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the excuses get sadder and sadder

wednesday face-sucking meme!
Doin it wrong.

Here's how it works!

POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS. One per comment usually works pretty well.
Everybody's welcome! Oldbies, newbies, people not in the game yet but thinking about it...
Other people, anon or logged in, comment with names of other characters! Or you can namedrop your own characters anonly. No one will know ;)
When you find the named character, comment to them with yours!
The command is simple: your character has to kiss them ASAP. Face-sucking is the goal, but other kinds of kisses are cool as well if it's too gross or if you have an even better idea! And no one has to do anything.
GO FORTH AND HAVE FUN, DARLINGS.

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Me? Yes. Oh, you're 'engineering boss'? I've heard so much about you.

[...well this is getting awkward fast.]

From Ronnie, right? She told me a little about you too. You're her best friend?

Am I? That's awfully nice of her. She talks a lot. It's nice.

She does. I've really enjoyed listening to her.

[Awkward subject go! He's just going to inch a little closer.]

What did she tell you about me?

[Well...he is the person she's seeing. It's not not keeping a secret if he's in on it too, right?]

Oh, that you're very smart, kind and understanding. You're awkward, but in a charming and cute manner that I should take notice from, so I don't just seem plain awkward. Also, your chest is very warm, your kisses cause butterflies (which I was unaware you were some type of druid or mage) and she sometimes wakes up in a fever-like daze from dreaming about your touch.

[He pauses and smiles.] Just the run-of-the-mill stuff.

[have a very red-faced Billy.]

I...thanks, Kosi. I promise that I won't tell her this was mentioned.

But you see...about those kisses...

Ihavetogiveonetoyou.

You probably should, if she asks. Lying is for Goblins, you know.

[He stares at Billy for a long moment before nodding slowly.]

See, the thing is, I'm not a druid or mage, either. My kisses don't spontaneously cause animals materialize in one's stomach. Which sounds dangerous, anyways. So really it's not worth finding out, presumably for science.

All right, but if she doesn't ask I won't. I'll make sure she finds out my secrets to make up for it.

[He sighs.]

I'd rather not have an animal in my stomach. I'd rather not do this to you either, but I don't want to test the boundaries of these rules. I've run into trouble regarding that before.

What rules? And what is it you don't want to do but you're going to do anyways?

Kiss you. If I don't, I'll be subject to an undisclosed horrible fate.

Oh. That. I'm not that bad looking, you know. Though for things like that, you should just do it. Unless, you know, you want to rely on the kindness in people's hearts.

Now let's see...how did she describe you doing that? Oh, yes. She said you hold her close. [He pauses and regards Billy with a questioning look.] Do you have to do this with tongue? Oh well, let's just go with that.

[He wraps an arm around his neck and pulls him close. No manly arms to warm you with, but at least he's slightly taller. He presses his lips against Billy's; tongue in the mouth and all.]

No, of course you're not! It's just that Ronnie is special to me and...

[But his thoughts get cut off by the sudden invasion. Nokosi's...not a bad kisser, actually, but this is really strange. He wraps his arms around Nokosi's shoulders for stability and kisses back, firm and insistent.

He's having odd thoughts of proving that he's treating Ronnie properly, kissing him the way he'd kiss her. Not as affectionate with warm looks and stroking, of course---those are only for her.]

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[Oh, so she was right! Warm and gentle and just a bit comforting. He supposed he could see the appeal of the action, despite how freely it seemed to be given where he was from. How odd to be asked to do this or face the pain of death.

How long was he supposed to do this, anyways? Sure, it was pleasant, but he couldn't imagine having to stand in one place for the longest time, just for this.]

[Billy holds him there a moment longer before letting go, drawing his breath again.]

...that's how I kiss her, in case you wanted to know.

[A puzzled expression and a slow nod of the head, later...]

I've never asked her, but I suppose these are things I should know? I can now vividly recall this moment and relate with her completely whenever she begins talking of it.

[He grins from ear-to-ear, quite happily.] She should be pleased to know.

[He looks a little alarmed.]

Are you sure she should know? It's an uncomfortable piece of information for most girls---her boyfriend kissing her friend. That doesn't usually happen.

[It's also a bit uncomfortable.] Have you kissed before?

[He looked thoughtful for a moment before nodding and holding three fingers up.]

Two of those times were very unpleasant, though. One ended with an attempt at shoving a fireball spell down my throat. It hurt. A lot. I would say that this was the first time I was willingly kissed by someone, even if it was under the 'pain of death' circumstances.

[Billy smiles.]

It wasn't that bad! Ronnie must have told you about kissing in detail for you to know about all of that. But...when it's with someone you really like, it's definitely worth it.

No, I'm not sure the fireball was really worth it at all. And it's very commonplace in the city; so much so that the action itself seemed as if it didn't hold much meaning at all. I suppose it's dependent on who the person is.

True, it's not worth a fireball, but I can assure you that it won't happen often around here.

[He shrugs.]

It does depend on the person. Ronnie was from an area like yours, right? And we enjoy kissing each other.

Yes, but Orcs are a different story altogether. I suppose you could say that with most of the races, though. Humans were always very free and casual about it; kissing friends and strangers, alike. Like a greeting. Night Elves and Dwarves were reserved in those regards, though.

[He nods and grins widely.] You should ask her about the culture of her people if you have not, already. Vastly different; the reasons why most on Azeroth couldn't...did not want to co-exist peacefully.

I wouldn't say the humans in my culture are quite that casual, but we're definitely somewhat open about it. The odd thing is that I'm not---I'd prefer to only kiss her in private, but that's obviously not always possible.

[Nod.] I'll ask if she feels comfortable, but I know the wars are a sore subject.

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