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THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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Her name is Asuka, and she was blushing after I'd scanned her hand for injury. I asked her why she was reacting like that, since it seemed unusual, and at first she denied it before suddenly-

[Robo-Brainy can't blush, but his body language is a HUGE ball of embarrassment]

-she kissed me.

Now she's saying it was a distraction and I'm confused.

> [Try and explain what it might mean without laughing too much.]
> [Wonder why he's dumping this on you.]
> [brb, dying of laughter.]
> [Wonder if that hands on course might be the best option after all.]

> [Try and explain what it might mean without laughing too much.]

[You begin to mentally recite the Litany Against ROFLMAO. It is only partially successful] That...hah...was...hah hah...was a lie to...fff...c-cover her embarrassment. She's...interested...in you. If I was...heh heh heh...using...kiss...as distraction...wouldn't...say so...afterwards...defeats...point...

You think so? But I'm not-- Why would she--

.......

> [Yeah, it probably wouldn't ever work.]
> [Tell him to go for it, wait for the possibly lulzy fallout.]
> [Try to help by giving a few pointers.]
> [Tell him he'll have better luck with Cassie.]

> [Try to help by giving a few pointers.]

I don't know. You're a dilligent, smart boy and you value the good of the group over your own safety. And you're built pretty too. Now was it more like...[You give him a light kiss on the lips, assuming he has lips]...or...[There is tongue]? Because this is important. Try to remember.

Built pretty? I'm not sure what you--

....!!!

404 ERROR. RESTARTING... RESTARTING... RESTARTING...

[Congrats Sheeana, you overloaded him. :| ]

> [They sure don't make them like they used to.]
> [Try not to laugh when he comes back online.]
> [Make sure he's okay, THEN try not to laugh.]
> [FINISH HIM.]

> [Make sure he's okay, THEN try not to laugh.]

Oh ghafla, you broke him. You fret and try to remember what Duncan used to do to restart the no-ship. Finally he comes back online and you smile sheepishly.

...did you just...?

[He looks more confused and maybe a touch weirded out than anything else.]

Why?

> [Wow, someone's lacking in experience. Maybe I should fix that...]
> [Don't blow a circuit, robot. It was only to illustrate a point.]
> [Yes, and now I'm regretting it. Like tonguing a battery.]
> [Sorry, maybe I should have warned you first?]

> [Don't blow a circuit, robot. It was only to illustrate a point.]

You reply with LOGIC. That should get through to him. "Don't blow a circuit. You have no experience of this kind of thing and verbal descriptions wouldn't have gotten us anywhere. I didn't think you'd...faint?"

Oh. I hadn't really considered that factor.

[Now he's managing to look a little sheepish.]

To be honest, I wasn't exactly expecting that reaction either. I hope I didn't worry you.

> [You kidding? I thought I'd finally be able to escape!]
> [For a moment, but I'm glad you're alright now.]
> [I wasn't worried. I knew you'd be okay.]
> [PORN OR GTFO.]

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