It's Christmas time! (Kind of)

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Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking about with that video either...

Anyway, how would you like a meme? A CHIRSTMAS meme.

Basically, Santa makes a trip to bring joy to all of the meatship. What gift do they get? Or if they would get coal, what gift would they want?

Samus would get a super awesome armor maintenance kit. She'd be pretty surprised considering I don't think she's ever gotten a gift in her life and has no idea wtf Christmas is. Maybe she'd like some nice Christmas chocolates, too.

Indy would get books. REAL books. Like an encyclopedia about dead civilizations or something.

Mei Ling also gets real books :P But more literature-y stuff than nonfiction like Indy gets.

Scout would like a brand new shiny baseball bat, but gets another ugly sweater like he's gotten every year of his entire life.

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Will wants all kinds of silly girly stuff. The media lab has all the music she could ever want, but what she wants more than anything is clothes that aren't form-fitting and pulsating, so she gets a lot of those. Cute, sporty, girly clothes that flatter her and boost her self-esteem.

Zuko gets a sword-polishing kit and a lump of coal, but doesn't understand why he's getting it because Avatar world has no Christmas. He appreciates both the kit and the coal, though.

Allen does not celebrate Christmas. He's Jewish. So he gets squat. SQUAT.

Nah just kiddin'. He gets Hannukah presents for 8 nights straight - booze, tools, that issue of GQ he was on the cover of, more tools, more booze, socks, more tools, and his car from home.

Goliath, like Indy, gets Real Books, all classics: Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, Sophocles, Shakespeare, Dickens, etcetera. He is pleased.