The "Ask Characters Questions" Meme 2: The Sequel!

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Is this really necessary? You've already done one of these— oh, fine.

Post here, and answer questions that are asked of you. Enjoy yourselves.

Comments

[wantstobebatman.livejournal.com]

Well I don't really do that much straight up ninja work since I run a family practice but sometimes the two coincide quite nicely. It's good to be able to patch yourself up after almost getting shot to death.

That said, it's a fine balancing act and I have to really watch it morals wise. Assassination and surgery are awkward bedfellows at best.

[wantstobebatman.livejournal.com]

...

I...

I uh....

Hi.

I'm the guy who disabled the pepper spray traps on your door.

See, I almost knocked but then I chickened out and...



Okay, actually, can I just back up and try for a less lame introduction please?

[wantstobebatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that last bit sounds like a waste of perfectly good ninja kids to me.

[lilyofthedrills.livejournal.com]

What is your connect four secret?

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

Ask quickly before I get bored!

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

Um. Why don't you like me?

[crusades]

Oh, so that was you. I was concerned Luthor had been living up to his reputation.

By all means, take your time.

[wantstobebatman.livejournal.com]

I'm Dr. McNinja, and I have been the hugest fan of yours since I was just a little kid. It's... kind of impossibly cool to meet you.

[stickyboots]

I can't tell you my secret! I'd be blackballed from the Connect Fourers Guild!

[stickyboots]

See, maybe that's what I should have a go at. Taking pictures of imminent peril can just about scrape me a living but they don't help with the bruises.

Hey, could be worse. You could be an assassin by day, assassin by night!

[crusades]

So I hear. The experience goes downhill pretty quickly.

[wantstobebatman.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I'm still feeling pretty awesome about this whole thing, personally.

[wantstobebatman.livejournal.com]

Actually assassin by day and doctor by night is the worst combo available there, because assassinating people in broad daylight is hard and night is when all the people with weird stupid injuries like being stabbed through with a swordfish come out.

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

Are you a fan of Gilbert and Sullivan, Mister Batman?

[mammalrobot.livejournal.com]

BLEEP. BLORP.

EXPLANATION MODE ENGAGED.

POSE YOUR QUERY.

>_

[mammalrobot.livejournal.com]

Can you actually answer questions?

[riseupnchargem.livejournal.com]

...what are you?

[riseupnchargem.livejournal.com]

This should be easy. There's nothing to ask about.

[stickyboots]

Sounds like a bum rap. Haven't you considered swapping them around?

[crusades]

I'll admit it makes a change for someone to get their kicks out of something other than inconveniencing me.

[crusades]

Mister Batman was my father, and opera was more his thing than mine. Though personally, I prefer Verdi.

[wantstobebatman.livejournal.com]

Inconveniencing Batman is just asking for trouble. I've learned how not to deal with meeting your hero from the other fanboys I promise.

...I gotta compliment you on the traps too. I mean, the pepper spray was easy but I completely almost missed the tripwire and spent like a half an hour trying to figure out what it was attached to before realizing that all it was for was tripping over.

[friend-of-samus.livejournal.com]

[Pikachu holds up a small chalkboard. On it is scrawled the word "sure".]

Pi pika!

[friend-of-samus.livejournal.com]

Pi pikachu pika pika pi pipi?

[lightspeed-attk.livejournal.com]

I'm a hedgehog, duh!

Is this what you normally ask people?