DOUBLE MEME FRIDAY AW YEAH

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

The Morning After Meme!

1. Your character wakes up in a bed that isn't their own. Or maybe it is.
2. That person in the bed next to them though? They definitely aren't supposed to be there.
3. Soooo... what happened? What clothes are still on, if there is anything? And most importantly, what happens next?
4. ???
5. Profit!

Comments

[telekinetic_badass]

[He is totally sleep-groping whoever is next to him.]

[itsanaurakthing.livejournal.com]

[Except there's nothing to grope on this lady, so he's out of luck.]

[telekinetic_badass]

[Well, that sucks. Not that it stops him from sliding up closer to-- wait WAT!?]

...?

[Both eyes crack open, only to widen]

!!!

[itsanaurakthing.livejournal.com]

[Mumble mumble in Nerakese, and a soft snort.]

[telekinetic_badass]

[oooooookay. This is....

ooooookay.]

...

[poke poke, nudge nudge]

Uh... hey. Hey...

[itsanaurakthing.livejournal.com]

Artis, stop.

[...

That is not Artis.

Scramble away!]

Who the hell are you?!

[telekinetic_badass]

...I'm Julian.

Just... tell me you're female. [Lie to him if you have to]

[itsanaurakthing.livejournal.com]

What... oh. Oh. There's no way that happened, but yes, I'm female.

[Srsly ew you're human and she's not into humans.]

[telekinetic_badass]

Okay. A girl-lizard. I can deal with that if we...

[He paused, then started to look her over, an eyebrow raising]

...where would I even...?

[How would that even work?]

[itsanaurakthing.livejournal.com]

[She sits up straight, somewhat indignantly.]

Draconian. It didn't happen, and it's not happening ever.

[telekinetic_badass]

[He tilted his head to the side, then tilted it further, leaning over some. He was trying to picture it in his head. So far, he's got nothin.]

I'm not even sure how it would. Turn to the side a little bit.

[Maybe if he looked at things from another angle...]

[itsanaurakthing.livejournal.com]

Stop!

[She is so about to punch you.]

[telekinetic_badass]

What? C'mon, you're not even morbidly curious?

[itsanaurakthing.livejournal.com]

No! I have a mate, and even if I didn't, you're... squishy. And human.

[teethofneedles.livejournal.com]

<sub>[You just groped a corpse, dude.

How does that make you feel.]</sub>

[telekinetic_badass]

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgwtfmanwhat. The. Fucking. FUCK.]

[teethofneedles.livejournal.com]

_{[Karis is unimpressed.]}

I have ears you know.

_{[Well, this is unusual. For once she's wearing a shirt and trousers without the accompanying armor and heavy boots.]}

Five seconds to explain what the fuck is going on here.

[telekinetic_badass]

[Oh why couldn't you be Asuka]

Uh... I was just leaving is what's going on here. I gotta... thing... that I need to go to... but I gotta go get cleaned up... and shower. A lot.

[teethofneedles.livejournal.com]

_{[Asuka is gone, Julian. Maybe she'll be back later.]}

Right.

_{[She lefts a bony finger and scratches at her face.]}

Not expecting me, huh? Too disgusting for you? Do I make you squirm?

[telekinetic_badass]

Oh, baby, don't be like that. It's not you, its me. [It's totally you, though.]

I'm just in a weird place in my life right now. [Can't get any weirder than being in bed with a dead girl.]

I'll call you. [Never.]

[teethofneedles.livejournal.com]

You're not my type anyway.

_{[Her voice drips scorn.]}

[the-voluminous.livejournal.com]

[rolls over on.]

[telekinetic_badass]

[Dude, can't breathe! TK 'SPLOSION!]