ext_248801 ([identity profile] azora-mysta.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2011-02-16 04:22 pm

the excuses get sadder and sadder

wednesday face-sucking meme!
Doin it wrong.

Here's how it works!
  1. POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS. One per comment usually works pretty well.
  2. Everybody's welcome! Oldbies, newbies, people not in the game yet but thinking about it...
  3. Other people, anon or logged in, comment with names of other characters! Or you can namedrop your own characters anonly. No one will know ;)
  4. When you find the named character, comment to them with yours! 
  5. The command is simple: your character has to kiss them ASAP. Face-sucking is the goal, but other kinds of kisses are cool as well if it's too gross or if you have an even better idea! And no one has to do anything.
  6. GO FORTH AND HAVE FUN, DARLINGS.
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Re: Howard.

[personal profile] iselldrugstothecommunity 2011-02-17 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Are you for real? This is borderline illegal almost everywhere, except for maybe whatever rock you just crawled out from under.

Oh man, please don't tell me you picked me out of the line-up because we had lunch together. That was completely platonic.

Re: Howard.

[identity profile] hookedonhumans.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Tsk, I didn't crawl out from under any rock--I landed on the lovely little rock you called home. And for that matter, your petty human legal systems mean nothing to me.

Lunch had nothing to do with it; this was requested. What is it your people say, again--"Ask, and you shall receive"?
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Re: Howard.

[personal profile] iselldrugstothecommunity 2011-02-17 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't ask. In fact, now I'm specifically not asking. I'm pretty sure if I kissed a creepy cradle-robbing alien, no one would ever take me seriously again. So no. Now go to your spaceship and fly back to the planet of pedophilic freakshows.

[Except he really has no way to back that 'no' up. At all.]

Re: Howard.

[identity profile] hookedonhumans.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
And who says that anyone has to know at all? Or that either of us have a choice in the matter?

You're a smart boy; you should understand that the more control you have over a situation, the less your dignity suffers. Struggle and be helpless, or accept your fate and determine the path it takes--the choice is yours.
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Re: Howard.

[personal profile] iselldrugstothecommunity 2011-02-17 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Nice try, but I woke up naked and screaming in a snot bath. I'm pretty sure there's no dignity left after that.

[After a few awkward moments of glaring, he sighs.] Fine. You fucking creep.