http://thunder-ace.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] thunder-ace.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2011-01-07 06:44 pm

DOUBLE MEME FRIDAY AW YEAH

The Morning After Meme!

1. Your character wakes up in a bed that isn't their own. Or maybe it is.
2. That person in the bed next to them though? They definitely aren't supposed to be there.
3. Soooo... what happened? What clothes are still on, if there is anything? And most importantly, what happens next?
4. ???
5. Profit!

[identity profile] teethofneedles.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[You just groped a corpse, dude.

How does that make you feel.]
telekinetic_badass: (What the- No!!)

[personal profile] telekinetic_badass 2011-01-08 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgwtfmanwhat. The. Fucking. FUCK.]

[identity profile] teethofneedles.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Karis is unimpressed.]

I have ears you know.

[Well, this is unusual. For once she's wearing a shirt and trousers without the accompanying armor and heavy boots.]

Five seconds to explain what the fuck is going on here.
telekinetic_badass: (But why?)

[personal profile] telekinetic_badass 2011-01-08 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh why couldn't you be Asuka]

Uh... I was just leaving is what's going on here. I gotta... thing... that I need to go to... but I gotta go get cleaned up... and shower. A lot.

[identity profile] teethofneedles.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Asuka is gone, Julian. Maybe she'll be back later.]

Right.

[She lefts a bony finger and scratches at her face.]

Not expecting me, huh? Too disgusting for you? Do I make you squirm?
telekinetic_badass: (Snazzy)

[personal profile] telekinetic_badass 2011-01-08 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, baby, don't be like that. It's not you, its me. [It's totally you, though.]

I'm just in a weird place in my life right now. [Can't get any weirder than being in bed with a dead girl.]

I'll call you. [Never.]

[identity profile] teethofneedles.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
You're not my type anyway.

[Her voice drips scorn.]