Or the MacManus Twins.
11. Daimon, stop being a dick
12. Leon will take your stuff away if you break any of these rules.
13. Yes, they probably ARE who you think they are. Stop gawping.
14. About the Leon thing? Dead serious.
14: Don't fuck the Bene Gesserits. This is for your own safety
16. Honestly it's just easier if you don't try to fuck anyone while one the ship.
-No, Stacy does not care that you need to get laid
17. ...crap, I didn't think you'd actually read this far.
18. Hey, where did 15 go?
19. Consider all things posted on the omnicoms as potentially hackable.
-This also applies to the rules.
15. here I am!
20. Fuck with the rules and you will be permab&
-Disregard this I suck cocks
21. 15! You're out of order!
22. Jack Spicer is not allowed to edit posts. Ever.
23. Brainiac Five is a dick. It's...probably not personal.
24 If she's hot, odds are she's taken. This also applies to men.
25. But don't let that stop you trying.
26. Death is permanent. Plan accordingly.
27. Unless you're Jaime.
28. Jaime never dies.
29. Trying to have sex in some random corner of the meatship will get you beaten down by tentacles.
30. Trying to have sex in some random corner of the city will get you shot.
31. No masturbating either
32. Yes. This sucks.
-Deal with it.
33. Trying to get laid on some alien planet will get you Space-AIDs.
-Unless you're Captain Kirk.
-Then you just get space herpes.
34. Yes, there is porn of it.
35. Be a hero. Loudly. Somewhere near Leon.
-And if you started young, tell him that, too.
36. Tell Batman he's dead. He won't mind, honest.
37. If you're a robot, expect Cassie Lang to hump your leg.
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But if you'd prefer your sister to kiss, who am I to stop you?
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