No More Secrets Meme

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Good evening meatship, I bring you your Friday meme!

No More Secrets

1. All of your character's darkest and most embarrassing secrets, the ones that they have been holding back from the crew, are now common knowledge.

2. Since not everyone knows everyone's canon, comment with your character and a bulleted list of the things they have been holding back from the crew. These can be funny things (that time I ran around with my underwear outside my pants), embarrassing things (Little Black Book-type secrets) or the dark things they never wanted anyone to know.

3. Other characters react to these sudden revelations about your character. Will it change the way people feel about each other?

IMPORTANT: PLEASE POST WARNINGS IN THE SUBJECT LINE IF SOMETHING IN THE COMMENT IS TRIGGERY. This meme has the potential to be a lot more dramatic than our usual fare, and I want to make sure everyone is comfortable.

Muns, have fun! Characters... well, I'm not sure "fun" applies.

Comments

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

I only do in the forge.

[frowns at Astrid]

She exaggerates.

[morphitudinous]

I might be able to manage it with assistance. I don't trust myself to cook alone. There's always some subtlety or insight that I miss.

I was bitten as a child. I recall pulling my bleeding finger out of the water while a fish wriggled and held on. It startled me so badly that I avoided them for years.

Mindy Macready/ Hit girl

[hit-girl-mindy.livejournal.com]

-Wishes she knew a little of what her mother was like, or even what being raised with a mom would be like. Feels guilty about it later though, as she knows how much her dad missed her mother.

-Despite Kick Ass being the one who mistakenly gave them over to the bad guys, she blames herself for not being able to stop her dad from getting burned. Still has nightmares where she smells burning flesh.

-Is well aware of the fact that she may actually be crazy by most people's standards. No one on the ship has gone this far to protect their alter-ego.

-Is more comfortable as Hitgirl than as Mindy, mostly because she can swear more and its less of an effort to not alienate people.

-Envies Sasami for being able to pull off being a kid better than she can, even as Mindy. Envies Sasami even MORE for managing to be with the only guy she could like on the ship her age.

-This is not going to stop her from hitting on him.

-She is protective of both Ruffnut and Sasami, the former openly, the latter secretly.

-Ruffnut is her best friend on the ship, but will make an extra effort to only be seen with her as Hitgirl so as not to compromise herself.

[not_the_philistine]

I am.

[Saying nothing of those very few moments when he and Elisa were the same species. Hello heartache.]

[radiantcourage.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't mind teaching you how to cook. I think it'd be fun.

Oh, well... That would do it.

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

I haven't been laid in almost a year now. Shut up.

[riseupnchargem.livejournal.com]

Well see that makes sense. I've never bothered with aprons when I cook or whatever because I'm not worried about getting stuff on my clothes.

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

I can sympathize a little but... still.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

You're adorable, y'know...

[governorkang]

Draconians are not adorable.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Didn't say all are. Said you are.

[governorkang]

Ba'al - torture and murder

[godbydefinition.livejournal.com]

-is really a several thousand year old space alien inhabiting a human body.

-said human body is mostly just a shell, but still has limited cognisance.

-one of his earliest memories (genetic memory notwithstanding) is of letting his incubator-type alien bleed and fester in the sun instead of healing him. For kicks. And to prove to him that he was superior.

-ever since then, one of his ~favourite~ pastimes/interrogation methods has been torturing people to death-- and then bringing them right back to life because he knows that denying them death is worse than letting them die.

-genuinely liked Qetesh-- but mostly in a creepy possessive way.

-despite being a ~superior alien~ he has a sekrit love for Earth stuff. He finds it amusing. And sometimes cool. And he really likes suits.

keywords~

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Re: Karis Needleteeth - Death

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Yeah, we could tell.

That whole "I'm a stone-cold bitch" thing was just a little TOO strong.

[governorkang]

You're definitely not like the elves of my world.

[teethofneedles.livejournal.com]

Go to Hell.

<_<

[astridhofferson.livejournal.com]

Re: Ba'al - torture and murder

[badassfreakingoverlord]

YOU FORGOT THE PART ABOUT BEING THE TYRANT OVERLORD!

I'm STILL on to you, Baal!

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

You're right, I'm much prettier.

Rachel Berenson - lots o' violence

[pretty_lethal]

-Rachel can morph! Into living things she 'acquires' the DNA of.

-At about 13, she was drafted into a war against an invading alien species. This called for lots of morally grey actions-- like killing aliens and their hosts, etc, etc.

-Rachel kind of liked the war-- and no one really knew what she would do if it ended.

-She once threatened a boy that got wrapped up in the Ani stuff by driving a fork into his ear and threatening to kill his parents, more or less.

-She later volunteered to be the one who trapped the same kid in rat morph forever, because she knew no one else would do it.

-Right before coming to the ship, she was assigned to kill her cousin/his Yeerk-- she accepted doing this, knowing she'd probably die on the mission, too.

-The other Anis > everyone else for her (especially Tobias (bird-boyfriend) and Cassie (BFF)).

Moar!

[governorkang]

Kang still tends to be derpy around Fonrar, and he's very physically affectionate with her. In private only, of course. They don't really do PDA. :|

Setsuna F. Seiei

[a_mere_human]

-His parents named him Soran Ibrahim. (prnounced Sore-Ann E-bruh-Heem). He will stab you if you ever call him that.

-He's of Kurdish heritage, and was born in the republic of Krugis, which is based on the region known as "Kurdistan".

-When he was 8 years old, he, along with all the other boys in the village who were roughly his age, were recruited into jihadist terrorist group the KPSA. As part of their initiation into the group, each of the boys were given a gun, and told that to truly give themselves to god, they had to cut all earthly ties and remove anything that challenged God's authority. Setsuna went home and proceeded to shoot his father three times in the stomach, then shoot his mother twice in the chest. All the other boys killed their parents as well.

-Out of all the people he's killed, his parents are the only ones he genuinely regrets. Everyone else had it coming.

-When he was 10, the neighboring nation of Azadistan wiped out the KPSA by unleashing their military on them. Setsuna was the only member from his village to survive, and that's only because of the intervention by the 0 Gundam.

-From the time he was 10 until he was about 14, he was homeless and wandered aimlessly around the middle east. A number of people tried to take advantage of him, thinking of him as only some skinny homeless kid they could use and abuse, only to discover that he was a former terrorist who was highly trained in close quarter combat and had no qualms killing people. He was never successfully sexually assaulted, but the fact that so many people tried is a large part of the reason he's so wary of physical contact.

-When it came to sex education, Lockon tried to give him "the talk", only for Setsuna to stare blankly at him. Allelujah left him books and videos which he watched and flipped through, but the only things he was able to glean from those was that sex seemed very uncomfortable for women (he could tell they were faking), and that saliva didn't make a good lubricant. Miss Sumeragi gave him several "mission plans" to follow should he ever get laid, and while he's memorized them, he's never had a chance to use them.

-He's straight, but considering that all of his sexual experiences have basically amounted to attempted rape, he's in no hurry to get involved with anyone. He has been noticing girls a lot more, though.

-Truth be told, he prefers Exia to the 00 Raiser. Exia is actually built to move like him, and the same fighting style he learned in the KPSA he can use while piloting Exia. The 00 Raiser is a bit too bulky for that.

-Setsuna has a quantum brain, which is a network of quantum particles that exist in a neural network within his brain. Its almost fully developed, which is why he needs the energy of the GN drive to help stimulate its higher functions. When its fully developed, he'll be able to access all his innovator abilities at will.

-He likes the baths, even if he isn't there often. But having grown up in a desert, soaking himself in water feels utterly luxurious.

Nura Nal-Dox

[foreseen-future.livejournal.com]

- Ben is the reason Nura has those horrible migraines. Of her adopted children, he worries her the most and it really didn't help that one time he came into the Med Bay on a stretcher and tried to get up and leave. Nura stayed by his bedside for three straight nights without any sleep, and almost no food.

- She hasn't told Querl this, but if ever they could have children (a tiny, tiny, tiny hope of hers) she would name their first son Benjamin.

- Wanda Maximoff is Nura's ideal of what a mother should be. Or, what her mother should have been like. She looks up to Wanda, actually listens to what the Scarlet Witch has to say, and sometimes, makes Nura feel like she has a mother to turn to.

- Exempting Wanda and Matt, and perhaps Superman, she doesn't listen to any of the big authority figures on the ship. If they ever gave her an order to her face, well, too bad. She'd most likely roll her eyes, say something scathing, and walk away.

- So those cartoons that Ben likes to watch? She sometimes goes into the media library in the middle of the night (well, for her) and watches them for hours upon hours. Though the dialogue is corny, and the animation is not the best she's seen, she still cheers on the hero with her arms waving and a big goofy smile on her face.

- Once upon a time, she died during Lemnos's attack on Legion Plaza.

- And then Querl revived her.

- That isn't the body she was born with. It's a clone of her original.

- While she was still a spirit, she spent a lot of Quality time with Querl in his dreams. And while some of it was to relay information of what was to come in the near future to him, a lot of it was to flirt and get to know him better. Sometimes she'd pull him away from something important in reality just to "play".

- She's already decided that if anyone on the ship attacks her adopted family, she'll beat them to a pulp. She has no reservations about it.

- Nura doesn't hate Jeka. She just really doesn't like the older Legionnaire for making her (Nura) feel so inferior and lesser of the two.

- She doesn't wear any clothes when she goes to bed. Most of her teammates are the same way.

- Alcohol isn't really good for her. It makes her precogging even foggier, and also gives her the worst hangovers in the morning. And that's just what one glass will do to her. Pretty much, it's bad for her, but she rather likes the freedom of being able to drink it freely on the ship, so she doesn't say anything.

- She's doodled little drawings of the crew in her journal. Not all of them are nice. Especially the ones of Jeka. Who is usually wearing a dictator's hat and a bushy mustache in half of the sketches.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ She's only laughing at the last one, promise. ]

Don't think you could be any cuter if you tried, Billy.