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wednesday face-sucking meme!


Here's how it works!

1. POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS. One per comment usually works pretty well.
2. Everybody's welcome! Oldbies, newbies, people not in the game yet but thinking about it...
3. Other people, anon or logged in, comment with names of other characters! Or you can namedrop your own characters anonly. No one will know ;)
4. When you find the named character, comment to them with yours! 
5. The command is simple: your character has to kiss them ASAP. Face-sucking is the goal, but other kinds of kisses are cool as well if it's too gross or if you have an even better idea! And no one has to do anything.
6. GO FORTH AND HAVE FUN, DARLINGS.

Comments

[starbolts]

[Starfire kneels in front of him.]

Everyone? Would that not be exhausting?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

It could be worse, I could be Ronnae.

[starbolts]

[Starfire seems concerned for her friend.]

What is happening to Ronnae?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Uh, she's the meme bicycle. Everyone gets a ride.

[starbolts]

[Confusion abounds.]

...she can transform into a bicycle? I did not see this.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

No, no, it's a metaphor. Let's just say she's very busy.

[starbolts]

Very busy with...kissing?

[Starfire blinks. Maybe that's it!]

If you are busy too, I should finish this so that you may continue on your way.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Well, if I'm gonna get sent over here to make out with you, I'm damn well gonna take my time and enjoy it, Starfire.

[starbolts]

[She sighs and leans in, running her fingers over the top of the book.]

I am...curious about how difficult this must be for you.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Uh, what part?

[starbolts]

You cannot hold onto me, and your lips are bound to that book cover.

[She traces the side of the book]

But I will do my best.

[Kiss.]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Yeah, she's right, but! Even as a book, Zetta can give petty good!]

[starbolts]

[Starfire lingers, kissing him softly for about...twenty seconds.]

Hm?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...you know, if I didn't know that's just how you are naturally, I'd say I was a pretty lucky guy right about now.

[Which just proves that Starfire can charm even the most (allegedly) evil of demons a little.]

[starbolts]

[Hello book, meet boobs. You are being hugged and giggled at right now.]

You are most welcome.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I am gonna hit on you like crazy when I end up a teenager from the clocks plot, you know that, right?

[starbolts]

[She...doesn't understand this at all, but okay!]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[We have got to work on your ability to see through the fourth wall in memes, Star]