Your now-traditional Friday Meme!

[stillcantswear.livejournal.com]

THE MORNING AFTER MEME!

We haven't done this one in a while, and it usually ends up being cracktastic fun. (I'll just have to remember to turn off comment notifications this time...)

Rules
1. Post as your character, who should be asleep somewhere with somebody else next to them. They don't remember how they got there, and they don't really remember what happened last night. (For extra credit, it could also be a couple of somebodies.)
2. Wake up. Freak out. Rinse. Repeat.
3. Have fun~!

PS- Alcohol doesn't have to be involved, and neither does sex. Use your imaginaaaations!

Comments

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Unconscious, right. Kaylee can't help giving Jamie a look as she tries to untangle herself somewhat from him and pull the blankets around to cover herself better. ]

Start with...alright, anybody remember anythin' from last night?

[ She can't think of anything which is most definitely not a very good start. On to nudging Kang. Maybe he'll know? ]

[morphitudinous]

Negative. My last memory is returning from the showers. Then why would I...

If we were rendered unconscious, I haven't felt any evidence of force being used.

[A gesture at them. All of this makes Billy extremely unhappy. He curls into a ball, pressing his face into his knees. Convenient for both holding onto warmth and concealing reddening skin.]

[bonnypiperlad]

No, but...

[Jamie gives Kaylee a look right back, then gestures himself.]

Look, maybe they knocked us out with some gas or something, and then put us in here for...well, I don't know what.

All I know is that I've not been anywhere near any alcohol and there's no other good reason for us to have wound up like this.

[governorkang]

[At the nudging, Kang opens his eyes, and just stares. Good morning, Kaylee, Billy and Jamie. Why are you in his bed?

He's slowly waking up, now that there isn't quite as much heat on him.]

...huh?

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Continuing on the nudging of Kang. ]

Somethin' in the drinks last night, then? ...don't remember bein' at the tavern at all, though.

[morphitudinous]

I didn't drink anything. I had a water injection from Stacy. Unless someone drugged the food...

[The feeling of dread in his stomach is taking up more and more space. He shudders, then takes notice of Kang's awakening. Politely averting his eyes now.]

I'm sorry about the intrusion. We're currently trying to determine how we got here and why we're...uh, underdressed. [Blush.] Do you have any memories that we lack?

[bonnypiperlad]

I told ye I didn't have anything to drink.

Och, what's the use.

[Drugging the food, though, that's something he hadn't considered, and he starts to feel a little dread himself. But maybe - hopefully - Kang has an idea.]

Aye. Do ye remember anything, Kang?

[governorkang]

[Blink. Another blink. He is still processing the fact that there are people in his bed that are not Fonrar or the kids.]

...tavern? What?

[He still hasn't sat up, either.]

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Alright you didn't have anythin' to drink, 'M just...

[ Trying to cover all the options as much as she can because, hello, she's woken up nude in a bed with three males. ]

Food then. Food'd make just as much sense.

[ And back to Kang. ]

You remember anythin' from last night? At all?

[morphitudinous]

[Groan. Billy drops down to the floor, his hair sticking up over the end of the bed. His glasses and clothes are still nowhere within reach, but at least pressing his back against here is slightly warmer.]

And all of this raises the question of whether we...ugh. I personally doubt it unless we were all healed by another person prior to waking up, but...this is just...

[The shuddering red shape is not stopping any time soon.]

[bonnypiperlad]

I did have a wee snack before I went to sleep, now that I think about it...

[Jamie cranes his head to look over the side of the bed at Billy, trying to figure out why he's reacting like that. Not surprisingly, his expression is somewhat baffled at the moment.]

Whether we what?

[governorkang]

[He slowly sits up, not caring one bit that he doesn't have a stitch of clothing on, and shakes his head. Just... give him another minute and he should be fine. :D;]

What - why are you all - food?

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

'M sure nothin' happened, Billy, just. Calm down a second and we'll figure it.

[ And she's back to awkwardly trying to unwedge herself from between Kang and Jamie. Jamie gets another look--if they did it, Jamie, sheesh. ]

Don't know why we're here, Kang, s'what we're tryin' to figure out...

[morphitudinous]

[Here he makes a valiant effort to regain self control. A few shaky breaths later and he's sitting on the floor with a view of Jamie's back. The other two need some more time to cover up.]

Whether we engaged in fornication, Jamie. It seems a remote possibility, but more evidence is needed to reject the hypothesis. [Shudder. He's now at the stage of nervousness where the long words come out. Not that sex would be the worst thing that could happen with this group (just close to the worst) but the lack of consent and violations...]

It could have been a response to extreme cold, but...hmm.

[bonnypiperlad]

What? But that's daft. Why would we...

[Jamie breaks off, as Kaylee's reaction and Billy's words both sink in at about the the same time. Clearly that was an idea that hadn't occurred to him - whether it's due to simple naivety or just his not being completely awake yet. Glancing over at Kang, he can't help but wonder how that would work, exactly.]

Is that even possible?

[governorkang]

Forni - what?!

[Okay, that word really helped to jumpstart his brain.]

I highly doubt it. You're all human, two of you are male, and, uh, you would know if anything of that nature happened. Trust me.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Kaylee gives an audible sigh of relief, and momentarily flops back onto the bed. ]

We'll call it warmth, then. [ Even though an Extreme Need For Warmth here isn't exactly needed. ]

Don't happen to see my coveralls down there anyplace, do ya Billy? [ And she sits up, leans over Jamie, and begins a check of the floor on the other side. ]

[morphitudinous]

[Billy is relieved, and he almost smiles. He'll smile more when he recovers his glasses and clothing. He rummages obediently, looking---aha.]

I have something here, but without my glasses I can only see general shapes. To me, you all appear as blurry as people viewed at a distance through a wet stained glass window when the viewer is inebriated.

[Groaning, he lobs the cloth-sheet-thing on top of the bed. It might've landed on someone's head. Oops.]

[bonnypiperlad]

[He supposes that could be a reason why, although, really, why would you need to cuddle up for warmth on Stacy? Maybe it was just someone's idea of a joke. He's about to suggest that when Kaylee leans over, which distracts him a bit.

Unfortunately, he doesn't get to be distracted by Kaylee for long, because the cloth-sheet-thing does, in fact, land on his head. It's distracting too, but in a much less pleasant way.]

Hey!

[governorkang]

[Kang just sighs and puts his head in his hands.]

I'm still not sure if this is a dream or not. Could you please get out of my bed?

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Ain't a dream, Kang. Quit your worryin', we'll be out in no time.

[ And apologies to Jamie, but Kaylee climbs her way over him while he's distracted by the cloth-sheet-thing and off of the bed, taking one of the sheets with her for cover. She looks around for a moment, then picks something up. ]

Found your glasses, Billy. [ And handing them over the bed to him. ]

[morphitudinous]

I'm sorry, Jamie! [But he doesn't have long to look at the blob representing his awful aim before averting his gaze from a Kaylee-esque blob.]

Affirmative. We'll be out of your way Kang. [Nodnod. He really would prefer to walk out of here wearing something more than his underwear, but...oh, hey, Kaylee's pressing something into his hand. A beat later, he can see! Morphinominal. Maybe now he has hope of finding his clothes.]

Thank you. Perhaps now I can find---here. [Kaylee's coveralls! He does a backward-walk toward her, handing them over his shoulder.]

[bonnypiperlad]

Sorry, Kang.

[He'll take the opportunity to slide out of the bed. He's not worried - the nightshirt's actually long enough that nothing embarrassing will show. Holding up the cloth, he peers at it.]

This isn't my kilt. Is this something of yours, Billy?

[He holds it out for Billy to take a look at, now that he can see properly.]

[governorkang]

...if you want, Kaylee, you can change behind my wing.

[This situation is so weird that he still doesn't quite know what to think of it, but he can at least be polite and give Kaylee some privacy for that weird modesty thing humans have.

He isn't making any moves for his armor, by the way. Don't worry, boys, reptile nudity isn't at all scarring.]

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Yaaaaay coveralls!! ]

Should be fine, thanks Kang. Long as eyes don't wander.

[ Not Billy's eyes she's talking about, either. She steps into the coveralls under the sheet, and lets the sheet fall while she pulls it the rest of the way on. Not to worry, her back's to them in case anybody's peeking, and-- ]

Think I found your kilt, Jamie. [ And she tosses that over to him from the floor. ]