It's Christmas time! (Kind of)

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking about with that video either...

Anyway, how would you like a meme? A CHIRSTMAS meme.

Basically, Santa makes a trip to bring joy to all of the meatship. What gift do they get? Or if they would get coal, what gift would they want?

Samus would get a super awesome armor maintenance kit. She'd be pretty surprised considering I don't think she's ever gotten a gift in her life and has no idea wtf Christmas is. Maybe she'd like some nice Christmas chocolates, too.

Indy would get books. REAL books. Like an encyclopedia about dead civilizations or something.

Mei Ling also gets real books :P But more literature-y stuff than nonfiction like Indy gets.

Scout would like a brand new shiny baseball bat, but gets another ugly sweater like he's gotten every year of his entire life.

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[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Everything Wyn wants should be immediately confiscated for the safety of the crew. She'll probably end up with, like, another hideous plaid shirt of her very own and a super-advanced toolkit. And some more eyeliner.

Hunter gets real-paper copies of his medical textbooks, and also some chocolate (which will be devoured in, like, two seconds flat).

Marcus gets... coal? idek. I have a feeling that Christmas was never a huge part of his life pre-meatship. Coal, a decent shotgun, or someone putting armor over his GIANT EASILY-CONCEALABLE WEAKSPOT. Any/all of the above works.

[its-keeper.livejournal.com]

Will wants all kinds of silly girly stuff. The media lab has all the music she could ever want, but what she wants more than anything is clothes that aren't form-fitting and pulsating, so she gets a lot of those. Cute, sporty, girly clothes that flatter her and boost her self-esteem.

Zuko gets a sword-polishing kit and a lump of coal, but doesn't understand why he's getting it because Avatar world has no Christmas. He appreciates both the kit and the coal, though.

Allen does not celebrate Christmas. He's Jewish. So he gets squat. SQUAT.

Nah just kiddin'. He gets Hannukah presents for 8 nights straight - booze, tools, that issue of GQ he was on the cover of, more tools, more booze, socks, more tools, and his car from home.

Goliath, like Indy, gets Real Books, all classics: Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, Sophocles, Shakespeare, Dickens, etcetera. He is pleased.

[hatngartersnake.livejournal.com]

Paco just wants his car back. Not having lost his arm would be nice too, but he's pretty sure that Santa doesn't stick any time-travel in stockings...

Ax is familiar with the holiday! He gets a cinnamon bun, and the rest of the crew gets the gift of watching Ax succeed in eating something about the same size as his head.

Jonas...hmm. A program to keep his crush on Cassie from being contagious. It's really getting annoying.

Jeka's not familiar with the holiday, so she will be surprised and pleased by the appearance of a very spiffy hat.

[morphitudinous]

What he wants:
A hug, milk, and cookies
Something blue to wear over his plantsuit my God this power is really itching
A pet mouse that he shall name Zack

What he gets:
Some sort of shiny new tool that he doesn't have the resources to build for himself on the ship.

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

Bart gets COMICS AND VIDEO GAMES! And an electric guitar! (Also Max, Carol, or Helen if Santa's bringing people.)

Damian gets coal. And maybe some nifty battoys.

Guy gets BEER.

[starlightace]

Nanoha wants her family together again.

Either that, or some new clothes. Something cute - that or a stuffed animal.

[crusades]

Bruce gets that flying Batmobile he'd been working on before he died.

Wally gets Linda back.

Peter gets a truckload of oreos and some film for his camera.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Katara wants some girly clothes too (thanks Asuka) but really really wants a picture of Aang.

Alessa wants a nice, cozy little place on the ship to turn into Silent Hill.

[thehollycopter.livejournal.com]

Holly would initially be offended and outraged by this stupid human holiday, and probably have some stern words for Santa about exploiting her race in whatever universe he actually exists in. But after that gets cleared up, she'd like a nice new set of wings. Or maybe her old Nuetrino 2000 that she had to get rid off after the B'wa Kell rebellion back.

Terry wants to be able to celebrate the holidays with his mom and brother. Barring that, he'd like his motorcycle or the Batmobile.

[waylostandfound.livejournal.com]

Nathan would accept some good bourbon. Though he might only get coal.

Kate would get some new trick arrows and a cello.

Xander would get some chocolate, maybe twinkies.

Dean would get some new guns and burgers. Also a pie.

[psi-flames.livejournal.com]

Oh man.

Jono would get a new guitar. And a duster. He can manage without actual clothing, much as he might like it. But as long as he has his duster and guitar, he'd be happy. (Happier. He's never REALLY happy.)

Dick's main thing that he wants is...a family picture. One with his parents and him at the circus. And real clothing. And Roy and Garth and Donna. And he wouldn't mind a family picture with Bruce and him and Tim. And Jason, but that might be asking too much. Maybe separate pictures.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Motoko wants a fucking Tachikoma. Urban warfare vehicles, fuck yeah. Make that six.

Obi-Wan wants his goddamn tunic back. This is ridiculous. He'll wear it over his plantsuit like a good Jedi.

Haku wants somewhere in the City to have a pipeline bust and turn into a river. Living in a pool is BS, people keep jumping in and having sex in it