Pick Your Poison!

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▶ POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS ▶ OTHERS WILL IC-LY RESPOND WITH A CHOICE. YOUR CHARACTER WILL HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN TWO GIVEN OPTIONS. EXAMPLE: CID: NO CAKE EVER AGAIN OR NO WIFE? ▶ SHENANIGANS AND GOOD TIMES FOR ALL FOLLOW ▶ STOLEN FROM RIVELATA AND SQUAREWARTS

pickyourpoison

Comments

Probably apping

[brainiacinblue.livejournal.com]

But can the meme truly withstand the of:

Re: Probably apping

[wolf-that-grins.livejournal.com]

Saving Roxanne or saving Minion?

Re: Probably apping

[brainiacinblue.livejournal.com]

That's a ridiculous question!

I'm smart enough to save both.

Re: Probably apping

[wolf-that-grins.livejournal.com]

That's not how the game works.

[brainiacinblue.livejournal.com]

You presume I play by the rules.

[wolf-that-grins.livejournal.com]

You presume I won't bite off your arm.

[brainiacinblue.livejournal.com]

You presume I don't carry a death ray.

[wolf-that-grins.livejournal.com]

You presume I can't dodge a death ray.

Re: Probably apping

[(Anonymous)]

Your skin color is permanently changed. Green or purple?

Re: Probably apping

[brainiacinblue.livejournal.com]

Purple, as it's closest to my natural complexion.

Re: Probably apping

[behaemmert.livejournal.com]

Everyone realizing you're not that clever, or you getting that beard shaved.

[brainiacinblue.livejournal.com]

Since I'm extremely clever, that means that they'd be coming to the completely erroneous conclusion that I'm not clever.

So in the choice between people coming to a completely false, unbelievably wrong conclusion that I'm not clever or shaving off my beard...

I would shave the beard. It's an evil beard, after all, and that means I don't really need it anymore. Good guys don't need menacing facial hair.