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CHERYLE WAS HAVING MEME WITHDRAWALS SHUSH.

The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the ~~horrifying~~ effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

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"Yeah OK." Ruffnut sat down awkwardly and watched Mindy work, "Wait where are the leaves?"

Ah right, Teabags. The technology beyond her keen.

"Leaves are in the bag, Ruff," Hit Girl said, pouring them each a cup. "I think this one should be ok. You drink first, ok?"

Ruff didn't need telling twice. She even drank a little too fast so it was still too hot for normal people and purred at the pain.

"Not bad." She remarked, though her voice was a little higher.

Hit Girl, following suit, took a long drink, then put it down.

"Well, that was pretty good," she said. Her voice sounded strange though, almost more sultry or something. Well that was weird.

And so was her clothes. What the hell, she seemed somehow longer.

Which became all the more pronouced to Ruffnut who was shrinking rapidly.

"What the...what did you do?!" Her voice cracked and got higher as she went reverse through puberty and her clothes pooled around her. Her helmet became so big on her elementary aged head it fell down over her eyes.

"What did I do? I didn't do anything...well, but grow!" And here she was, head in a ponytail, suit...MUCH tighter, and, hello, boobs now. Only B's, which was just typical, but she was much more interested in what was happening to Ruffnut.

She picked up a younger Ruffnut, making sure the clothes were still around her. "You all right?"

Ruff instinctively clung to Mindy as she was scooped up. "By Odin's beard look at me!" She flailed an arm in anger, "I'm...I'm...TINY!!!"

Tiny and furious it seemed. Her hair was shorter and even cleaner, her muscles gone, the helmet fell off with a clatter and she realized how much farther away the ground was now.

"Yeah, you're pretty small," Hit Girl observed. It was adorable, but she wouldn't say that to Ruffnut. She knew she wouldn't take to it well.

"It's kinda cute." She said, grinning. "Even in that form."

Ruffnut pouted and puffed out her cheeks, "I am NOT cute!" She protested loudly. Cute was downright rude as far as vikings were concerned, "I'm a big tough viking!!"

But that was a lie, she is adorable.

"Yeah, my ass," Hit Girl said, grinning. "You are a freaking work of art right now, Ruff. Not that I mind, you're still plenty cute, right?"

She smirked. YES.

Ruffnut growled and grabbed at Mindy's hair tugging "Am not am not! Am not cute!"

But she totally was.

"Well if I'm cute then you're um...super cute!" She countered weakly.

She snickered, avoiding the tug at her just barely. "Yeah you are."

She wrinkled her nose. "What are you talking about? I can't be cute, I got older."

Ruff snorted, "So what am I supposed to do? call you bootiful?"

Somehow hearing that squeaky little voice made bootiful sound cute and not dumb.

hit Gil snickered. "Hey, you can call me whatever you want, ya dumb viking. You earned that much, don't you think?"

She smiled. "Too bad you're cute. Totally kills the viking thing."

Oooo that tore it! Little Ruff was so angry her face turned red and with a viking roar she delivered the ultimate technique in pain, a titty twister to Mindy's freshly grown chest!

"I'll show you cute!!"

Hit Girl gasped at the invasion, and at the same time kicked her a bit at the chest.

"Bring it, mini Ruffnut!"

Even being a bit of a kick was alot to a younger viking and she was sent toppling head over heal to the ground laying there in a daze tears springing to her eyes.

Not that she was hurt or anything, no way! She just...needed to catch her breath! Yeah.

Hit Girl laughed a little. Yeah, it was Ruffnut, awesome Ruffnut, and she would find a way to fight no matter what happened. She waited fr the girl, grinning.

"Not worth it without a fight," Hit Girl muttered.

Ooo that burned her up. The little one rolled onto all fours and shot across the ground surprisingly fast throwing the entirety of her now drastically reduced weight at Mindy's legs like a fleshy cannonball.

Damn the legs. They did need a little reinforcement as Hit girl was bowled over, but still caught the little viking and gave her a suplex, grinning.

"Gotcha."

Ruffnut let out a cry that was halfway a moan and discharged some electrical energy in retaliation.

Of coarse being younger, even her magic was weakened. Who knew if it would even sting.

It was startling, definitely, but definitely lacking the usual juice. It would hardly be fair to take advantage of Ruffnut when she was in this state.

"I was messing with you," she said, grinning. "Sorry this shit happened to you. So...what do you think of older Hit Girl?"

Ruff was panting and already tired from the effort, "W-way too strong." She complimented and hung limply in her now grown up friends arms. "Totally badass." She added with her usual crooked grin.

She grinned. "Yeah, I like it too. If this is what I grow up to, I'm gonna rock pretty hard!" She was lithe, fairly built, and her speed was awesome.

Only...

"Wish I could have at least been C's," Hit Girl grumbled. "Even low ones."

"C's?" Ruff parroted back in the way that meant she was confused. To her it sounded like Seas and she had no idea what Mindy meant by that.

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