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[wynthegame.livejournal.com]

THE DATING❤PROFILES MEME

How this works:
1. Post as your character!
2. Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them.
3. ???
4. Profit!

Comments

[wynthegame.livejournal.com]

[morphitudinous]

Enjoys loud, vibrant stimuli, especially if it has the potential to explode. Positive attitudes and a willingness to explore a must.

[notastaffchick.livejournal.com]

... um, what?

[sonotasuperhero.livejournal.com]

Internet dating is for desperate people.

[canhashypospray.livejournal.com]

[enterprisin.livejournal.com]

Dammit, he's a doctor not an eligible bachelor!

[deadforawhile.livejournal.com]

...

[robots-omgh8u.livejournal.com]

Roboman with funny accent seeks hot female pilot. Should enjoy stealing cars, and blowing shit up. Anyone by the name of Connor need not apply.

[crusades]

[wynthegame.livejournal.com]

He's Batman! And, um, can't actually breathe in space.

But really, do you have to know anything else?

[morphitudinous]

[staturity]

Young geek seeks girl geek he can stare awkwardly at and fumble words over.

[hexyeah]

[stickyboots]

[thirdeyesighted.livejournal.com]

Delightful.

[staturity]

[deadforawhile.livejournal.com]

Teenage girl seeks robot. Any robot.

[halfa-hero.livejournal.com]

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

Beautiful young woman who knows her straights and narrows like the back of her hand. Sofia is a talented young woman as well, with her fiery dancing heart and the way she moves across the floor with each swish in her step. She is possibly one of the nicest people you will ever come to meet, and of the best kind of friend you can possibly have. When it comes to her heart, handle with care.

[cowsquirtdrinkr.livejournal.com]

[jediwiseass.livejournal.com]

I have a bad feeling about this...

[kawalskyeffect.livejournal.com]

Ladies.

[birthmural]

I do not approve of this.

[stickyboots]

Preachy and sanctimonious stiff seeks good, pious and preferably red-haired woman for bible readings and constant shame. Fans of scatological humour need not apply.

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

[waylostandfound.livejournal.com]

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

[wynthegame.livejournal.com]

Green-skinned space scientist from the future is not seeking romantic companionship, as he is currently married to science!

[bonnypiperlad]

[morphitudinous]

Honorable Scotsman seeking caring, creative wife. Appreciation for the sound of bagpipes and high tolerance for physical contact are preferable.

It was under duress!

[notlewis]

Ladies.

[staturity]

Lecherous scientist seeks anyone with breasts willing to share their love of science with him. Repeatedly. In multliple positions. For science.

[craaazyisland]

Watch it.

[staturity]

Emo emo emo... Miku?

Emo emo. NO SEX WTF?

[riseupnchargem.livejournal.com]

...I'm taken. By my Zoid.