DRUNK MEME

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The premise is really very simple: The characters posted here are getting drunk at this on-planet marketplace. If your character would normally do so, you need no further instruction. Have fun!

If your character's a teetotaler, though, no worries. All the foods and beverages here at this strange marketplace of wonders are so imperceptibly alcohol-laced that no one will have a clue until it's too late. :3 By then, the fun's already beginning and there is NO ESCAPE. You are all DOOMED to suffer. Or puke. Or be really really super, if you're the type to process alcohol amazingly well.

Eat, drink, and have a party! There's plenty of partying with the locals over here for your characters to join in on. You have the vendors' corridor and a field outside it to roam around in, and for some reason the outdoor field is stocked with enormous gliding kites. This recipe sounds pretty disasteriffic to me.

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[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

"I got it!" She yelled and started to run. Though probably hard for the kite to get some flight when her running pattern seemed more zig zag than a straight line.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Here Katara giggled at Overlord Zetta. "It took you a long time to say thing. I think you're a little too drunk, Mr. Overlord!"

Which wound have sound way more teasing if she hadn't fallen over when she said this.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Zetta just burst into laughter as she teetered over. "Bwaaa ha ha! You're a boozebender from the booze tribe!"

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Katara gave him a pointed stare, getting up on her feet slowly. "And you;re still Overlord of cars, good for you!"

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"Badass freakin' Overlord of cars!" Zetta corrected. "Just for that, I'm not gonna give you a hand up!"

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

"There's no proof of you being that 'bad ass' yet!" Katara shot back. "And I don't need help getting up from a perverted book, thank you!"

She kicked her feet upward and balanced, albeit stumbling a little. "See? Perfectly limber!"

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"I kicked Nanaaaaaaashiiiiiii's buuuuuuuutt!" Zetta drawled proudly. "Not that it woulda been a contest if I had my body. Still. Not bad work. Not bad at all. You're gonna hurt yerself."

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Katara stuck her tongue out at him again. She was still a little immature when she had to be, especially when she was drunk. "Maybe Nanashi should lean how to better bind books then. You got lucky!"

She didn't really think that of course, but she had to defend her teacher somehow.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"Please. I give Nana...na...nashi.... that didn't sound right..." Zetta paused, then spoke it closer to correctly. "Naaaa naaaaaa sheeeeeeeeee.... all respect for bein' her. She's about on th'level of some of the Overlords I know... Like, she could take Dark Lord Valvv.... vvogga. Uh, Star Overlord. Uh, Micky. She could take him. I'm just... the best."

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Here Katara dissolved hard into giggles, enough so that she couldn't exactly stand up. "Ha ha, you can't even say her name! Its Nananananananananashhhhhiiiii!"

She fell over again, giggling. "What kind of name is Mickey for an Overlord? It's worse than Zetta the car Overlord!"

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

"Yes! Yes, it's a beau'ful song. And--and s'all for you, babes."

Wow. Wow. Apparently alcohol made him do things that were tantamount to suicide. Like calling her 'babes.'

[astridhofferson.livejournal.com]

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Babes. That... that's plural, right. Tottering, she pushes her chest off the ground and raises her head enough to look right then left. Who could he be talking to.

She belatedly realizes it's Hiccup and she squints at him, blinking. Hiccups, rather?

"Whhhy... why are there two of you?"

Never mind the fact he's probably going to have an ungraceful fall...

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

Hiccup laughed.

"There's not two of me. You're...you're drunk. All three of you."

[astridhofferson.livejournal.com]

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Three? Only in your drunken dreams, Hiccup.

She frowns, duly reminded of her sin. Thanks, Hiccup. She miserably face-plants, hiding her head under her arms, groaning loudly. "All--all ah wanted was some cake...!"

And an added muffle, "..It was so... ssso guud..."

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

Hiccup nearly fell off the ledge, but managed to step down successfully, and he put his bottle off to the side, nearly toppling it over.

"Hey. Heeey. It's okay. It's okay."

Kneeling next to her, he gently patted her back.

"You're just a little drunk. Jus' a little. I'm a lot drunk. Big difference."

Another pat of her back.

"It'll go 'way soon. If you get all pukey later, I'll even hold your braid back," he offered softly.

Aw, isn't he sweet? That is, of course, if he's not all pukey, too.

[astridhofferson.livejournal.com]

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Yes, it's okay. She's okay. Everything's fine. There is no cause for alarm as, apparently, she is a moody drunk. That's all.

After a moment, she lifts her head, oblivious of the stray grass on her cheek and in her hair, and gazes at him in awe, visibly touched her eyes waver. "...Y-You would do that for me?"

Oh, boy, you are so getting kisses when-- oh right, she can't get up.

Futilely tries to get to her feet, her hand patting his pants leg and being grabby with his tunic, grumbling amidst her effort. "C-C'mere... can't-- The world is spinning too fast..."

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

"Oof--hey--okay--"

He helped her kneel like he was, as best as he could when he was wobbly himself.

"I would. I would hold your hair, like...liiike forever. If I had to. Only...I really hope for your sake...you know...that you wouldn't hurl that long."

It sounded way more romantic in his head.

[astridhofferson.livejournal.com]

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"M'not pukey. Not feeling pukey," she assures him, gratefully using his arm as leverage and actually manages to stay up. Hurray.

Her head sways and turns to him, and for some reason his mouth catches her attention and she intrudes in his personal space, fingers tracing the outline of his lips, clumsily poking his bucky teeth in the process.

"Are--arre you pukey...?" 'Cause she's not so sure she should kiss you if you're gonna be pukey. Then, that will make her pukey.

[astridhofferson.livejournal.com]

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"Then why is Kang not drunk?"

Yeah. That's not fair, is it.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Zetta looked reflexively around for Batman, who did not appear at the sound of his campy theme tune.

"Uh, the Star Overlord is actually three people. The bottom half is Dryz--Dryiezz---Dryyyyyyyyzeeeeeen. Dryzen. The Star Dragon. Then there's the Ofeel--Opeel..." Hold on, hold on, he could get this. "Ophelia. The fallen angel. Face in the middle. Aaaaand Mickey's on top. He's supposed to be in charge, but the other two bully him. They're basically calling the shots."

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Katara, still drunk, laughed at this. "How can a star overlord be three people? That's crazy!"

She leaned forward to the book, a silly grin on her face. "You're craaazy," she whispered.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"You're not neaaaarly naked enough for me to be REAL crazy," the book said with another leer. "THAT you could fix. But.. he's totally three people. Next ya won't believe that Dragon Overlord Babylabyl..abylon? Is a dragon. But he is. A dragon. And Dragon Overlord."

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Katara was practically speechless, even tipsy, but she recovered quickly. That was exactly what Overlord Zetta had wanted anyway (she hoped, because the naked thing was just creepy).

"Sorry, I like a good book like anyone, but they don't do it for me. Man, I have to make sure to stay away from alcohol when I'm with you."

She blinked. "Wait...so dragons can be overlords too? Now you ARE making things up."

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"So come back for you after I get my body back. Gotcha." Zetta's pretty randy when he's drunk, overtly.

"And I am not! He's -- huge! He can destroy planets just by bumping into 'em! He used to be the strongest in the cosmos... buuuut that was a long time ago..." Zetta's eyes briefly crossed as he considered these thoughts -- which was a very weird thing to see given that his eyes were blank white through-and-through.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

So he was still going with the creepy. Good thing she was drunk-she could pretend to forget having this part of the conversation.

"Really? Well, who's the strongest now? I mean, who's stronger than someone that can bump into planets and destroy them?"