http://doc-venkman.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] doc-venkman.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2010-08-30 09:49 pm

How about another meme?

It's Monday night, why not?

Fun for awkwardness and/or kinkiness....

Here post somebody in, and the person who tags them? Congratulations, you're now handcuffed together. No keyholes and there's power dampeners to prevent those of you with magic/super strength to break them easily. How they come off? That's up to you, and your new partner to figure out!

Have fun!
morphitudinous: (A majestic unicorn?)

Yay, family fun day! He'll be glad it's not the shower thing.

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2010-09-01 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
No, it was just an example.

[Rakes his free hand through his hair.] Then we'll have to try a variety of options.

[Licks his end of the cuff. Hey, it could be /really/ obscure.]

I don't think he'd ever recover from the shower thing.

[identity profile] voiceofserenity.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And now she's just laughing, before she reaches forward and lightly pinches his arm. ]

Well, that's two options out.

[ And she starts mumbling various Chinese phrases. ]
morphitudinous: (No thanks)

He'd be in therapy. Venkman and Samson would laugh and laugh.

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2010-09-01 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Startled!]

Uh..right. Of course.

[He starts twisting around in various pretzel positions, doing all he can to shift his body without disturbing Kaylee. Somewhere along the way, the cuff shivers.]

...was that a hint?

The entire ship would. Poor kid.

[identity profile] voiceofserenity.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She's stopped the phrases by the time the cuffs shiver, so it's clearly something Billy's done. ]

Seems like. Do that again. Whatever you did.
morphitudinous: (A cannon? Really?)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2010-09-01 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
It may not be a good thing, but it's our first clue.

[He twists to attempt to remember precisely what he was doing to trigger that until he wobbles and almost falls, balancing precariously on one foot. It happens again.]

...am I supposed to fall?

[identity profile] voiceofserenity.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Kaylee's there to help him balance again. She gives the floor an unsure glance. ]

Maybe if we both do whatever you tried before we fall on the ground?

[ She tries mimicking Billy's movements and body position. It's the balancing on one foot that gets it to shudder again. ]

...alright. From here?
morphitudinous: (Kid!Billy)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2010-09-01 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Grateful smile.]

Right.

[He mimics her, and it quivers steadily harder. Just a few seconds, maybe...luckily his balance is much better when he's prepared.]

[identity profile] voiceofserenity.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Balancing game it is! Unfortunately, Kaylee's balance isn't the best, and she gives a few little hops to stop herself from falling over. There's a tentative clicking in the cuffs, but they still don't pop off. ]
morphitudinous: (Repairs in progress)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2010-09-01 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Almost! Billy has another idea---he hops in front of her and locks their free arms together, centering the center of gravity between them. That should be a more stable position, if more awkward.

Come on, this had better work!]

[identity profile] voiceofserenity.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Kaylee gives Billy a grin--nothing but good ideas from this kid, it's fantastic--and leans forward just enough to ensure stability.

After a few moments, though, it's clear that just wobbling here isn't doing the trick. She frowns down at the cuffs. ]


...don't want us to dance now, do they?
morphitudinous: (:()

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2010-09-02 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I...hope not, but if they are, then our mobility options are limited to hopping.

Ready? [He's probably not. Sigh.]

[identity profile] voiceofserenity.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Hoppin' it is.

[ She glances down at their feet. ]

Ready. Three, two, one...

[ Hop!! ]
morphitudinous: (Default)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2010-09-02 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Timing is slightly off on the first hop, and it's a little wobbly.]

Uh...sorry! Let's try that again. I'm ready this time. One, two, three...

[Again!]

[identity profile] voiceofserenity.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yep, giggling at that. How silly they must look... ]

Alright, take two!

[ The timing is on, though the landing's a bit shaky, but the handcuffs finally give a last shudder and fall off onto the ground.

Grinning Kaylee is go! ]
Easy as pie, that.
morphitudinous: (Display of affection)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2010-09-02 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes! He rubs that wrist and re-catches his balance, relieved.]

...I suppose cake would have been too cruel of a word to use?

[Manages a proper hug this time.] Thanks. It's great to have you back with us.

[identity profile] voiceofserenity.livejournal.com 2010-09-04 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ A grin as she massages her own wrist. ] Little bit too cruel, yeah.

[ The hug catches her off-guard a bit, but she's more than happy to return it. ] Great to be back. Rather spend a week straight eatin' slop than chasin' cake about.