The I'd Hit It Meme

[almostluver.livejournal.com]

The I'D HIT IT Meme
{borrowed/inspired by: nottome}


Let's face it. There are some pretty hot people out there. Ever pointed somebody out to your friends and say, I'd hit it?

Well now you have the chance to say it to their faces!
The rules of the game are simple:

1. Comment as your character. (One comment per character.)

2. Comment to others!!! Don't be shy!!!

3. Got a friend who's too shy? Post their character's name for them! They may or may not thank you for it.

4. IT'S FOR FUN, YOU GUYS. FUN!

Comments

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

... there's another one? Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, this is getting a bit out of hand.

[outthink-death.livejournal.com]

And who are you? State The Glaringly Obvious Girl?

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

No, but I'll consider that as my new superhero name.

[outthink-death.livejournal.com]

Feel free to consider it elsewhere, unless you have something more than the obvious to discuss.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with the obvious? Speaking of, somehow you've managed to be more of a prat than Brainy and B5 put together, which I didn't think was possible without rending some sort of hole in the fabric of space-time.

[outthink-death.livejournal.com]

Well if you want to go on stating things that add nothing to the conversation, I can't very well stop you. But that doesn't mean I have to continue answering either.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

At least I'm trying to have a conversation.

Oh, and I might as well answer the question while I'm here. No.

[outthink-death.livejournal.com]

I'd be willing to have a conversation if someone actually had a topic that wasn't a blatant waste of time.

Good. It'd be tedious if I had to deal with displays of affection from you as well. I have standards, after all.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

... you're in the 'I'd hit it' meme. I'm not quite sure what you expected by way of conversation.

Protip: your insults might mean a little more to me if I actually cared what you thought.

[outthink-death.livejournal.com]

A functioning brain cell. A difficult thing to deliver for nearly everyone here, by the looks of things, but, as they say, hope springs eternal.

It wasn't an insult, it was a fact. An insult is when I call you a pathetic waste of space with the average intellect and scientific ability of a barely evolved ape bashing rocks together to create fire.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Right, apparently a twelfth-level intellect doesn't come with anything even vaguely resembling social skills.

[sigh and facepalm] See the protip. Also, you clearly have never banged rocks together to make fire, because it's actually kind of fun.

Robo-B5 is sad you think that, Wyn.

[outthink-death.livejournal.com]

I fail to see the point in playing at social niceties. I'm here to do a job. I do it, and that's all. If you want someone to waste time in pointless pleasantries, look elsewhere.

Of course I haven't. Fire is such an appallingly inefficient method of conducting energy, it's been outlawed on Colu for several generations.

He's by far the best of the three, if that makes him feel better?

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

If we're getting technical, this is a pointless pleasantry. For a given value of pleasant, anyway. You're not currently a member of the crew, so you don't actually have a job to do.

Your loss... but what do you do when things accidentally catch on fire?

He'd be all "wheee~ ..I mean. Thank you for the compliment."

[outthink-death.livejournal.com]

I can't disagree with the pointless part by any means. But it is rather small-minded of you to assume that since I'm not a part of your crew, I have no work to do. A Legionnaire's work is never done, after all.

That's what safety systems are in place for of course. Idiot.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

[Wyn's brain immediately went to the French Foreign Legion, so her only response to that is pretty much this .gif (http://i47.tinypic.com/xehi4g.gif).]

No safety system is completely foolproof... and where's the excitement? [Do you get the sense that your insults aren't working, Brainy? Because they aren't.]

[outthink-death.livejournal.com]

[PFFFT. XD]

Clearly you haven't seen the ones I design. And what exactly is exciting about wanton destruction? [It's okay. The Legion pretty much just ignores them too. Or insults back. He's used to it.]

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

[I can't say I found that .gif, but I will be abusing the hell out of it now that I know it exists. XD]

Well, obviously I haven't seen the ones you design. And what isn't exciting about accidental wanton destruction? Sure, you've got to rebuild whatever you were working on that caught on fire, but it adds a little variety to your day.

[outthink-death.livejournal.com]

[It is pretty awesome. And you know, Wyn. *KES IS SHOT FOR BAD PUNS*]

When the accidental wanton destruction results in the death and/or dismemberment of people you care about. Next pointless question?

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

[Pfft, like I haven't made that pun? XD /points at username]

I'm sorry, I'll just be over here marveling at the fact that you care about people.

[outthink-death.livejournal.com]

[True, but it's also Wyn in that it looks like how she'd react. XD]

Hmph. Not that I care for your opinion on something you clearly have no understanding of, but why do you assume I don't care for others' wellbeing?

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

[THEREFORE IT IS PERFECT. :3]

So why are you asking for my opinion? You're a jerk, and I'm definitely not seeing the heart of gold. ... okay, TV Tropes has officially ruined my life. [She's not trying to be insulting, it's just a fact.]

[outthink-death.livejournal.com]

[IT'S A WYN/WIN SITUATION?]

I never claimed to have a heart of gold, but you don't honestly believe that to be necessary to care for the well-being of others? [He's genuinely curious about her reasoning now.]

[forthewyn.livejournal.com]

[The puns, they just keep coming! XD]

Jerk with a Heart of Gold is... a phrase that would take me way too long to explain, given its roots in a very specific section of early 21st century Earth pop-culture which I'm pretty sure you're not familiar with [aka it's a trope and TV Tropes would take forever to explain] but... okay, so you're a superhero, right? You save people, build stuff that saves people, whatever, but you act like everyone in here is beneath you somehow. If you feel that way, why bother to be a superhero, and if you don't feel that way, why act like it?

[outthink-death.livejournal.com]

[I'M SURE I COULD MAKE MORE.]

So you believe saving others and caring about people must be mutually dependant on each other? Hmph. Because clearly no one could do such things for moral reasons.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

[DO GO ON.]

What sort of morality advocates saving people but not caring about them?