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THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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[grins] Not much! You're not slow! Cool!

>[GO FASTER]
>[You're not slow either!]
>[Is extreme hair a requirement for speedsters?]
>[Make fun of slow people.]

>[Loudly proclaim that you are not a little girl!]

Hey! I am not a little girl!

I have some ship maintenance to perform.

>[Nod and let her carry on]
>[Offer help]
>[Suggest relaxation]
>[Grope]

>[YES!]

Yes! Humans are infuriating in so many ways!

>[Oh GOD YES]

...that's what she said.

Question...do you know Slobo?

>[Slobo WHO?]
>[What about it?]
>[Eh.]
>[Stares silently] Why?

[In Special Weapons, making something ~~both special and weapon-y~~ complex and steampunk-ish]

Not much! Just, uh, wantedtosayhi.

>[Try to make Bart less nervous.]
>[Use feminine wiles.]
>[Smile at him.]
>[laugh at him.]

Sure you're not. Wuss.

>[Challenge Toph to an ~~Agni Kai~~ duel!]
>[Change the subject]
>[Talk about how hungry you are]
>[Drop your pants in order to prove it.]

To me, it... agh, never mind. It's... [stares down at the floor, pointedly avoiding eye contact] It's really a stupid, selfish thing to say.

[Oh, probably.]
[You were dead anyway?]
[Everybody you loved was dead anyway?]
[Yeah, still not gonna date you, bro.]

[Floatin' down the hallway, wondering why she's a dating game protagonist.]

>[Yeah, it is pretty cool.]

I know. Still no.

Awesome. We need more ass-kickery around here. *holds out his hand* Welcome to the team.

>[shake his hand]
>[ignore the hand, but thank him anyway]
>[Insult his use of the word 'ass-kickery']
>[Why do you resist? BOULDER HIM TO DEATH.]

Well, can't be all bad then can it. You know, smart is very sexy.

>[blush]
>[thank for the complement]
>[explain how the greeks valued intelligence too!]
>[explain no you are not the president, Jack Ryan or Han Solo]

Was your hand jus...*shakes her head* Never mind. Glad to hear you're doing good. This place can kinda mess with your head.

>[You're not slow either!]

You're not half bad, man! This is great!

>[shake his hand]

[She has a very firm grip for an almost-thirteen-year old. Are those BONES we hear creaking a bit?]

Cool.

[Is being awesome with his telekinesis]

>[You were dead anyway?]

Are you wondering why you're here, even though you... died, there?

>[Talk about how hungry you are.]

You know, I could really go for some real food. Like meat. Real meat. The gunk the ship serves is just...bad.

I know! Um, what are you?

>[What are you?]
>[A hedgehog.]
>[A really fast hedgehog.]
>[Your mom.]

Oooh, hey, a car engine!

[Greet]
[Greet in confusion]
[Ignore]
[TAKE A FOURTH OPTION]

>[Suggest relaxtion.]

You know, Miss Aran, it's not healthy to work around the clock. Perhaps you should get some rest.

[Kelly's just chillin' on the obs deck.]

I guess you'd call it "combat training," really. In case something happens again, I want to make sure I'm not rusty.

>[She doesn't look like a fighter, does she?]
>[Compliment sincerely]
>[Compliment flirtatiously]
>[Offer to help]

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