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THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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>STARE

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>STARE

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>Attach self to Superman in a limpet-like fashion. Try to come up with an explanation for the ~~31st century fanfic~~ Training Exercise

[HUUUUUUUGS] Superman!! [Blinks] I was... working on a possible training situation. Just in case you turned up here.

...Oh. [Looking vaguely disappointed]

Wait. To make me stop asking about why you were blushing, you... kissed me? Wouldn't that just make the situation more embarrassing?

> [Reiterate you'd never consider it otherwise.]
> [Ignore the question and talk about something else.]
> [Call him more names in the hopes of distracting him.]
> [All of the above!]

> [All of the above!]

Of course that's why I did it, idiot! I never would've even considered it otherwise!

Do I have to explain everything to you?

_{[[ Annnd I'm crashing for the night. xD Talk to you tomorrow.]]}

[Brainy hugs? This is New and Unusual. Superman returns them in a tentative and confused sort of fashion.]

Good to see you too, Brainy. The, uh, soundtrack is...new. And so are the tentacles.

>[Look around for tentacles and/or hidden cameras and/or people giggling in bushes]
>[Distract Superman before he thinks too much about the Training Exercise!]
>[Distract Superman with tongue!]
>[Drag Superman out of the Sensoriums to show him off to everybody]

[Paco grins back]

Sure! Just don't let me fall in, my balance is still out of whack.

>[Toss Paco a wrench]
>[Ask how Paco's arm is doing]
>[Playfully shove Paco]
>[Pretend like nothing's different]

> [Stick it i- wait, does that even work with robots? Let's find out!]

Ah, dude! I'm actually glad to see you.

[Here, B5, have a futuristic USB cord jammed against your forehead]

I can use you to recharge the battery on my omnicomm, right?

~~>Distract Superman with tongue!~~ >Look around for tentacles and/or hidden cameras and/or people giggling in bushes

What? Tentacles? I didn't program anything like that...

Uh... we're just seeing each other. Why, do you have a boyfriend?

[Yes, and he will kick your ass if he sees you.]
[No. And I won't sleep with you anyway.]
[What's it to you?]
[I'm in love... with MAD SCIENCE!]

Wow, I'm so handsome, I've rendered you speechless. Don't feel bad none, hon; happens all the time.

So what's your name?

[None of your damn business. Fuck off.]
[My name is Kelly]
[You sure you're not Tom Cruise?]
[...who are you, again?]

I don't see any in here, but they were pretty much everywhere else. This...really isn't the future's answer to haunted houses, is it?

>[Summarize the situation!]
>[Summarize the situation without the real sad bits because they'll make Superman cry!]
>[Why, just look at that shiny new topic over here...]
>[Lock the door and make out with Superman]

What're you--

OW! That hurt! [~~POUTING~~ GLARING]

Or I can overload your omnicom's battery, if you'd rather.

> [Mock his pain!]
> [Speculate how robots feel pain.]
> [Apologise for being a dick.]
> [Continue trying to stick it in.]

[[ I hope you know I nearly spat water all over my monitor from that. XD ]]

~~>Lock the door and make out with Superman~~ >Summarise the situation

[He should probably stop the hugging too :( ]

Oh, that's Stacy. I'm sorry I have to tell you this, Superman, but our dimension apparently may no longer exist, along with many others. All the survivors have been brought here to this ship, Stacy, in order to try and prevent those that destroyed our homes from continuing to destroy others.

There are also other Legionnaires here from another dimension. I.. thought you might have been a projection from one of them. I'm sorry.

Maybe if you weren't so confusing, you wouldn't have to explain everything!

[Pouting/glaring]

> [Continue mocking him, since it's working!]
> [Demand to know what he means by 'confusing'.]
> [Crush his ego by pointing out you're way too good for someone like him anyway.]
> [Ask what he'd think about a hypothetical date with a hypothetical girl who'd look and act hypothetically a lot like you.]

[[ No prob! Catch you then!]]

> [Continue trying to stick it in.]

~~unf unf unf~~

Oh, come on, you have got to have a freaking port around here somewhere. [There is manhandling (bothandling?) while he searches]

((XD *bows* Their hate is plug n play compatible))

[Well, this got depressing real fast. Shoot.]

...May no longer exist? Wha-- How is that even--

>[Comfort and reassure]
>[Comfort and reassure with tongue!]
>[Now explain that "oh, and I'm dead" thing]
>[Explain the terrible terrible abuse of science that is the cause of the situation]

My ports are none of your business! Wha-- Hey! Put me down! Let go! [ROBO-FLAIL TIME]

> [Flailing? That's what TK is useful for!]
> [Ow! I just got brained by a metal arm!]
> [Crack a dirty joke about ports.]
> [Try asking nicely if he'll recharge the omnicom.]

[[ XD There is a bad joke just waiting to happen in there. ]]

> [Ow! I just got brained by a metal arm!]

ARGH! [Drops the robot and clutches his head]

That HURT, you idiot!

Oh, like you attempting to shove things into me didn't hurt at all? Or do you only care when you get hurt?

> [Well duh.]
> [God you're whiny for a robot.]
> [Demand an apology.]
> [All of the above.]

>[Proposition.]

I could be rough if that's how you like it. What say we find someplace more private and I show you all the things I can do with my powers?

> [All of the above.]

Well duh. It's not like you can feel pain anyway. You're a robot. A dead one, at that! That still somehow manages to be a whiny little prat.

Did they at least program you to make apologies?

>Comfort and reassure

[Self-conscious folding of arms] I'm sorry you had to find out this way, Superman. But I'm sure with your help, the rest of the crew will be more than capable of undoing the damage and saving the Omniverse. You're Superman, I know you can do it.

Why should I apologise to you?! You were the one who started this in the first place!

And for your information, I'm perfectly capable of feeling pain.

> [Test that theory be hitting him with something. Claim it was for science.]
> [Consider that he's supposed to have been launched into space and make sure he stays there this time.]
> [Try sticking it in again.]
> [Ignore him and hope he leaves on his own.]

> [Test that theory by hitting him with something. Claim it was for science.]

Really?

Then how about a little experiment to see for sure?

[Have a tk-shield flying at your head, B5!]

[I SEE DEAD PEOPLE]

Not much, just a-- [She glances up, notices who asked the question, and PANIC-FLAILS]

>[explain he isn't that type of guy]

Static is a complicated guy, no matter how he tries to be just a regular one. He's got a lot on his plate, you've seen him. But he likes you Rose. He just thinks you woon't find him interesting.

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