THE GRAND TRANS_9 NOT!KINK MEME OF TENTACLY FUNTIMES

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HOW IT WORKS:
-If you've ever seen a kink meme, this works mostly the same way. Except we're RPers, so we have a third way to play if you want. Read on.
-Post a request involving the trans_9 characters. Whether you're anon, logged in, a player, an audience member, it doesn't matter much. It can be silly, like 'X, Y and Z get an alien disease that makes them try to hug everyone on the ship', or it can be serious like 'B character is hurt and C has to take care of them'.
-If a prompt inspires you, fill it!
-If you don't feel comfortable with a request involving one of your characters, don't fill it. Don't go back to read it if it's filled. There's definitely no obligation to participate.
-Even if you don't play either of the characters requested, you can try your hand at a fic if you know them. Multiple fills can be fun!
-None of this counts as game canon. If it did, it'd be one seriously weird ship.

FILLING A PROMPT:
Prompts can be filled in at least three ways, but if creativity gives you more, go for it!
-Traditional: requests are written like a story by one author.
-Act-it-out: If the players of all characters involved agree to it, you can thread it as an RP scene in this post.
-Fanart. We love fanart.

AND A NOTE REGARDING RATINGS:
Just like trans_9 proper, we have an R limit for stuff here. Fills with hardcore sex or potential squicky/trigger issues should be written in other journals, linked to, and have warnings up.

PLOTBUNNIES FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:
-Seventh Sanctum Quick Story Generator
-Sticky Situation Generator: For srs bsns plots.
-Evil Overlord Generator: Perfect for sci-fi heroes and villains plots.
-Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator: Useful for silly plots-you can just ignore the fandoms and substitute your desired characters.
-Random Word Generator
-Chuck Norris Facts Generator (Hey, make 'em about 'insert character here' and it could be a fun plot)
--I wish I had the webspace and coding skill to dump every Trans_9 character's name into a generator and churn out ideas that way.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Had to be said:
Grif + Tex + Pool of Jello = ?

[whyarewehere]

Emily and I logged this once, which is how it attained joke status. :D

It's kinda long, I'll put it in Grif's journal and link.

LOG LINK (Warning for language)

[(Anonymous)]

WILDCARD PROMPT:

Characters of your choice get trapped in a weird nostril-closet. A random object from here (http://www.orderedpixels.com/misc/rand_obj/) figures into their escape. Don't care how.

[(Anonymous)]

On-ship pong tournament.

Who plays?
Who wins?
Who's a REALLY sore loser?

Have fun! :D

[(Anonymous)]

Samus and Master Chief in their unspoken quest to one up each other play an intense game of pong that goes on for days and is only stopped by someone walking in front of the TV causing them both to lose.

I is a gud artist (http://i40.tinypic.com/358cjgk.png)

[(Anonymous)]

Meat ship. Ten years later. For some reason, everyone is still there without a clue of what Stacy wants them to do.

[halfa-hero.livejournal.com]

"What the heck are you watching?"

[(Anonymous)]

I'd love to see the Master Chief paired up with someone who doesn't use armor.

I'd also like to see Samus paired up with someone who doesn't use armor.

[(Anonymous)]

I still think either of them + anyone including and besides each other is hilarious. :D

Chuck Norris Facts Generator Is Amaaazing

[(Anonymous)]

When the world gives Braniac 5 lemonade, he makes lemons.
(Either Brainiac 5 - or both! - may tag! Reverse engineering something just because they CAN!)


The Winchesters and/or the MacManus boys saw evil, heard evil and spoke evil, then gave evil an atomic wedgie fo being a bitch.

[(Anonymous)]

The werewolf not!pack chases and trees a furry animal. Bandit participation is optional but encouraged. Javert and Wyn presence also optional but encouraged.

Circumstances are yours to create! :D

[(Anonymous)]

A "pairing" of any two characters from separate canons (they don't have to be together ingame at the moment, but should be paired in the response) discuss what they'll do if/when they go home.

Sad prompt is sad, I know, but it's interesting.

[(Anonymous)]

Since it was mentioned here (http://community.livejournal.com/trans_9/64145.html?thread=5522065#t5522065), I'd like to see Kelly and Leon stripping down and comparing scars.

Sex at the end is entirely optional, but it would be hot.

[(Anonymous)]

This is Zita's fault for making me think about it.

Samus/Grif. Tex can come too.

[(Anonymous)]

You know how they say that women who spend a lot of time around each other can have their periods at the same time?

Well, I'd like to see the chaos that happens when crimson tide rolls in hard and hits every. single. female at the same time (age appropriate, of course).

The ladies go nuts, and the dudes + children must seek refuge. Or something of the sort.

[supertshirt.livejournal.com]

"FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, SOMEBODY HIDE ME!"

[(Anonymous)]

Slash it up! Femslash too. Crack is <3 and slash does not always equal sex.

...not that many people ever really mind pr0n.

[morphitudinous]

Cue Billy exerting himself in a Sensorium-constructed garage, face and plantsuit coated in grease. He's laboring over a soft and bouncy 'project', tenderly running his calloused hands over the surface.

"...hm. Who would go to such grossly unnecessary lengths to injure you, and for what benefit? At any rate, it doesn't matter now. You're safe with me."

The words are whispered softly to his beloved as he reaches for the necessary healing implements, delicately threading them through his fingers. Yes, he thinks, his poor slashed tire will be in full working order soon enough.

((open for crack threading, but works in my demented unfunny mind as a standalone also!))

[demonbloodsam.livejournal.com]

National Lampoon's Meatship Vacation!!

Meatship crew members go on a disaster-laden road trip in the roles of Clark, Helen, Audrey and Rusty Griswold!

[(Anonymous)]

Dr. McNinja/Batman

seriously, it must be done

[ihasvision.livejournal.com]

What's your meatshipper's Zombie Invasion Plan?

[whyarewehere]

"Dude, my Zombie Plan is completely screwed over. We have no Alaska! Right now I'm probably just going to hide behind Samus, but I'll definitely have to come up with a better one."

[(Anonymous)]

You're characters have to do a mission together. Hilarity ensues.

[(Anonymous)]

Samus and the Chief have to do a mission together by themselves. Extreme awesome, competence, and asskickery ensues.

Once it's over, they still don't get along.

[(Anonymous)]

Jack Spicer recreates his chameleon robot in order to screw with everyone's minds royally.

Hilarity ensues until he gets caught, and the rest of the engineering crew comes up with a creative punishment.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

"We keep the chameleon robot and toss Jack out an airlock!

... what? It's a good idea!"

[(Anonymous)]

Hilarity ensues when Canlejack steals all the command staff and

[(Anonymous)]

Everytime you mention a certain spook you must cut off as if stolen.

Candlejack is hard to write abou

[ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com]

Kon gets pregnant and doesn't know who the mama is. Cassie is PISSED!!

[(Anonymous)]

A character wakes up with the Clap and doesn't know how they got it. There's a fun mystery to unravel.

[(Anonymous)]

Here's a classic.
Two characters wake up next to each other with no idea how they got there.