the excuses get sadder and sadder

[azora-mysta.livejournal.com]

wednesday face-sucking meme!


Here's how it works!

1. POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS. One per comment usually works pretty well.
2. Everybody's welcome! Oldbies, newbies, people not in the game yet but thinking about it...
3. Other people, anon or logged in, comment with names of other characters! Or you can namedrop your own characters anonly. No one will know ;)
4. When you find the named character, comment to them with yours! 
5. The command is simple: your character has to kiss them ASAP. Face-sucking is the goal, but other kinds of kisses are cool as well if it's too gross or if you have an even better idea! And no one has to do anything.
6. GO FORTH AND HAVE FUN, DARLINGS.

Comments

[jesus_is_gundam]

[He doesn't seem pleased to be approached by her.]

Cagalli Yula Atha.

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

[ Hopefully he won't knife her if she gets all up in his personal space, because that's what she's doing. ]

Unfortunately... I have to do something.

With you.

[a_mere_human]

[No, no stabbing. But he is scowling a hell of a lot deeper.]

Find someone else to assist you.

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

Has to be you, for some reason.

[ She isn't going to like this. He won't either. ]

[a_mere_human]

What reason?

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

Orders say so.

[a_mere_human]

I'm not part of the ship's military. I'm not subject to any orders.

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

Well I am! So I'm not leaving.

[jesus_is_gundam]

[Well, fine. You can stand there then. While he says nothing and stares a hole through you.]

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

[ She'll stare back. She can match him. Yep. Nope. ]

I'm supposed to kiss you so just... close your eyes!

[a_mere_human]

...

...

[...bliiiiiink]

What.

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

You heard me.

Not my idea.

[jesus_is_gundam]

...

That's absurd.

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

Yeah it is! But I have to do it, so let's get it done with.

[jesus_is_gundam]

Let's not.

[Don't count on him making the first move here.]

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

We are!

[ She grabs his shoulders and moves in to force a kiss. ]

1/?

[jesus_is_gundam]

[WHAT IS SHE adalsdflksjaksdlklas--]

2

[a_mere_human]

...

...

[...is that her tongue in his--]

3/4

[jesus_is_gundam]

[Falcon PUNCH! Right in the juglar.]

Done!

[jesus_is_gundam]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

fff

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

[ So she got a LITTLE enthusiastic! It's not like Setsuna's hot or anything!

She staggers back, clutching her throat and coughing. She'd respond, but she's too buys trying to breath you dick. ]

[jesus_is_gundam]

[Be happy it wasn't a knife to the jugular.]

[He wiped his mouth and glared at her. He is waiting for an answer, woman.]

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

[ She wheezes a few more times before glaring. ]

The... the hell... I said it was... gah... orders! Blame...

[ Except it's a meme, so she can't even tell him who to blame. ]

Blame someone else!

[jesus_is_gundam]

[He growled at her, then turned and stalked off. He had to go wash the taste of... her mouth... out of his mouth.]

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

Asshole...

[ Cagalli is going to do the same, and be glad Kira didn't run into this. She doesn't need there to be blood involved. ]