Your now-traditional Friday Meme!

[stillcantswear.livejournal.com]

THE MORNING AFTER MEME!

We haven't done this one in a while, and it usually ends up being cracktastic fun. (I'll just have to remember to turn off comment notifications this time...)

Rules
1. Post as your character, who should be asleep somewhere with somebody else next to them. They don't remember how they got there, and they don't really remember what happened last night. (For extra credit, it could also be a couple of somebodies.)
2. Wake up. Freak out. Rinse. Repeat.
3. Have fun~!

PS- Alcohol doesn't have to be involved, and neither does sex. Use your imaginaaaations!

Comments

[robots-omgh8u.livejournal.com]

[John gets back up so he can sit down on the bed.]

No, that's a rifle not a stick. You don't want to go putting your mouth on that. Also how can you talk?

[canisvocalis.livejournal.com]

It is my collar! It allows me to speak. My masters made it for me. [Robot masters, perhaps? Dun dun DUN!]

[robots-omgh8u.livejournal.com]

[If Skynet had built a terminator dog....well let's just say John would be laughing a lot.]

Who are your masters? Are they here?

[canisvocalis.livejournal.com]

I think I may have lost them. Did you bring me here? [Dug doesn't know. Sorry, John!]

[robots-omgh8u.livejournal.com]

No I didn't. Are your masters human or something else? [Could be aliens for all he knows.]

[canisvocalis.livejournal.com]

They are human like you! [Dug barks a real dog bark and comes up to John, snoofing wet-nosed at Connor's hand.] I do not like the 'something elses'

[robots-omgh8u.livejournal.com]

[John pats Dug's head, and starts to stroke the back of his neck.]

That's good. So you do have something elses where you're from? They're not big metal machines are they?

[canisvocalis.livejournal.com]

[Huzzah, Dug loves attention! He curls up on the bed near John.] We have big metal machines but they are only scary if you are in the road.

[And then a pause.] My name is Dug! What is your name, new-master?

[robots-omgh8u.livejournal.com]

[John is more than happy to give him attention, but his new master? Well he did seem to have a knack for attracting strays. Plus dogs were always useful for sniffing out metal.]

Ah cars you mean, and my name is John. So Dug do you have a good nose? Cause if you want to be my dog you have to have a good nose.