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THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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Depends. Are you shutting off my hot water, or everyone's hot water?

>[Yours]
>[Everyone's]
>[Only to people who annoy me, aka Grif]
>[Wouldn't you like to know?]

>[Yours]

Since you said 'my hot water'? Yours.

Aw, crap. [He sighs.] Guess I'd know who to blame if that happens. Just because you can't hit us doesn't mean you can't find other ways to make our lives miserable.

>[That's right]
>[I won't do it if....]
>It could just be a mechanical issue and coincidental]
>[Cold water's the least you have to worry about]

>[That's right]

Right. If I don't have real hands, I'm gonna get creative.

Just don't get too creative or the ship's going to crash.

>[Stacy would stop me]
>[The other AIs would stop me]
>[I'm not that stupid]
>[It would be a nice change]

>[Stacy would stop me]

Trust me, if I did? Stacy would step in.

That's probably a good thing. Mess with the creature comforts, but you don't really have to worry about doing any permanent damage.

>[Says you]
>[I'll take what I can get]
>[Permanent damage is the only kind that counts]
>[Change the subject]

>[I'll take what I can get]

I'll take what I can get. It's not like a get a lot of opportunities to do things outside the mainframe.

Damn. That blows, Tex. You could be way more useful out in the field.

>[Tell me about it]
>[I'll just have to hitch a ride with you out into the field]
>[I can do some cool things from here]
>[I could always try to get on Stacy's good side]

>[I'll just have to hitch a ride with you out into the field]

Guess I'll be hitching a ride with you into the field, if I can. You or Grif, anyway-Doc's here, but I'd kinda like to hitch a ride with somebody who actually knows what his gun is for.

Definitely me, then.

...Good. Hell, I'm too used to having an AI in battle now anyway. I'd probably be shit without you or D for the first few minutes anyway.

>[That's right]
>[Keep in mind I'm still not sure how to work everything]
>[Grif's not too bad]
>[You wouldn't be shit compared to some of the people here]

>[You wouldn't be shit compared to some of the people here]

At least you know what the hell you're doing. Let's just say I haven't been that impressed by a lot of people here.

Thanks. And yeah - I guess if you have a good mix here, there's gotta be a fair number who aren't any good.

The real question is, who does impress you? Cause I clearly need to check them out.

>[Name some names]
>[I was speaking generally]
>[Nobody really]
>[Grif]

>[I was speaking generally]

[She shrugs.]

The whole group of people with super powers. They seem to know what they're doing...usually.

"Super powers"? Wow.

I hope the "usually" doesn't run out at a bad time.

>[Tell him about super powers]
>[Say that "usually" always runs out at a bad time]
>[Accuse him of being a pessimist]
>[Hit on him]

>[Say that "usually" always runs out at a bad time]

York? You should know better by now.

Usually always runs out at a bad time.

...Right. Thank you, Murphy's Law.

>[Bane of my existence]
>[It's not as bad as it could be]
>[Good things can happen too]
>[Knew i was right]

>[Bane of my existence]

Yeah, tell me about it. I think of it as kind of a...recurring problem.

Must be one of those rules of the universe, huh?

>[Yep]
>[I hope not]
>[We can fix it]
>[Change the subject]

>[Yep]

As far as I can tell? Yeah.

Well, long as we're all aware of it. [He laughs.] I mean, it could be worse. I could be stuck here without anyone I know.

>[Or with just Grif]
>[Lucky you]
>[Sure that wouldn't be better?]
>[Hit on him]

>[Or with just Grif]

Or just with Grif. He'd make you start wishing there wasn't anybody from our world here.

Oh, God. No simulation soldiers, yeah. Some of them are seriously low on brains. That might make them better bait for zombies, though....

>[Finally, a use for them]
>[Vicious, York. I like it]
>[No, see, zombies eat brains. They'd get bypassed]
>[I see you've met Caboose]

>[No, see, zombies eat brains. They'd get bypassed]

I think more than a couple would get bypassed...the whole 'zombies eat brains' thing.

Besides, during the outbreak? I was trying to keep Grif from looking too slow and tasty.

Oh, right, because if you were stuck in him when he got zombie'd...yeah, not cool. It worked, right?

>[No, Sherlock, it didn't]
>[Yes, I can keep a simulation soldier from getting eaten]
>[It almost didn't work because Grif is so fat]
>[Turns out I'm really a zombie. Sorry.]