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THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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>[You're kind of a brat.]

Oh, shut up. *grumble* Little twip.

I'll assume, for your sake, "twip" is less insulting than it sounds. I promised Father I wouldn't kill, and I'd hate to break that vow for some lowlife like you.

>[Lowlife? I'm your brother!]
>[Bring it, bitch.]
>[...you're what, ten?]
>[Stare in disbelief.]

>[Stare in disbelief.]

...what?

Oh, I'm probably not supposed to threaten either. I'll probably have to put up with one of Grayson's lecture's now too. How dreary.

>[Continue to stare in disbelief.]
>[Wait, Grayson?]
>[Seriously, what is wrong with you?]
>[...Are you joking?]

>[Wait, Grayson?]

Man, are you a robot or someth -- hold up, did you say 'Grayson'? As in Dick? How do you know him?

[Sharp glance.]

He's... my brother, I suppose. Not by blood. Why? How do you know him?

>[I'm Batman.]
>[Explain history of Batfamily]
>[Ask who he is.]
>[Ask if he's a Bat and which one.]

>[Ask who he is.]

That explained nothing. Wait, are you one of the Robins Bruce never told me about? ...Are you Jason Todd?

No. [Glare.] Jason is a pathetic failure. And lousy at knots. I'm Damian Wayne, the current Robin. Who are you and how do you know Father? And how has he told you anything? He's dead.

>[Wayne? Father?]
>[What do you have against Jason?]
>[Dead? What?]
>[I'm Batman.]

>[Wayne? Father?]

Wait, wait, what? Are you saying Bruce Wayne is your father? You must have some issues then kid, because seriously, that guy never had any kids of his own.

He had me. You haven't told me who you are. Or how you know all these things.

>[Keep interrogating on the father front.]
>[Refuse to believe him.]
>[Introduce yourself.]
>[Ask about his mother.]

>[Ask about his mother.]

Oh, jeez, did that asshole get some girl pregnant because of his stupid old playboy image? Y'know, I wouldn't be surprised if he did. Or if he didn't even bother to pay child support or anything like that.

[glare] My mother is Talia Al Ghul, daughter of Ra's Al Ghul. You will not insult her.

>[Wait, really?]
>[...was Ra's possessing her body at the time?]
>[Insult her.]
>[Introduce yourself.]

>[...was Ra's possessing her body at the time?]

Oh... oh, ew. Sorry man, I'm sure your mom is a nice lady and all, but I've met her. And when I did, she was kind of possessed by her dad. And just... that's kinda creepy, y'know?

Yes. Grandfather tried to possess me as well. Or Drake. I don't believe he was too particular as to whom.

Who are you?

>[...ew.]
>[Express astonishment that Damian's maternal side is even more screwed up than his paternal side.]
>[Introduce yourself.]
>[Ask about Tim.]

>[Introduce yourself.]

~~Never!~~

I'm Terry McGinnis. I'm Batman.

No, you're not.

>[Yes, I am.]
>[Future, blah, blah, blah.]
>[Let's talk more about your mother.]
>[Well, you're not Robin.]

>[Yes, I am.]

Yes, I am.

I don't believe you. Grayson would never let an outsider be Batman.

>[It's not up to Grayson.]
>[My Batman costume is cooler than his.]
>[Future!]
>[Aren't the Outsiders a team?]

>[It's not up to Grayson.]

Why the hell would Grayson care? He's off in his own city being Nightwing.

Grayson's Batman.

>[Waitwait, what?]
>[But what about Bruce?]
>[Are you delusional?]
>[Why does Bruce never tell me anything?]

>[Waitwait, what?]

What? No he isn't. What... what are you talking about?

Of course he is. Ever since Father died. Better him than Jason Todd. And he had the sense to take me over Drake for Robin.

>[Bruce isn't dead!]
>[What do you have against Jason?]
>[What do you have against Tim?]
>[What are you even talking about?]

>[Bruce isn't dead!]

Okay, now I know there's something wrong with you, because the old man isn't dead.

We saw the corpse. Maybe you're insane, like Drake.

>[OMFG JOKER]
>[No, you're wrong. Future. I know these things.]
>[Don't be mean to Tim.]
>[Could there be a mistake?]

>[Don't be mean to Tim.]

Hey, Tim isn't crazy. He's the best damn Robin the world ever had.

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