No More Secrets Meme

[fieldpromoted]

Good evening meatship, I bring you your Friday meme!

No More Secrets

1. All of your character's darkest and most embarrassing secrets, the ones that they have been holding back from the crew, are now common knowledge.

2. Since not everyone knows everyone's canon, comment with your character and a bulleted list of the things they have been holding back from the crew. These can be funny things (that time I ran around with my underwear outside my pants), embarrassing things (Little Black Book-type secrets) or the dark things they never wanted anyone to know.

3. Other characters react to these sudden revelations about your character. Will it change the way people feel about each other?

IMPORTANT: PLEASE POST WARNINGS IN THE SUBJECT LINE IF SOMETHING IN THE COMMENT IS TRIGGERY. This meme has the potential to be a lot more dramatic than our usual fare, and I want to make sure everyone is comfortable.

Muns, have fun! Characters... well, I'm not sure "fun" applies.

Comments

I tried to condense this as much as I could :D;

[governorkang]

1. The hatcheries and the war! Draconians were created from stolen dragon eggs, and probably 50 or more eggs were warped by dark magic in a batch. The hatchlings were then put in a massive chamber, and forced to fight and kill to get enough to eat. So... he's killed a bunch of his brothers. And the war stuff, the fact that he's killed a lot of innocent people and doesn't regret it at all isn't really a secret; he'll tell anyone that asks about it.

2. ...he has parent issues. He has a healthy dislike of metallic dragons of all types, especially bronzes, and feels abandoned and betrayed by his parents, even though he has no idea who they are or if they're even still alive. In fact, he wouldn't mind one bit killing them if he ever found them.

3. He didn't use magic for a while because of faith issues with his former goddess, Takhisis.

4. Kang was a huge, huge derp when it came to courting Fonrar, to the point where she had to initiate most things because he didn't want to push anything on her and mess it all up. The fact that he raised Fonrar from hatching, along with the other first girls ever, and that she's really only five years old (though she is most definitely an adult) isn't something he's ever tried to hide, but it's kind of tied to this. :P

5. He's started up a spy network on the ship. For the benefit of the crew as a whole, really! Mostly, they'll do stuff on missions that require spying, but every now and then they'll be ordered to spy on crewmembers that are suspicious. He's also not helpful around the ship for the sake of being helpful; he believes in unity in the face of adversity, and knows that they'll only stand a chance if they all work together. Once the war is over, and everyone's worlds are restored... have fun with your lives. He's got shit to do at home. :|

6. ...Second Life. Uh. He had a fake!wife there, and we all know what most married couples, especially ones that are trying to have children, do. Even though he knows that he can't be blamed because of the false memories, he still feels extremely horrible for this.

[fieldpromoted]

Cradle robber.

I wish I could have seen it, I bet it was hilarious.

[governorkang]

...it was necessary.

[fieldpromoted]

What, falling all over yourself over a girl?

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

[governorkang]

That's not what I meant and you know it.

[fieldpromoted]

I'm still getting giggles out of the fact that she jumped you.

So I guess it's reverse cradle-robbing.

FIRST KEYWORD

[governorkang]

I wanted to make sure!

Re: I tried to condense this as much as I could :D;

[astridhofferson.livejournal.com]

So maybe that's weird in human terms-- but, you know, I think it's kind of sweet your mate won over her childhood crush.

[governorkang]

Honestly, she could have gone after any male she wanted and probably gotten him.

...I am glad it was me, though.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

You're adorable, y'know...

[governorkang]

Draconians are not adorable.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Didn't say all are. Said you are.

[governorkang]

keywords~

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Moar!

[governorkang]

Kang still tends to be derpy around Fonrar, and he's very physically affectionate with her. In private only, of course. They don't really do PDA. :|

Re: I tried to condense this as much as I could :D;

[for-magic.livejournal.com]

This is why gods are NOTHING but bad news, Kang.

[governorkang]

I figured that out about five or six years ago. Good riddance to the bastards.

[for-magic.livejournal.com]

A cleric friend of mine once went to great time and effort to use a magical item which allowed him to enter the presence of his goddess directly, receiving advice and wisdom from her on a course of action in our darkest times.

It was exactly what I had said we should do, five minutes prior.

Re: I tried to condense this as much as I could :D;

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

Did you say spies?

[governorkang]

...yes.

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

I'm a spy!

Or I used to be.

Or something.

[She says this with an eagerness that screams GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO ON THIS MEATCAN BEFORE I GO INSAAAANE]

[governorkang]

I might be able to use your talents, then.

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

Good. I think we should put a dead drop somewhere on board.

... You're that guy, aren't you?

[governorkang]

Which guy?

[tricks-of-trade.livejournal.com]

Didn't you run the booze business?