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WAKING UP!

Your character is in a nice, warm bed, wearing their bedclothes (or lack thereof) of choice. It's comfortable, it's fluffy, and it's great...

Unfortunately, someone's in bed with them. They might roll over and accidentally cop a feel before waking up fully, they might notice the heat on their backs, but whatever the case may be, there's someone in there with them. They could easily remember the night before, how that happened, but...

Where's the fun in that?

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[Jamie is wearing just boxers and is very, very asleep. And snoring. There equally may or may not be more than one of him in the bed.]

[Angie...isn't actually wearing anything. The real one, at least. There's at least one metal copy of her. It's all pretty cute, honestly.

Angie-Jamie-Angie-Jamie sandwich.]

[For the moment Jamie's happy to just be a part of the snuggle-sandwich, his arms settle a little tighter around the person in front of him and he makes a happy noise in the back of his throat.]

[Luckily, it's the fleshy one that's in front of Jaime. Or, well, in front of this Jamie. She snuggles back, yawning slightly.

The metal one, however, seems to be a bit of a restless sleeper. Or maybe Angie's mind is just awake enough to start ticking over as to where the doubles are. The one in the bed, sadly, reacts to this by kicking.]

[The Jamie closest to the metal Angie gets kicked, and now there's another Jamie there as well. This one seems less happy with the sandwich, and reacts by trying to punch Angie's double.]

[Which probably works great. Unfortunately, Angie's double is metal and...well, doesn't react much to being punched. Likely hurts like a son-uva-b***h, though.]

[The dupe lets out a yell and there's another of him there now as well. Since punching is an impact and impacts = more Jamies... maybe the other Angie and Jamie should try and wake up soon? Before the bed is suddenly a lot more crowded.]

[Well, don't know about you, Jamie, but Angie's not exactly used to yelling when she's trying to sleep. (Surprising, I know, but the Carrier is BIG and she has few teammates.) So she does jerk awake, glaring over her shoulder.] Hey, kids, wanna keep it down?

[It takes a moment before she realizes, uh, yeah. She doesn't know that guy.] Wait, what the fuck are you doing in my bed?

[Not exactly Mama Bear, now is she?]

[The remaining Jamie wakes up more reluctantly, since yelling is something he's used to and this isn't 'we're all going to die' yelling so much as 'pissed off teammates/selves' yelling, which normally results in him doing his best to ignore it so. He'll just be tightening his arms around you Angie and muttering something about ignoring them.

Fight Club!Dupe on the other hand is being restrained by the dupe created from the punch.]

You think you can handle me, bitch! Let's go! Bring it on!

[...it isn't working so well. And the one that got kicked in the first place? Yeah, he's awake and trying to get to know Angie's double a little better...]

Ung. It is too early for this. [Angie would be all too happy to follow the advice of the cute guy--err, guys? In the bed. If it weren't for the fact that she doesn't remember going to bed with them.]

[It takes a moment of concentration for a bit of the metal in the double to peel away--it's not even noticeable, honestly--and fashion itself into restraints for Fight Club!dupe.] This is seriously weird.

[The Jamie snuggling Angie lifts his head to direct an annoyed look at the dupe looking for a fight and the one trying to keep him under control. He'd been happy a moment ago, there was someone very nice and soft and warm to cuddle that didn't seem to mind him doing that and he hadn't had to give much thought to things. He'd like to go back to that if they didn't mind.

He concentrates for a second, and both dupes stretch out like being sucked into some sort of weird vortex before disappearing back into Jamie. Then he buries his head into Angie's neck.]

Mmmft?

[Seriously. They all would have been just happy if the doubles hadn't gotten involved.]

[Angie watches the dupes disappear (except for the one getting friendly with her double), then blinks and settles a bit.] So. I'm Angie. Nice to meet you.

[Story of Jamie's life right there.]

M'drks. [The remaining dupe is obviously not interested, and Jamie himself still has his face pressed against her neck. The answer could have easily been a name or a 'leave me alone' noise.]

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[This is a crack meme, so slightly forward in canon Bart is tossing and turning with several glowing gold doppelgangers of himself also piled in the rather small bed. Someone's probably gonna fall out soon...]

[There's a thump as a little too much of the superspeed tossing flips one of the Jamie's out of the bed and onto the floor, so there's now two of him out of the bed. Both Jamie's blink sleepily at each other before helping themselves stand and--

Dear god there's a teenage boy in his bed.]

....please tell me there is an explanation for this that doesn't involve me going to hell.

[Sits up, glares around at his doppelgangers.]

Hey, what are you guys doing outside of me? In!

[The doppelgangers give him sad looks.]

But Boss--

[Stern frown from Bart.]

In! And don't call me Boss!

[The doppelgangers vanish, and he looks at the other guys.]

Cool, you can make scouts too! Why would you go to hell?

[The two Jamies stare at Bart while the third starts to wake up slowly.]

What're scouts and why are you in my bed?

I'm Impulse, and I dunno. Maybe I ran here in my sleep. Who're you?

[yawns, looks around] You got any food%Pr

[Jamie's decided he is definitely going to hell. Even more than he already was. He takes a second to absorb both dupes and try and gather his thoughts. You know, as much as he can.]

Food can wait, let's sought this out first. You ran here in your sleep and that's all? [It's a hopeful question.]

I dunno. I don't remember, so sure, probably. What do we need to sort out? What's your name? I'm really hungry, y'know.

[God, he does not need this first thing in the morning. And it doesn't help that none of his dupes had memories of the night before either.]

It's Jamie Madrox. And I'm trying to figure out what we did last night that meant we woke up like- [Jamie makes a confused gesture at the bed] -that!

I dunno. Maybe there was only one bed and we were both sleepy? I don't remember what happened. [Don't worry, Jamie, there's pretty much no chance you had sex with Bart. He'd run away.]

Claudia's wearing a tank-top and a pair of panties. Reaching over, she tugs the blankets more over herself. Yes Jamie, she is a blanket thief.]

[One of the Jamies doesn't mind so much and takes the chance to snuggle against Claudia. The other is less happy and attempts to reclaim the blankets via tug-o-war.]

[Murmuring incoherantly in her sleep, Claudia completely snuggles against Jamie, hooking a leg lazily over his. She cluthing onto that blanket though and tugs it back.]

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