No More Secrets Meme

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Good evening meatship, I bring you your Friday meme!

No More Secrets

1. All of your character's darkest and most embarrassing secrets, the ones that they have been holding back from the crew, are now common knowledge.

2. Since not everyone knows everyone's canon, comment with your character and a bulleted list of the things they have been holding back from the crew. These can be funny things (that time I ran around with my underwear outside my pants), embarrassing things (Little Black Book-type secrets) or the dark things they never wanted anyone to know.

3. Other characters react to these sudden revelations about your character. Will it change the way people feel about each other?

IMPORTANT: PLEASE POST WARNINGS IN THE SUBJECT LINE IF SOMETHING IN THE COMMENT IS TRIGGERY. This meme has the potential to be a lot more dramatic than our usual fare, and I want to make sure everyone is comfortable.

Muns, have fun! Characters... well, I'm not sure "fun" applies.

Comments

Triggery.

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

Choline hates this meme. I, on the other hand, love it.

1. She has been hallucinating (?) and seeing her dead paladin boyfriend since arriving on the ship. She's used the Sensoriums to uh... be with him. At least once. She has no regrets and is starting to wonder if some part of him isn't lingering about.

2. If she weren't so hung up about said dead paladin boyfriend, she'd probably have mated with everything humanoid that wasn't a child. Twice over.

3. Prior to dead paladin boyfriend, she was engaged to a kaldorei man who beat on her. Given that night elves are matriarchal, nobody really believed her, and it was one of the big reasons she gave the night elves the double deuce and went to hang out with the humans.

4. War (and possibly the crazy nutbar ex-fiance) has rendered her entirely infertile. This bothers her a lot more than it ought to.

5. Used to go on chopper rides with Prophet Velen, leader of the draenei.

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

Kinase? Big, blue, fabulous Kinase?! (http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/moon-guard/kinase/simple)

What. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatWhat)

Re: I tried to condense this as much as I could :D;

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

Did you say spies?

Re: Ed Elric

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

You might be a selfish kid, but I still like you, man.

[governorkang]

...yes.

ONE MOAR THING

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

oh yeah, she actually does have a literal Little Black Book, but it's filled with diary entries of her time on Azeroth and leaf rubbings and seed samples. She's a herbalist, and a bit of a dork about it.

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

I'm a spy!

Or I used to be.

Or something.

[She says this with an eagerness that screams GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO ON THIS MEATCAN BEFORE I GO INSAAAANE]

[foreseen-future.livejournal.com]

You got tongued. [Blame Ben for her new taste for 21st century slang.]

[governorkang]

I might be able to use your talents, then.

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[Probably end up in a frothing panic.]

[Dead srs.]

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[You sound so surprised.]

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

Good. I think we should put a dead drop somewhere on board.

... You're that guy, aren't you?

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

I knew you liked him and all of that, and I knew that you and he were like, best friends forever, but I didn't know THAT.

[governorkang]

You wouldn't even have the courage to say something, knowing where we are and why?

[governorkang]

Which guy?

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[My personal feelings have little standing thanks to the fact that we're in war.]

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[We agreed that the engagement best for the both of us. They stop telling him to find a nice draenei girl, they tell me to stop looking for a nice draenei boy. In this way, everyone wins!]

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

Didn't you run the booze business?

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

Well, when you put it that way...

But I have to ask this: did you seriously think you two would make with the creation of the little draenei?

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[I think we'd both agreed to lie back and think of Draenor.]

[governmentninja]

Hey, its not like I enjoyed it.

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

...

You know that it doesn't really work that way, right?

[dearest-nehaa.livejournal.com]

[Doesn't work what way?]

[governorkang]

If by that you mean the tavern, yes. And I still do.

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

You can't just lie there!