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the excuses get sadder and sadder

wednesday face-sucking meme!
Doin it wrong.

Here's how it works!

POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS. One per comment usually works pretty well.
Everybody's welcome! Oldbies, newbies, people not in the game yet but thinking about it...
Other people, anon or logged in, comment with names of other characters! Or you can namedrop your own characters anonly. No one will know ;)
When you find the named character, comment to them with yours!
The command is simple: your character has to kiss them ASAP. Face-sucking is the goal, but other kinds of kisses are cool as well if it's too gross or if you have an even better idea! And no one has to do anything.
GO FORTH AND HAVE FUN, DARLINGS.

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if it is physically possible for him to make this face while kissing people, he will do so

Even meeee?

[You don't get the SRSBZNS face. Instead you get the /unsure face.]

I...don't suppose you'd settle for a firm handshake.

Jamie. You know that is against the rules. [At least she's not like, seriously planning face-sucking if you must know.]

[But - KISSING. HE WAS SAVING HIMSELF FOR MARRIAG - oh wait.]

Aahhh...well, I guess if that's the rules, then -

- are you sure there aren't any loopholes we could exploit?

Weeeeeellll...I suppose I could kiss you on the cheek since you're all flustered...[though not as bad as Kurt was.]

[You will get a little pout though, not-husband.]

[He notices that pout and is, if anything, even more flustered by it.]

I'm - I'm sorry, it's nothing personal, just -

[Fidget. He gets the feeling he's being kind of a jerk about all this.]

...on the lips is fine.

Good. You need more experience anyway, right? [Smile! She leans forward and gives him a rather firm kiss. On the lips. And yes, there may just be a bit of tongue in there too. Well, at least SHE looks satisfied...]

There! [And pleased with herself. Oh yes.] You are good at that. I liked it!

[Jamie just looks kind of. Stunned. Like a parakeet that's flown headfirst into a plate-glass window and is now lying on its back with its little feet in the air, trying to figure out how it got down there.]

I uh. Good at it? Really?

I liked it. I would do it again. That is, if you are not going to turn all red more?

...um. I guess, if you...want to?

[No promises on the turning-red part, but he'll go along with it if you want him to. He kindasorta thinks you're okay, Alastirra. ]

...Well that's not gonna make this any easier.

...how old are you?

Why is that important? Do you think you'll be arrested?

No, I think I'll feel like a big creeper.

Then what if I initiate? That way you could just say I'm a freak or something.

Mn. I guess if we have to go through with this...

[He leans down and turns his cheek to her with a kind of long-suffering expression.]

Go ahead.

Yeeah, I feel really wanted now. You could at least man up and give me a real kiss, you know.

You're like ten. You're too young to be getting 'real kisses' from anyone.

Especially me.

Buddy, I want a kiss, like, on the lips. But what I consider a REAL kiss is something not forced by a meme. Trust me, I know its for show.

'Sides, you're hardly my type.

[FRUSTRATED SIGH. He looks annoyed for a moment or so, then plops his hand on top of her head, to keep it steady, and ducks down to plant the briefest kiss possible on her lips.]

THERE. We kissed. On the lips. Happy?

Oh yeah, that was LOVELY.

[Pauses] But, you know, thanks for being my first kiss on this thing. Or whatever.

Why me?

[He would be a little offended by this comment if he wasn't sort of horrified, himself.]

Probably because the universe hates us.

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