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America... FUCK YEAH!
Are you tired of not having freedom? Are you tired of not being to carry around more than 5 guns? Are you tired of those damn mexicans not speaking any english and parking their cars on your lawn?
Okay, the mexicans on this ship don't have cars, and no one really has a lawn, but if they did have cars, they'd park'em on your lawns if you had one and you'd be just as sick of that shit as I am.
Then vote for me for Captain!
I'm Kevin Ryman, and I'm an American. From America. Where we have freedom, beer, guns, and NASCAR. Where the people speak english! ...Except for them mexicans, and some them chinese people, but they cut our grass and make cheap take-out, so we keep'em around for now.
But, shit, if you want FREEDOM! If you want BEER! If you want GUNS! And if you want NASCAR! Hey, if you want all of that together and have the freedom to drive 200 miles an hour while drinkin a sixpack and shootin at mexicans, then vote for Kevin Ryman for Meatship Captain.
A vote for Ryman is a vote for America.
This message has been paid for by the following: Anheuser-Busch, NASCAR, The NRA, The Tea Party, The Religious Right, Rush Limbuagh, Sarah Palin, Fox News, and The Dukes of Hazzard (Now available on DVD)
Okay, the mexicans on this ship don't have cars, and no one really has a lawn, but if they did have cars, they'd park'em on your lawns if you had one and you'd be just as sick of that shit as I am.
Then vote for me for Captain!
I'm Kevin Ryman, and I'm an American. From America. Where we have freedom, beer, guns, and NASCAR. Where the people speak english! ...Except for them mexicans, and some them chinese people, but they cut our grass and make cheap take-out, so we keep'em around for now.
But, shit, if you want FREEDOM! If you want BEER! If you want GUNS! And if you want NASCAR! Hey, if you want all of that together and have the freedom to drive 200 miles an hour while drinkin a sixpack and shootin at mexicans, then vote for Kevin Ryman for Meatship Captain.
A vote for Ryman is a vote for America.
This message has been paid for by the following: Anheuser-Busch, NASCAR, The NRA, The Tea Party, The Religious Right, Rush Limbuagh, Sarah Palin, Fox News, and The Dukes of Hazzard (Now available on DVD)