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THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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> [Wonder if there's anyone other than Cassie who'd actually try something.]

Who was it and what did she do? Describe both her physical language and body language.

Her name is Asuka, and she was blushing after I'd scanned her hand for injury. I asked her why she was reacting like that, since it seemed unusual, and at first she denied it before suddenly-

[Robo-Brainy can't blush, but his body language is a HUGE ball of embarrassment]

-she kissed me.

Now she's saying it was a distraction and I'm confused.

> [Try and explain what it might mean without laughing too much.]
> [Wonder why he's dumping this on you.]
> [brb, dying of laughter.]
> [Wonder if that hands on course might be the best option after all.]

> [Try and explain what it might mean without laughing too much.]

[You begin to mentally recite the Litany Against ROFLMAO. It is only partially successful] That...hah...was...hah hah...was a lie to...fff...c-cover her embarrassment. She's...interested...in you. If I was...heh heh heh...using...kiss...as distraction...wouldn't...say so...afterwards...defeats...point...

You think so? But I'm not-- Why would she--

.......

> [Yeah, it probably wouldn't ever work.]
> [Tell him to go for it, wait for the possibly lulzy fallout.]
> [Try to help by giving a few pointers.]
> [Tell him he'll have better luck with Cassie.]

> [Try to help by giving a few pointers.]

I don't know. You're a dilligent, smart boy and you value the good of the group over your own safety. And you're built pretty too. Now was it more like...[You give him a light kiss on the lips, assuming he has lips]...or...[There is tongue]? Because this is important. Try to remember.

Built pretty? I'm not sure what you--

....!!!

404 ERROR. RESTARTING... RESTARTING... RESTARTING...

[Congrats Sheeana, you overloaded him. :| ]

> [They sure don't make them like they used to.]
> [Try not to laugh when he comes back online.]
> [Make sure he's okay, THEN try not to laugh.]
> [FINISH HIM.]

> [Make sure he's okay, THEN try not to laugh.]

Oh ghafla, you broke him. You fret and try to remember what Duncan used to do to restart the no-ship. Finally he comes back online and you smile sheepishly.

...did you just...?

[He looks more confused and maybe a touch weirded out than anything else.]

Why?

> [Wow, someone's lacking in experience. Maybe I should fix that...]
> [Don't blow a circuit, robot. It was only to illustrate a point.]
> [Yes, and now I'm regretting it. Like tonguing a battery.]
> [Sorry, maybe I should have warned you first?]

> [Don't blow a circuit, robot. It was only to illustrate a point.]

You reply with LOGIC. That should get through to him. "Don't blow a circuit. You have no experience of this kind of thing and verbal descriptions wouldn't have gotten us anywhere. I didn't think you'd...faint?"

Oh. I hadn't really considered that factor.

[Now he's managing to look a little sheepish.]

To be honest, I wasn't exactly expecting that reaction either. I hope I didn't worry you.

> [You kidding? I thought I'd finally be able to escape!]
> [For a moment, but I'm glad you're alright now.]
> [I wasn't worried. I knew you'd be okay.]
> [PORN OR GTFO.]

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