fieldpromoted: (Time to get my war paint on)
General Trudy Chacon ([personal profile] fieldpromoted) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2011-01-21 08:06 pm
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No More Secrets Meme

Good evening meatship, I bring you your Friday meme!

No More Secrets

1. All of your character's darkest and most embarrassing secrets, the ones that they have been holding back from the crew, are now common knowledge.

2. Since not everyone knows everyone's canon, comment with your character and a bulleted list of the things they have been holding back from the crew. These can be funny things (that time I ran around with my underwear outside my pants), embarrassing things (Little Black Book-type secrets) or the dark things they never wanted anyone to know.

3. Other characters react to these sudden revelations about your character. Will it change the way people feel about each other?

IMPORTANT: PLEASE POST WARNINGS IN THE SUBJECT LINE IF SOMETHING IN THE COMMENT IS TRIGGERY. This meme has the potential to be a lot more dramatic than our usual fare, and I want to make sure everyone is comfortable.

Muns, have fun! Characters... well, I'm not sure "fun" applies.
governmentninja: (Lil' Bit Kinky)

[personal profile] governmentninja 2011-01-22 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
-Is actually fairly glad about the Council and being semi-formally commissioned under the GIA/Daligig. Mostly because it relieves a lot of administrative responsibilities off his shoulders and allows him to concentrate on kicking ass.

-He does, however, mind being under the control of Stacy. He has some leverage against her now thanks to the commission, but as soon as he finds a viable way to take the AI offline, or get squarely under their control where they can be truly be free, he won't hesitate to go forward with it.

-He'd rather be on the ground and barking orders from the front lines than from a distant command center.

-He's kind of a dork.

-Also a perv. You'd be surprised where he and Claire have had sex.

-They haven't had sex in the Vatican, but part of him does find the idea delightfully sinful.

-He once had to go undercover as a male stripper for a weekend. He made about $3300 in tips. It made him consider a career change.

-Claire is his first long term relationship since he was 21. He didn't have much time for one before then, so he'd only occasionally have a short fling here or there, whenever he met a woman who caught his attention.

-He's been pondering upgrading his quarters such that both Claire and Sherry could move in with him.
letmelive: (8O)

[personal profile] letmelive 2011-01-22 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
...You were a stripper?

[identity profile] so-pregnable.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Just adding onto this:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[identity profile] flunkingspanish.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
seconding with BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
letmelive: (oh you're in for it now mister)

[personal profile] letmelive 2011-01-22 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[you are both getting this look right now.]

[identity profile] flunkingspanish.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, did you SEE the conversation these two are having (http://community.livejournal.com/insertmeathere/62000.html?thread=11193392#t11193392) about Paco's ambitions? Besides Claire, everyone here knows that you're going to the Media Library after this and getting Leon some dance music for private time...]
governmentninja: (Colorful)

[personal profile] governmentninja 2011-01-22 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
It was an undercover assignment.

[identity profile] 8wings.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
(goes for the obvious)

Undercover and uncovered - what a nice combination.
letmelive: (excuse me wtf?)

[personal profile] letmelive 2011-01-22 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
What the hell did the president need that required you shaking your ass for money?
governmentninja: (Surprised)

[personal profile] governmentninja 2011-01-22 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, I was on loan to the FBI at the time...

...which doesn't make me sound any less like a whore.

Anyway, the club was a front for a Ukrainian cartel who moved drugs and guns and were suspected to have started moving biological weapons. They needed someone who could plant bugs without suspicion, and provide back-up should things go sideways during a big meeting that weekend. I was 23 at the time, on the low end of the hierarchy, with a killer set of abs, so I got picked.

Turns out they were moving something biological, but it wasn't weapons, it was people. They started a human trafficking ring which we were able to break up.
letmelive: (all right enough of that)

[personal profile] letmelive 2011-01-22 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, noble enough. But why couldn't you have been a bartender or something?
governmentninja: (Tank Top)

[personal profile] governmentninja 2011-01-22 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Because no one really watches a stripper's hands.
letmelive: (oh the headache i have)

[personal profile] letmelive 2011-01-22 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You know that doesn't make me feel any better, right?
governmentninja: (Kirby Dots)

[personal profile] governmentninja 2011-01-22 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, its not like I enjoyed it.
letmelive: (um what)

[personal profile] letmelive 2011-01-22 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not really your enjoyment that's bothering me here.
notlewis: (Mi amigo Leon)

[personal profile] notlewis 2011-01-22 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
Nice.

[identity profile] in-venting.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[...Kind of horrified forever, Dad.]