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No More Secrets Meme

Good evening meatship, I bring you your Friday meme!

No More Secrets

1. All of your character's darkest and most embarrassing secrets, the ones that they have been holding back from the crew, are now common knowledge.

2. Since not everyone knows everyone's canon, comment with your character and a bulleted list of the things they have been holding back from the crew. These can be funny things (that time I ran around with my underwear outside my pants), embarrassing things (Little Black Book-type secrets) or the dark things they never wanted anyone to know.

3. Other characters react to these sudden revelations about your character. Will it change the way people feel about each other?

IMPORTANT: PLEASE POST WARNINGS IN THE SUBJECT LINE IF SOMETHING IN THE COMMENT IS TRIGGERY. This meme has the potential to be a lot more dramatic than our usual fare, and I want to make sure everyone is comfortable.

Muns, have fun! Characters... well, I'm not sure "fun" applies.

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Most of these are, in fact, complete news to Zetta himself. Because he's an idiot.

-Zetta had an apprentice named Salome who was desperately in love with him. She confessed, he was an idiot about it (loved her, but is an idiot in general), and she left him.
-Zetta is the strongest being in the cosmos because Salome, who was much stronger than she ever let on, secretly funneled her mana power to him.
-He set the Sacred Tome on fire, himself. Because it called him an idiot. And that was a secret plot by Pram the Oracle and the Sacred Tome itself; it had nothing to do with the Ohm, of course.

-He really cares about Ruffnut, Hit Girl, Katara... even Ophelia and Starfire.
-He lied to Ophelia and Starfire about being a hero, not a demon, but he completely forgot he did. Somehow they never noticed or never called him on it.
-He's technically correct when he says writing a wish for all the worlds to return, with enough mana power, would do just that. He hasn't told anyone, though, that a wish like that would make every world in existence part of his Netherworld. He also hasn't told them that he'd release every world not his from his Netherworld.

- Only his close friends and Command know (and Command only knows for the possible mind control), but Superboy is a clone hybrid of Superman and his world's Lex Luthor.

- Also, not generally known: He was brainwashed by Lex to be a mind controlled slave and nearly killed his team-mates. He's still highly susceptible to mind control.

- He has made a LOT of mistakes that have hurt people and even gotten a few killed. One of the big ones was holding Robin back so Lil' Lobo could fly the ship to Apokolips to try to save Steel, because Steel was his friend and the Black Racer flew by with him. The end result was that they got stranded, horribly tortured, and one of Impulse's Speed Force clones got killed, rendering Bart catatonic.

- He once almost sold his soul to Satanus to bring his dead girlfriend Tana Moon back to life, but Supergirl (not Kara, the other Supergirl) talked him out of it.

- He once kissed what had to be the ugliest woman in existence (http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Gorgeous_Gilly_%28New_Earth%29"). They put the French on it and everything. He was mind-controlled, dammit! It was one of the most embarrassing moments of his superhero career, and he's had a lot of embarrassing moments to choose from.

- Speaking of embarrassing, as much as he talks himself up as absolutely awesome, he actually was something of a joke of a hero in his world for a while. With the other heroes, at least, they thought he was a little foolhardy, but recognized he had a good heart and a genuine desire to do good, so he had a rep as a media hound with the public, but a better one with the heroes than someone like Booster did. Still, if you asked the average citizen what they thought of Superboy from the point he was taken from, they'd tell you they thought he was a joke. A little girl once told him a Hoppy the Marvel Bunny was cooler than him.

- If their worlds are restored, he is supposed to die and come back to life, something he hasn't exactly blabbed to everyone. He's terrified of going back to die. Dying is no less scary when someone tells you you're coming back, and it might be moot anyways if they can't restore their worlds.

- This was a played out thing rather than canon, buuuut he nearly knocked up his girlfriend Cassie Sandsmark the first time they had sex. He thought she was on something, they didn't really talk about it...so they had to find a clinic right after for the morning-after stuff, one that was still open in the face of the crisis, panicking the whole way. In Kansas. They lucked out and found one, but it was a doctor that knew the Kent family, so one of the most mortally embarrassing moments of his life was them commenting that Clark didn't used to get in so much trouble, yada yada. Really does not want Clark or the Kents to know he was so irresponsible.

- Despite frequently acting like he's super experienced with women...he's so not. At least not sexually. While has had little relationships and flirtations and attracted a lot of women, despite acting like OH YEAH, HE HAS JUST HAD TONS OF SEX TOTALLY, he is no Casanova and never has been. Everything he has gotten was with Cassie, right before the ship, and on the ship.

- He's never killed anyone, but when he was fighting Amanda Spence, the woman who killed Tana Moon (and created a new clone partially from Tana's DNA just to kill her in front of him), he was losing. He found out she didn't need anything to survive anymore, like air, and they were fighting in a spaceship, so... he launched her into space with his TTK. At about mach eleventy billion. He left her to float forever in a fate worse than death in the cold void of space.

He has told no one this. Not his friends, not Superman, nobody. Only the DN.Angels know, and they approved because of what happened to the Tana clone, Cherub, who was practically their sister.

Kon knows it was wrong. And while he could argue that he was losing and running out of options, he knows he might have done it anyway even if he wasn't. He also doesn't justify it as 'it wasn't as bad as killing her.' He did it because it was probably worse.

Edited 2011-01-22 04:40 (UTC)

What the hell do you think I've been trying to do this entire time?! I want my damn Netherworld back!

...Hey, if you had enough mana power, you could wish yourself back to life.

[Ah, redface, back again.]

It was...uh, her fault.

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself.

Nobody's gonna blame you for it, you know.

I know. I just don't want to let anybody down.

I doubt you ever will.

This is why gods are NOTHING but bad news, Kang.

Thanks, Nura.

We could have solved that problem once. Seems the time is past, though.

I figured that out about five or six years ago. Good riddance to the bastards.

No problem, Devlin. [hugs.]

[hugs back]

Please spare me the lecture about healthy emotions. I've heard enough about it from the others.

[Oh god why can't he just hide in a hole. That'd be awesome.]

-Tim Drake = Red Robin. Since he's trying to hold onto his identity while he can.

-Initially, part of the reason he fought to become Robin was because he wanted to be part of something. His parents had a habit of running off on adventures without him.

-... which lead to a) him being bad at people 'cause he didn't socialize much or well and b) his mother dying and his father being comatose

-has some rage issues sometimes-- he's come very close to breaking the 'we don't kill' rule on several occasions. Usually because he's just lost someone. He nearly quit being Robin when he thought he had killed someone because of this. Wasn't completely his fault though (and the guy wasn't technically dead, it turned out).

-On that note! He definitely experimented with samples from a life-restoring pit (that drives you crazy) to attempt to find a way to bring Kon-El back to life. And then when that didn't work out, stole Luthor cloning tech and tried to clone him instead.

-This lead to him making out with said dead BFF's girlfriend. Which he does nooot want to talk to Conner about yet (it was awkward enough to try the first time).

-He attempted to give Jason 'one last chance' and busted him out of jail. Jason then killed like a dozen people. Tim still blames himself.

-Juuuust like he blames himself for Anarky's brother and sister dying. Among many other deaths. Including his father.

-He once heard an equation meant to prove the futility of life, and basically went "WELL IT'S GOT A POINT". Fortunately he is not suicidal, just messed. :|

-Still cares about his ex-not-so-dead-anymore-girlfriend Steph, even if their relationship is messed.

-He's stopped being as worried about a 'normal life' or if he can have one. Crimefighting is now the most important thing in his life.

-Related: Tim's so bad with girls. As Tam said-- he can fight super ninja, but not ask a girl on a date. But he has made out with Steph, and with a gang leader he broke out of jail! Uh.

[ She pats his shoulder ]

Not another word on the subject, then.

[Visible relief, leaning on.]

Thank you. You have no idea how good that is to hear.

-He's actually a sucker for romance. He likes putting on grandiose displays of affection.

-His mother murdered his infant baby brother, so that he wouldn't be subject to the same cruel parenting by Lionel that Lex was.

-Lex had his baby brother cloned and ages up to an adult. Repeatedly. But each time the clones misbehaved and he had them killed. He eventually gave up on the project.

-He genuinely believes that the morality of this crew is holding them back. You can't half-ass it in a war.

Nobody likes bein' picked on too much. If they keep buggin' ya, you let me know.

Triggers: Mind-control rape.

-...he was mind-control-raped. When he detonated incoming missiles with a fireball to save his comrades, the blast killed him, but his enemy saved his life and placed him under several mental compulsions -- including one that forced him to sleep with her. He woke up one day completely unaware of this, in bed next to her, and fled immediately -- but the memories returned swiftly and painfully over time.
-He's crushing hard on Celena. On his home world, dragons are incredibly rare, possibly extinct, and are said to be the forerunners of all magic. Then one abruptly showed up at his lab one day -- polite, intelligent, and extremely curious about the magical arts and in general. Is it really surprising?
-He WAS crushing on Vita. But that's settled down now.
-...he's kind of a lonely guy in general. To the point where he's cheerfully attempting experiments that could kill him without much pause for reconsideration, on the basis that it doesn't matter if he dies, only that other people live.
-...Wisdom was his dump stat, not Charisma.

-Yeah. That.

He has an intense darkness hiding behind the friendly mask, as hinted by...okay, no. Not happening. I tried, the darkness just ain't coming along.

He's a hug monster. Living here and never knowing when his friends are going to disappear has brought him closer to the ones he has, and certain persistent people have taught him about the fun of hugging. He is a total hug monster. Loves giving and receiving them. Makes him feel safe and strong.

...which would totally freak his friends from home out if they ever podpopped because canon Billy never initiates hugs. He just puts up with his friends' affections, but he's a changed man now. He's still looking for an excuse to hug the new Rangers.

A cleric friend of mine once went to great time and effort to use a magical item which allowed him to enter the presence of his goddess directly, receiving advice and wisdom from her on a course of action in our darkest times.

It was exactly what I had said we should do, five minutes prior.

...you like the dragon?

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