(no subject)

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

---

_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

Comments

A POTENTIAL APPLICANT APPEARS.

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, crazy mind powers. Did you have to kill anyone and eat their brains to do that?

>[Who the hell are you?]
>[No.]
>[Yes.]
>[Stare at Choline's boobs.]

Re: A POTENTIAL APPLICANT APPEARS.

[telekinetic_badass]

>[Stare at Choline's boobs.]

[...ZOMG BOOBS]

Uh... oh, hey, I'm sorry. What were you saying?

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

Your magic-y floaty thingy. How'd you learn to do that?

>[Give a simple explanation.]
>[Give a complicated explanation.]
>[Stare at her blankly; she has a bit of an accent.]
>[Keep looking at her boobs.]

[telekinetic_badass]

>[Keep looking at her boobs.]

It's not magic, actually. But that body of yours must be.

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

That's really smooth. Really.

>[Continue flirting.]
>[Inquire as to why her ears are SO FRICKIN' HUGE]
>[Proposition.]
>[Offer a jacket to cover up her boobs.]

[telekinetic_badass]

>[Proposition.]

I could be rough if that's how you like it. What say we find someplace more private and I show you all the things I can do with my powers?

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

... That's cute, kid.

>[Spend a moment wondering why your flirting isn't working.]
>[Use your telekinesis to send both of you somewhere private.]
>[Get horribly insulted by this apparent rejection.]
>[Stick it in.]