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THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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I know and I am. I've apologised, but there isn't much else I can do, I'm afraid.

...did you kiss me just now?

> [DENY EVERYTHING.]
> [Make up a reason for it.]
> [Tell him yes, but that it was so bad you'd rather pretend it never happened.]
> [Create a distraction or change the topic!]

> [Make up a reason for it.]

...yes! But I just did it so you would shut up!

_{[Oh god, she is going to die of embarrassment.]}

...Oh. [Looking vaguely disappointed]

Wait. To make me stop asking about why you were blushing, you... kissed me? Wouldn't that just make the situation more embarrassing?

> [Reiterate you'd never consider it otherwise.]
> [Ignore the question and talk about something else.]
> [Call him more names in the hopes of distracting him.]
> [All of the above!]

> [All of the above!]

Of course that's why I did it, idiot! I never would've even considered it otherwise!

Do I have to explain everything to you?

_{[[ Annnd I'm crashing for the night. xD Talk to you tomorrow.]]}

Maybe if you weren't so confusing, you wouldn't have to explain everything!

[Pouting/glaring]

> [Continue mocking him, since it's working!]
> [Demand to know what he means by 'confusing'.]
> [Crush his ego by pointing out you're way too good for someone like him anyway.]
> [Ask what he'd think about a hypothetical date with a hypothetical girl who'd look and act hypothetically a lot like you.]

[[ No prob! Catch you then!]]

> [Demand to know what he means by 'confusing'.]

I'm not confusing! What's that supposed to mean?

Your actions don't make any logical sense! ~~[Girls are confusing!]~~ Why would you initiate something that's... intimate, in order to avoid embarrassment?

> [Declare the world doesn't run on logic.]
> [Declare that you're too awesome to be understood by him.]
> [Randomly change the topic and confuse him more.]
> [Would kissing work to distract from the kissing?]

> [Declare that you're too awesome to be understood by him.]

Obviously you just don't understand women! I guess I'm just too great!

Edited 2009-11-18 22:05 (UTC)

Either that or you're deliberately trying to be confusing. [POUTING!]

> [Whatever, robo-boy.]
> [Be smug in your awesomeness.]
> [Change the topic to something else.]
> [All of the above!]

> [All of the above.]

_{[Goddamn, that is one smug teenager.]}

Whatever, Brainy. You're just jealous of my innate ability and charm~

Edited 2009-11-18 22:51 (UTC)

Actually no, I'm not.

...Asuka, are you romantically interested in me?

> [WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!]
> [DENY EVERYTHING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!]
> [ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!]
> [Hit him with something heavy and hope for plot convenient amnesia.]

> [WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!]
> [DENY EVERYTHING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!]

W-what?! Why would you even as-

No! No! I mean... of course not! That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Why would I want to-?

I mean, can you even-?

That's not the point! No! It's a stupid idea!

_{[Blushing so hard.]}

I was asking because my initial research indicated that maybe you were and I suppose I...

....

But if it's entirely unlikely, I'll drop the subject.

> [Damn right you drop the subject, annoying bot!]
> [I'm totally not interested, but you suppose what?]
> [What do you mean 'research'?! PERV!]
> [Buy him a clue.]

> [I'm totally not interested, but you suppose what?]

...you suppose what? _{Not that I'm interested or anything.}

I... might not have been entirely adverse to the idea...

But it doesn't matter now.

> [Whoa, wait, what?]
> [Say it's understandable because you're awesome, but you're not interested.]
> [Blush furiously.]
> [Cop a feel.]

> [Whoa, wait, what?]

W-what?!

_Really?

...well.

...But like I said, it doesn't matter now. You think it's stupid.

> [Yeah, I do.]
> [Well maybe not that stupid.]
> [You're just trying to mess with me!]
> [Act like you're doing him a favour by considering it.]

> [Well maybe not that stupid.]

Well, maybe it's not that stupid.

_{[Blushing like whoa. She sort of wishes she could read him better (not that she's ever been good at reading people).]}

...it isn't?

[He can't blush, but she is getting an uncertain, hesitant look. He's actually thinking along the same lines. This is an entirely new area for him, so he has no idea what's a positive reaction.]

> [PSYCH. I lied. You really have no chance. :| ]
> [Continue blushing and dancing around the subject.]
> [Tell him you're not easy and he better try harder than that.]
> [Ask him if he's busy later.]

> [Ask him if he's busy later, with a little bit from choice B.]

So... uh...

_{[Shiftyshift.]}

What are you doing later?

_{Not that I care.}

[Blink blink]

Nothing, I suppose. Why?

> [Ask him to get something to eat with you.]
> [Ask if he wants to visit the Sensoriums.]
> [Ask him back to your room. Wink.]
> [Have a change of heart and make up a lame excuse to get rid of him.]

> [Ask if he wants to visit the Sensoriums.]

You want to visit the Sensoriums? I need to show you Unit 02!

_{[An excuse!]}

After all, it's only one of the most powerful fighting machines ever built!

Edited 2009-11-19 00:34 (UTC)

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Pffft. Oh Asuka XD

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OK, done. xD

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