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The Oregon Trail Commentary Meme

Ah, who can forget Oregon Trail? It was that one game in elementary school that was supposed to be really educational or something, but everyone was too busy laughing at the horrible ways their friends died. So let's keep up that tradition with a meme!

STEPS:
- Go here!
- Pick a team of unwilling characters!
- Chronicle their misadventures in as little or as much detail as you want!
- Laugh at the misfortunes of other teams!

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Journey of the Muns!

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Anna (party leader), Rini, GG, Ash, Shae, and Ish set off on April 1st. Ish is the oxen.
April 3rd, a thief comes and steals 7 clothes. 2 of the party are now naked.
April 5th, wait four days to take the ferry at Kansas River because no desire for anyone drowning.
April 17th, restock at Fort Kearney.
April 24th, Shae has cholera.
May 21st, Ash has cholera.
June 10th, find wild fruit.
June 14th, GG has measles.
June 17th, thief steals 4 clothes.
June 24th, one of the oxen (Ish) is injured.
June 27th, Rini is lost. Lose one day.
June 29th, rest 3 days at Fort Hall.
July 2nd, GG has broken an arm.
July 4th, Rini has a fever.
July 5th, impassable trail. Lose two days.
July 10th, Shae has broken a leg.
July 13th, find wild fruit.
July 19th, find wild fruit.
July 21, stop to rest at Snake River crossing for two days. The Shoshoni guide wanted 3 sets of clothes. Since we were all ready short on clothes. So I crossed on my own and... the wagon tipped and everyone but me (and Ish, the oxen) drowned. So apparently I suck as party leader. Sorry guys. Oh, and now I'm down to 75 pounds of food. Looks like I'll be eating Ish. Also, I'm naked.
August 4th, Anna has broken a leg.
August 9th, one of the oxen has died. So Ish is 1/4 dead.
August 11th, Anna has died.

Oregon Stacy, it sucks.