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THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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>[What, worse than zombies?]

So am I worse than zombies now?

Yes. Way worse.

>[I think you're making it up.]
>[I'm flattered.]
>[Once again: Big. Baby.]
>[How many times worse?]

>[I think you're making it up.]

I think you're making it up. At least I don't want to friggin' eat you.

...[peering]

Nice image, Tex. And are you sure? [smirk]

>[Thanks. And fuck no.]
>[Oh god how did you just interpret that?]
>[What the hell do you mean by that?!]
>[Once I find a body your skull is mine.]

>[Oh god how did you just interpret that?]

Oh god, don't tell me you took that-

Y'know, I wasn't exactly missing Tucker's way of looking at crap.

Hey, it's not my fault you said it!

>[I didn't mean it like that you dumbass!]
>[I think this says a lot more about you than it does about me.]
>[I feel sick just thinking about it, thanks.]
>[Wish viciously for the ability to punch him in the groin.]

>[I think this says a lot more about you than it does about me.]

Seeing how I wasn't even thinking about that kind of thing? I think this says a lot more about you than it does about me. And it says things I probably don't want to know.

Things like that you want me?

>[Like hell I do! B(]
>[I think it's more the other way around.]
>[What's there to want?]
>[Yes. But only for your body.]

>[Yes. But only for your body.]

Only for your body. And only so I can take over and actually do stuff.

Oh really? [flex]

>[Gross.]
>[Yes, really.]
>[Don't flatter yourself.]
>[I think this is saying more about you than it is about me again.]

>[I think this is saying more about you than it is about me again.]

I think this is saying things about you again. You're showing off for me.

Actually I'm just seeing how pissed off I have to make you to make you go away.

It's not working.

So you know, I don't care.

>[I think you do.]
>[So now I know your plan. Good job, cockbite.]
>[I'm just as bored as you are.]
>[I'm not pissed.]

>[I'm not pissed.]

I'm not pissed. I still think you're lying, and I think you're weird, but I'm not pissed.

Think about it, Tex. There are other women here who are nicer to me. And actually have, y'know, bodies.

Why would I be chasing you?

>[You tell me.]
>[You're a masochist.]
>[Like I said: Weird.]
>[Because I remind you of home?]

>[Like I said: Weird.]

Remember what I said about you being weird?

I'm not weird! You're weird!

>[How am I weird?]
>[That's the most creative argument I've heard all week.]
>[Uhhhhuh.]
>[How are you not weird?]

>[Uhhhhuh.]

...Uhhuh. Keep telling yourself that.

How am I weird?!

>[Shall I count the ways?]
>[Calm down.]
>[How am I weird?]
>[You're weird in the most annoying ways possible. How's that?]

>[Calm down.]

Oh, clam down. I don't need you having a heart attack.

But you'd love that, wouldn't you?

>[More than you'll ever know.]
>[Not really, actually.]
>[I'd rather get to kill you myself.]
>[Considering your health I won't be surprised.]

>[Not really, actually.]

Not really. I need you to be alive, remember?

Can't you just go steal other people's bodies and leave me alone? Doc has armor. Go torture him.

>[I don't torture you.]
>[Doc can't fight.]
>[Relax. This means you're too useful for me to kill.]
>[He's not as funny.]

>[Relax. This means you're too useful for me to kill.]

Look at it this way-it means you're too useful to kill. You can relax. It means you're not getting beaten with your own skull, anyway.

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