the excuses get sadder and sadder

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wednesday face-sucking meme!


Here's how it works!

1. POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS. One per comment usually works pretty well.
2. Everybody's welcome! Oldbies, newbies, people not in the game yet but thinking about it...
3. Other people, anon or logged in, comment with names of other characters! Or you can namedrop your own characters anonly. No one will know ;)
4. When you find the named character, comment to them with yours! 
5. The command is simple: your character has to kiss them ASAP. Face-sucking is the goal, but other kinds of kisses are cool as well if it's too gross or if you have an even better idea! And no one has to do anything.
6. GO FORTH AND HAVE FUN, DARLINGS.

Comments

[bonnypiperlad]

[This face forever.]

Billy?

[morphitudinous]

Jamie, what's up?

[This...doesn't look good.]

[bonnypiperlad]

It's...och.

[He is going to go for 'let's get this over as quickly as possible without any explanation', and he closes his eyes, aiming to kiss Billy's cheek. Pity he misses and gets his ear instead.]

[morphitudinous]

[Hello red-faced Billy. He is just realizing now that his ear is very sensitive---best remember to tell Ronnie later.]

Jamie? Who put you up to this?

[bonnypiperlad]

[And Jamie looks very, very apologetic.] Sorry, Billy. If I knew, I'd tell ye.

[muttered] If I find out, though, there's a few things I'd like to say to them on the matter.

[morphitudinous]

[Billy shrugs and rubs his other ear.] It's fine. I don't expect them to be found, but if they are I'll be right behind you.

I didn't know my ear was that sensitive.

[bonnypiperlad]

[...]

Look, could we not...talk about that, if ye don't mind? This is bad enough as it is.

[Billy may be family, but there are some things Jamie just does not want to know about.]

[morphitudinous]

[---did that come out aloud? He turns away quickly, just about as red as Jamie's ever seen him and looking like he'd like to die. Earth-swallowing would be great.]

Consider it sealed. I'm sorry.

[bonnypiperlad]

Ye don't have to apologize. [Here, have a friendly clap to your shoulder. It's all good.]

It could be worse, aye?

[morphitudinous]

[Those always make him feel better. He slowly nods.]

...I'm not going to imagine how much worse.