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How about another meme?

It's Monday night, why not?

Fun for awkwardness and/or kinkiness....

Here post somebody in, and the person who tags them? Congratulations, you're now handcuffed together. No keyholes and there's power dampeners to prevent those of you with magic/super strength to break them easily. How they come off? That's up to you, and your new partner to figure out!

Have fun!

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What the hell?

Umbrella Prisoner 0267, you're being taken back into custody.

The hell I am, you son of a bitch!

[Drag, drag, drag]

Do not resist, if you know what's good for you.

[FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT-- dang, why did his jerk mun take his gun away for the meme?]

Go get zombified like the rest of your asshole teammates!

[Have a fist flying at your mouth]

Be silent, zero-two-six-seven. No one cares if I bring you back dead or undead.

[Man, you really shouldn't have made him bleed. Now there's fire dripping from his lip]

Get away from me!

[Noise of disgust]

Your ugly face is burning. Hurry up and put it out!

[Whuh oh.]

I told you to back off!

[Oh shit son]

Calm yourself immediately if you don't want to die, Zero-two-six-seven!

[Because that totally will work]

[Boy, he's surprisingly strong for a scrawny kid, isn't he, Mr. Faceless Umbrella Soldier Guy?

And you're handcuffed to him!

Oh shit!]

[He still has his knives and guns!

...Oh, wait.]

...

...

.... [weird bikini woman]

...... 8(

... [Tiiiiny little human.]

[Pats his head.]

...Is this part where we never mention this happening?

It's not so bad...

I mean, it could be way worse. I could be handcuffed to an Umbrella guy or something.

Yes, but if you run, I'll be pulled behind you like a little flag. And I'm shorter than you, is your arm really going to be okay?

Miku, you're not that short. And why would I need to run?

Sudden giant monster attack?

Oh. Great. I'm stuck with you.

Who are you.

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