WAKING UP!

[twin-fans.livejournal.com]

Your character is in a nice, warm bed, wearing their bedclothes (or lack thereof) of choice. It's comfortable, it's fluffy, and it's great...

Unfortunately, someone's in bed with them. They might roll over and accidentally cop a feel before waking up fully, they might notice the heat on their backs, but whatever the case may be, there's someone in there with them. They could easily remember the night before, how that happened, but...

Where's the fun in that?

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[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

[This is a crack meme, so slightly forward in canon Bart is tossing and turning with several glowing gold doppelgangers of himself also piled in the rather small bed. Someone's probably gonna fall out soon...]

[not-very-noir.livejournal.com]

[There's a thump as a little too much of the superspeed tossing flips one of the Jamie's out of the bed and onto the floor, so there's now two of him out of the bed. Both Jamie's blink sleepily at each other before helping themselves stand and--

Dear god there's a teenage boy in his bed.]

....please tell me there is an explanation for this that doesn't involve me going to hell.

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

[Sits up, glares around at his doppelgangers.]

Hey, what are you guys doing outside of me? In!

[The doppelgangers give him sad looks.]

But Boss--

[Stern frown from Bart.]

In! And don't call me Boss!

[The doppelgangers vanish, and he looks at the other guys.]

Cool, you can make scouts too! Why would you go to hell?

[not-very-noir.livejournal.com]

[The two Jamies stare at Bart while the third starts to wake up slowly.]

What're scouts and why are you in my bed?

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

I'm Impulse, and I dunno. Maybe I ran here in my sleep. Who're you?

[yawns, looks around] You got any food%Pr

[not-very-noir.livejournal.com]

[Jamie's decided he is definitely going to hell. Even more than he already was. He takes a second to absorb both dupes and try and gather his thoughts. You know, as much as he can.]

Food can wait, let's sought this out first. You ran here in your sleep and that's all? [It's a hopeful question.]

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I don't remember, so sure, probably. What do we need to sort out? What's your name? I'm really hungry, y'know.

[not-very-noir.livejournal.com]

[God, he does not need this first thing in the morning. And it doesn't help that none of his dupes had memories of the night before either.]

It's Jamie Madrox. And I'm trying to figure out what we did last night that meant we woke up like- [Jamie makes a confused gesture at the bed] -that!

[speedforbrains.livejournal.com]

I dunno. Maybe there was only one bed and we were both sleepy? I don't remember what happened. [Don't worry, Jamie, there's pretty much no chance you had sex with Bart. He'd run away.]