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The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:

• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the horrifying effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

Re: ...seriously rolled 11, what the hell.

[identity profile] ronnae.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! H-hey Billy!

[She hurried up to hug him lightly, not wanting to spill his tea.]

Sure! I love tea.
morphitudinous: (Adorkable's the word)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2011-03-02 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Perfect," he grinned, returning the hug with one arm and readying the tea with the other. It was presented to her after a moment of preparation.

"I've never thought to try chocolate tea before, but I liked the aroma."

[identity profile] ronnae.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"You'd love my eldest uncle then. Well I guess eldest next to Fenrir, but he doesn't count cause he's ageless." She laughs before continuing after a sip of the tea, smiling. "He loves brewing tea, gardening and fishing. I guess I know why people say it comes with old age, but He looks so peaceful and happy when doing any of those. I think he enjoys the comforts of peace. He's a powerful Shaman as well, so being in nature makes him happier. You'd love his teas I bet!"
morphitudinous: (Silly)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2011-03-02 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"It'd be an honor to meet him someday," Billy answered with a smile, imagining what her uncle might be like. "True shaman abilities would be fascinating to witness, and a day of that peace...what I wouldn't give for peace."

Which might sound strange coming from this busy bee, but the stress of war tended to wear a person down. He took a long sip of the tea, enjoying the warmth that spread throughout his body.

He didn't yet notice that it seemed to be unusual.

[identity profile] ronnae.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"He'd love to meet you, he's a long time veteran of all the wars back home. He retired tho, but still lends a hand in the efforts whenever he can seeing as being a shaman makes you really important to a clan, specially one you are an elder to."

She took another enjoyable sip, was it getting hotter? She tugged on her hoodie a little before smiling.
morphitudinous: (Figuring it out)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2011-03-02 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Billy could just imagine it. "Maybe someday."

In the present, though...he did feel uncomfortably warm. His hands went to his shirt, unbuttoning the first two buttons before he forced himself to stop.

"Are the environmental controls malfunctioning?" That's what he wants to believe it is.

[identity profile] ronnae.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"M-maybe. It does feel oddly.... hot." She stared at his chest for a moment before shaking some thoughts out of her head, looking away embarrassed. Oh hey have more tea!
morphitudinous: (Pout)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2011-03-02 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Billy caught her staring and flushed, placing a hand over the area---it was odd. There was no indication that the external area was heating up. He pulled out his omnicom to confirm it.

"There's no temperature change in the environment, it's...us," he trailed off, his eyes wandering over Ronnie's form. It had never been this strong before!

[identity profile] ronnae.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Her skin looked shinier as she started to lightly sweat. She hesitantly lifted her hoodie over her shoulder, leaving her in her black tank top and long sleeved fishnet shirt. She looked at Billy shyly before looking away coyly, only looking back slightly, with the eye that wasn't covered by her bangs.

"Guess you should do something about it huh?" That also came out a bit low, and just a hint of seductiveness was heard.
morphitudinous: (Ripples)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2011-03-02 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes, I'll definitely do something about it," Billy whispered, throat drying as the hoodie was peeled off.

"We'll just go to the chemistry lab and..." Dispel the effects with some sort of antidote? If one could be found quickly enough, he could stop this nonsense.

A few more buttons mysteriously came undone. "Ronnie, I don't know if I can stop this." He didn't know if he wanted to, either.

[identity profile] ronnae.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
She grinned mischievously slowly standing and then pulling him over. "I wouldn't think you'd want to." She laid him down and straddled him her small tongue trailing from the tip of his ear, down his neck and ending in a soft kiss on his chest.
morphitudinous: (Display of affection)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2011-03-02 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Billy went willingly, his hands coming up to play at her shoulders. That top was very interesting indeed, nicely complimenting her.

He shuddered, burying his hands in her hair while she licked his slick skin. Soon, a leg lifted to curl around hers while his hands wandered over her back, lingering lower than usual.

"I'm extremely tempted not to, but I'm not sure it's wise to continue here," he whispered in a low voice.

[identity profile] ronnae.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Can you really think of a better time, than the current moment?" She ran ran her hand down his chest, buttons going away each time they got in the way. She grinned coyly "I mean, if you don't want me, that's okay too... I guess." She made a mock pout just as she moved her hips particularly slow and firmly against his own.
morphitudinous: (Ninja: Wolf's Grin)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2011-03-02 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That elicited a gasp from him, further complicated by the state of easily felt arousal this heat had pushed him into.

"At the moment, I can't think of anything else," he answered honestly, kissing her firmly enough to remove any doubt. "But I could stand to do this in a more comfortable location."

[identity profile] ronnae.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sounds fair enough. Don't keep me waiting." She winked at him before doing a perfect back flip off the position they were in and dashing off in the direction of their house.
morphitudinous: (Searchlight)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2011-03-02 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
And he most certainly didn't, racing after her as quickly as his legs could carry him.

What a day this was turning into.