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[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

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_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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[telekinetic_badass]

[Is being awesome with his telekinesis]

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

How do you do that?

>[Greet and offer an explanation.]
>[Greet flirtatiously.]
>[Stick it in.]
>[Use your telekinesis to screw with Asuka.]

[telekinetic_badass]

[Greet flirtatiously.]

Trade secret, sweetheart. But I suppose I could tell you. Perhaps over dinner?

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

_{[Asuka grins widely.]}

Sure... why not?

>[Fist pump in victory!]
>[Propose time and place for said dinner.]
>[Propose dinner now.]
>[Stick it in.]

[telekinetic_badass]

>[Stick it in.]

>[Propose dinner now.]

Awesome, are you free now?

A POTENTIAL APPLICANT APPEARS.

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, crazy mind powers. Did you have to kill anyone and eat their brains to do that?

>[Who the hell are you?]
>[No.]
>[Yes.]
>[Stare at Choline's boobs.]

Re: A POTENTIAL APPLICANT APPEARS.

[telekinetic_badass]

>[Stare at Choline's boobs.]

[...ZOMG BOOBS]

Uh... oh, hey, I'm sorry. What were you saying?

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

Your magic-y floaty thingy. How'd you learn to do that?

>[Give a simple explanation.]
>[Give a complicated explanation.]
>[Stare at her blankly; she has a bit of an accent.]
>[Keep looking at her boobs.]

[telekinetic_badass]

>[Keep looking at her boobs.]

It's not magic, actually. But that body of yours must be.

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

That's really smooth. Really.

>[Continue flirting.]
>[Inquire as to why her ears are SO FRICKIN' HUGE]
>[Proposition.]
>[Offer a jacket to cover up her boobs.]

[telekinetic_badass]

>[Proposition.]

I could be rough if that's how you like it. What say we find someplace more private and I show you all the things I can do with my powers?

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

... That's cute, kid.

>[Spend a moment wondering why your flirting isn't working.]
>[Use your telekinesis to send both of you somewhere private.]
>[Get horribly insulted by this apparent rejection.]
>[Stick it in.]

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Is there a reason you're doing that beyond showing off?

> [God, can't you go back to the scrap heap?]
> [Make something up in the hopes he leaves.]
> [Ignore him.]
> [Stick it i- wait, does that even work with robots?]

[telekinetic_badass]

> [Stick it i- wait, does that even work with robots? Let's find out!]

Ah, dude! I'm actually glad to see you.

[Here, B5, have a futuristic USB cord jammed against your forehead]

I can use you to recharge the battery on my omnicomm, right?

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

What're you--

OW! That hurt! [POUTING GLARING]

Or I can overload your omnicom's battery, if you'd rather.

> [Mock his pain!]
> [Speculate how robots feel pain.]
> [Apologise for being a dick.]
> [Continue trying to stick it in.]

[[ I hope you know I nearly spat water all over my monitor from that. XD ]]

[telekinetic_badass]

> [Continue trying to stick it in.]

unf unf unf

Oh, come on, you have got to have a freaking port around here somewhere. [There is manhandling (bothandling?) while he searches]

((XD *bows* Their hate is plug n play compatible))

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

My ports are none of your business! Wha-- Hey! Put me down! Let go! [ROBO-FLAIL TIME]

> [Flailing? That's what TK is useful for!]
> [Ow! I just got brained by a metal arm!]
> [Crack a dirty joke about ports.]
> [Try asking nicely if he'll recharge the omnicom.]

[[ XD There is a bad joke just waiting to happen in there. ]]

[telekinetic_badass]

> [Ow! I just got brained by a metal arm!]

ARGH! [Drops the robot and clutches his head]

That HURT, you idiot!

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Oh, like you attempting to shove things into me didn't hurt at all? Or do you only care when you get hurt?

> [Well duh.]
> [God you're whiny for a robot.]
> [Demand an apology.]
> [All of the above.]

[telekinetic_badass]

> [All of the above.]

Well duh. It's not like you can feel pain anyway. You're a robot. A dead one, at that! That still somehow manages to be a whiny little prat.

Did they at least program you to make apologies?

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Why should I apologise to you?! You were the one who started this in the first place!

And for your information, I'm perfectly capable of feeling pain.

> [Test that theory be hitting him with something. Claim it was for science.]
> [Consider that he's supposed to have been launched into space and make sure he stays there this time.]
> [Try sticking it in again.]
> [Ignore him and hope he leaves on his own.]

[telekinetic_badass]

> [Test that theory by hitting him with something. Claim it was for science.]

Really?

Then how about a little experiment to see for sure?

[Have a tk-shield flying at your head, B5!]

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Ahhh! [Suddenly thankful for extending, flexible torsos that allow quick dodging]

Hey! That's not funny!

> [Mock and continue teasing.]
> [Challenge to a fight.]
> [Both A and B.]
> [Decide he's too boring and leave.]

[telekinetic_badass]

> [Both A and B.]

Science is serious business. And you're gonna get a serious beating. You know, for science!

((I love these two))

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

What?! It doesn't- That doesn't make any sense!

You're just looking for a fight.

> [Those who don't strike first get clobbered by TK.]
> [You fight like a dairy farmer!]
> [Decide you can use this to show off to the ladies, and sell tickets for the match of the century!]
> [Combine attacking with snark, figuring he'll get the message quick enough and fight back.]

[[This is awesome fun. XD]]