THE GRAND TRANS_9 NOT!KINK MEME OF TENTACLY FUNTIMES

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HOW IT WORKS:
-If you've ever seen a kink meme, this works mostly the same way. Except we're RPers, so we have a third way to play if you want. Read on.
-Post a request involving the trans_9 characters. Whether you're anon, logged in, a player, an audience member, it doesn't matter much. It can be silly, like 'X, Y and Z get an alien disease that makes them try to hug everyone on the ship', or it can be serious like 'B character is hurt and C has to take care of them'.
-If a prompt inspires you, fill it!
-If you don't feel comfortable with a request involving one of your characters, don't fill it. Don't go back to read it if it's filled. There's definitely no obligation to participate.
-Even if you don't play either of the characters requested, you can try your hand at a fic if you know them. Multiple fills can be fun!
-None of this counts as game canon. If it did, it'd be one seriously weird ship.

FILLING A PROMPT:
Prompts can be filled in at least three ways, but if creativity gives you more, go for it!
-Traditional: requests are written like a story by one author.
-Act-it-out: If the players of all characters involved agree to it, you can thread it as an RP scene in this post.
-Fanart. We love fanart.

AND A NOTE REGARDING RATINGS:
Just like trans_9 proper, we have an R limit for stuff here. Fills with hardcore sex or potential squicky/trigger issues should be written in other journals, linked to, and have warnings up.

PLOTBUNNIES FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:
-Seventh Sanctum Quick Story Generator
-Sticky Situation Generator: For srs bsns plots.
-Evil Overlord Generator: Perfect for sci-fi heroes and villains plots.
-Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator: Useful for silly plots-you can just ignore the fandoms and substitute your desired characters.
-Random Word Generator
-Chuck Norris Facts Generator (Hey, make 'em about 'insert character here' and it could be a fun plot)
--I wish I had the webspace and coding skill to dump every Trans_9 character's name into a generator and churn out ideas that way.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I'd love to see the Master Chief paired up with someone who doesn't use armor.

I'd also like to see Samus paired up with someone who doesn't use armor.

[(Anonymous)]

I still think either of them + anyone including and besides each other is hilarious. :D

[(Anonymous)]

Haha this is so true.

[prettycoolguy]

Hmm. I would, but he's really difficult to ship. :P (Any ideas?)

Also, I'd jokingly say Samus/Grif but he technically has armor too so there. XD

[(Anonymous)]

I think the Chief would have limited options. The only grown adult women on the ship itself (sana Kelly, since she's too much like a sibling) that I can think of are Cybil, Lyta, Bones, River Song, and Jean Grey. Kaylee, Lois, and Elle are over 18, but barely over. The rest of the females are jailbait.

Samus would have a much wider choice among the dudes, though.

[prettycoolguy]

Not to fall back on chat slang, but INORITE.

[governmentninja]

Damn, that is one hell of a ratio.

Good thing Stacy doesn't allow hooking up, there'd a brawl over who gets who.

...that could be a fun crack fic, though.


Also, B'Elanna is an adult.

[deputyjo.livejournal.com]

Jo's of legal age too dammit.

Who would be fighting over who? Now that's the real question.

[prettycoolguy]

The Chief would just siiiiiggghhh and sit in a corner and keep working on his obstacle course.

'Cause that's how Spartans roll. XD

[governmentninja]

Them and their suppressed nookie drive.

Poor chief, he has no idea what he's missing.

[prettycoolguy]

Even if he did, though, odds are it would change little.

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

At the point in canon I take her from, Lafiel's 19.

[lastofkuith.livejournal.com]

Pirogoeth, despite appearances, is twenty-three.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Wyn's 20. ... not that she acts 20, but she is.

[ihasvision.livejournal.com]

I'd say Samus/Shawn, but there's no way he'd survive that.

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

The only reason she'd get on top of him was because she'd frozen him and was jumping to a higher platform.

thank you thank you i'll be here all weekend

[whyarewehere]

"You can join the Not Laid Club with me and Fitz?"