http://theregularguy.livejournal.com/ (
theregularguy.livejournal.com) wrote in
insertmeathere2009-11-17 05:47 pm
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THE DATING SIM MEME
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥
Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?

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...yes! But I just did it so you would shut up!
[Oh god, she is going to die of embarrassment.]
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Wait. To make me stop asking about why you were blushing, you... kissed me? Wouldn't that just make the situation more embarrassing?
> [Reiterate you'd never consider it otherwise.]
> [Ignore the question and talk about something else.]
> [Call him more names in the hopes of distracting him.]
> [All of the above!]
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Of course that's why I did it, idiot! I never would've even considered it otherwise!
Do I have to explain everything to you?
[[ Annnd I'm crashing for the night. xD Talk to you tomorrow.]]
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[Pouting/glaring]
> [Continue mocking him, since it's working!]
> [Demand to know what he means by 'confusing'.]
> [Crush his ego by pointing out you're way too good for someone like him anyway.]
> [Ask what he'd think about a hypothetical date with a hypothetical girl who'd look and act hypothetically a lot like you.]
[[ No prob! Catch you then!]]
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I'm not confusing! What's that supposed to mean?
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[Girls are confusing!]Why would you initiate something that's... intimate, in order to avoid embarrassment?> [Declare the world doesn't run on logic.]
> [Declare that you're too awesome to be understood by him.]
> [Randomly change the topic and confuse him more.]
> [Would kissing work to distract from the kissing?]
See icon keywords.
Obviously you just don't understand women! I guess I'm just too great!
Pffft. Oh Asuka XD
> [Whatever, robo-boy.]
> [Be smug in your awesomeness.]
> [Change the topic to something else.]
> [All of the above!]
Re: Pffft. Oh Asuka XD
[Goddamn, that is one smug teenager.]
Whatever, Brainy. You're just jealous of my innate ability and charm~
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...Asuka, are you romantically interested in me?
> [WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!]
> [DENY EVERYTHING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!]
> [ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!]
> [Hit him with something heavy and hope for plot convenient amnesia.]
1/many
> [DENY EVERYTHING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!]
W-what?! Why would you even as-
2/idk
3/IDK
OK, done. xD
[Blushing so hard.]
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....
But if it's entirely unlikely, I'll drop the subject.
> [Damn right you drop the subject, annoying bot!]
> [I'm totally not interested, but you suppose what?]
> [What do you mean 'research'?! PERV!]
> [Buy him a clue.]
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...you suppose what? Not that I'm interested or anything.
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But it doesn't matter now.
> [Whoa, wait, what?]
> [Say it's understandable because you're awesome, but you're not interested.]
> [Blush furiously.]
> [Cop a feel.]
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W-what?!
Really?
*dead from icon keywords*
...But like I said, it doesn't matter now. You think it's stupid.
> [Yeah, I do.]
> [Well maybe not that stupid.]
> [You're just trying to mess with me!]
> [Act like you're doing him a favour by considering it.]
*whistles innocently*
Well, maybe it's not that stupid.
[Blushing like whoa. She sort of wishes she could read him better (not that she's ever been good at reading people).]
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[He can't blush, but she is getting an uncertain, hesitant look. He's actually thinking along the same lines. This is an entirely new area for him, so he has no idea what's a positive reaction.]
> [PSYCH. I lied. You really have no chance. :| ]
> [Continue blushing and dancing around the subject.]
> [Tell him you're not easy and he better try harder than that.]
> [Ask him if he's busy later.]
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So... uh...
[Shiftyshift.]
What are you doing later?
Not that I care.
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Nothing, I suppose. Why?
> [Ask him to get something to eat with you.]
> [Ask if he wants to visit the Sensoriums.]
> [Ask him back to your room. Wink.]
> [Have a change of heart and make up a lame excuse to get rid of him.]
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You want to visit the Sensoriums? I need to show you Unit 02!
[An excuse!]
After all, it's only one of the most powerful fighting machines ever built!
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I wouldn't mind seeing it, I suppose.
> [Time to show off my awesomeness!]
> ['I suppose'? You should be happy I offered!]
> [Fighting machines then dinner?]
> [Compare notes on being in teenage death squads.]
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