Hot or Not Redux!

[lightspeed-attk.livejournal.com]

So, check it out. Since the only other guys here in Matt's headspace are a Pokemon, a Starfleet Captain, and a dead guy, I'm hosting this new Hot or Not.

Remember, everyone, rate 'em from 1 ta 10. 1 being, of course, as ugly as Eggman himself, and 10 being as good-looking as a certain Royal Princess of the Kingdom of Acorn.

Have fun, guys!

Comments

[mrsarcastic003]

Oh, I definitely want to give it to you, but do you think you can handle it?

[daaayum.livejournal.com]

There's not much I can't handle.

I'm more worried for you.

I mean, giving me a score--I don't think you understand the sheer exertion involved. I'd ask you about any underlying heart condition, but I figure with you being a superhero, that's nothing to worry about.

Still, I really think you need to pace yourself, maybe write up a living will, before we get down to business. I'm just worried for your health and all.

Scoring me gets a little...rigorous.

[mrsarcastic003]

Fair enough. Though--you should know that as a superhero, I already have a living will, and one of the usual sort. So at least I don't have to worry about that part.

And I'm really not afraid of a little exertion. Anything at all in the interest of accuracy. I really do want to be precise in my score, so I think that rigorous review is certainly called for.

[daaayum.livejournal.com]

I think we've definitely come to a consensus on scoring now.

So, what's it gonna be, Bird-boy? Think you can handle it?

Or are you afraid to break a wing?

[mrsarcastic003]

I think we have. Excellent. Then we can get down to it, because I can definitely handle it.

[daaayum.livejournal.com]

Then I'm all yours. Score me. Score me right now.

[mrsarcastic003]

Ooh, I just love it when you get demanding.

Frankly, I think the current scoring system is completely inadequate to describe you. We may have to come up with a new way to score.

[daaayum.livejournal.com]

I think I rank somewhere around Sexy-Awesome? Or would it be Awesome-Sexy?

Sexawesome? Awesexy?

[mrsarcastic003]

I'm thinking sexawesome. I think it rolls off the tongue better, don't you?

[daaayum.livejournal.com]

There are so many jokes about rolling tongues I could make here, but I'm a classy lady so I won't make them.

[mrsarcastic003]

I won't make them either. I was raised to be a gentleman when there are ladies present.

But, you know. So long as we both know the jokes could be there.

[daaayum.livejournal.com]

Well, just so you know, I think you're pretty sexawesome too.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

JUST DO EACH OTHER ALREADY

YES WE GET IT

YOU TWO ARE HOT FOR EACH OTHER

DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

[mrsarcastic003]

You're just jealous that no one's calling you sexawesome.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Cassie calls me many things all the time that pretty much mean the same thing. That is not it. I'm intervening because I'm your best friend and therefore your default wingman.

Your sex life is calling--it says it wants to be allowed to exist.

[mrsarcastic003]

This? It's... we're just teasing each other. Relax.

[daaayum.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we don't really, uh, y'know, think the other's hot or anything.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

*facepalms* *knew this was gonna happen, hence why he interjected*

[mrsarcastic003]

See--we're fine. No harm done. We were just messing with each other.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

*headwall* *it leaves a dent*

You make wingmanning it SO hard.

[mrsarcastic003]

Think of it as a challenge.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Until you grow a hormone or two, yes, it will be a challenge getting you laid.

The whole problem of getting someone laid is they have to actually want to get laid. You make things difficult on that end. My wingman powers are just...wasted, because of it.

[mrsarcastic003]

You do realize that I have, in fact, attained puberty, right? Just because I can actually exhibit self control doesn't mean I don't have hormones.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Superboy no understand this concept.

[mrsarcastic003]

One does what one can.