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[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the horrifying effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

Comments

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

Nokosi laughed and shrugged his shoulder, "We think it had something to do with the tea. Billy is running tests on it now so we can find a solution."

A bashful smile rose on his lips; being a woman sure did make him feel...what was it? A bit more vulnerable? Maybe more sensitive to the things people said. It was an odd feeling. "I think so, too. Perhaps Billy will have an easier time accepting from you that he looks very fetching in either form. I do not think he quite believes me."

"But," he squeezed his ample bosom and gave them a jiggle for good measure. "They do feel nice. And comforting for whatever reason. Is it like that for you, too?"

[morphitudinous]

Way to make him completely red, you two. It was surprising to see the bashful look on nonchalant, never-embarrassed Nokosi, but there had to be a first time for everything.

"Right. That tea test should be completed in approximately ten minutes." Which would be the slowest ten minutes of his life.

Billy blushed again, still disbelieving of the notion that he could be good-looking like this. His face was odd: the chin cleft that had given him a distinguished look as a man was still there, though less pronounced. His muscles were smaller and rounder, and his body was definitely less curvy than the others'. It shouldn't have bothered him because it wasn't his true form anyway, but it did.

He briefly cupped his badly-bound breasts in his hands, frowning at them. "I suppose so, but they're definitely a nuisance when physical activity is involved. I've had to tear my old shirt to bind them---not to mention the balance issues with having a lower center of gravity," he pouted. "Nokosi was kind enough to arrange my hair."

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

She blushed, but the conversation was to amusing to stay too concerned. "You guys should try fighting one day with them. Why do you think I bind mine so tightly?" Sure it was cause of darker reasons as well, but right now her thoughts were pleasant and joky.

She walked to the closet and started going through some of her clothes before starting to undress. Somehow, Nokosi and Billy as a girl, made her feel less ashamed? It was weird, it was like being with her sisters? She stripped down to her undergarments and her heavy bindings and began to untie and unbind those. "It's. Really. Uncomfortable to be honest. The bindings hurt, but only mildly since I have such heavy resistance. It feels more like discomfort." She was rambling yeah, but she usually did when having a more common place conversation.

As her breasts bounced comically free of the tyranny that was the bindings, she took a deep breath and sighed. "That feels so much better." She started looking through her top picks for tonight. "Nokosi's really good with hair." She smiled warmly, "It looks really pretty on you." She added with a warm smile.

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

"I would imagine so but I've been told it's fairly commonplace for women who have to don heavy plate, like yourself. I've always wondered how you and Nehaalista managed; it seems terrible hot in there."

It wasn't the first time he'd seen her naked; out on adventures he'd have to be the one guarding them both when she changed or showered or any number of things. It was strange in the way that she didn't seem to mind, even when he was so openly admiring her beauty. But if he were to make an off-comment about any part of her body while fully clothed, it would be met with a deep blush and stumbled words.

"I think though, since even the Sentinels and Scouts sometimes wear very little in the way of armor, perhaps it's something that is more commonplace amongst the women of the Horde. And Dwarves," he added quickly.

[morphitudinous]

Billy, on the other hand, turned scarlet. Ronnie was just...that comfortable revealing herself around them? There she was, his ideal of female beauty. She was so much more attractive than him in this form, he thought, shuffling from foot to foot awkwardly. He slipped a hand behind his back and tugged at the bindings awkwardly, sympathizing with her over how uncomfortable they were. But were they supposed to hurt like his were?

"I experienced the exercise problem in my panic to reach the lab," he pointed out in an even higher-pitched voice, self-consciously touching his tied-up hair. "But I can't say I've worn armor like that. I just have the morpher, and...I wonder if it would still work for me."

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

"Why don't you try it out? That'd be a nice way to test it further." She smiled absentmindedly slipping a thick hoodless jacked over her chest, and pulling up some comfy pajama pants.

"Well maybe the physical aspects are a bit different. Most women back home learn to fight at an early age, unless they become housewives. So I guess I'm used to it." She sat down on the bed and cuddled one of her many pillows up to her chest. She looked sweet and innocent and surprisingly at ease.

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

That was right, Billy did mention his Morpher the other afternoon and how it...nano..jiggered the...mecho-fuel... Okay, so he hadn't understood his in-depth explanation in the slightest, other than all that tecno-babble equated to 'it took your clothes and stored them in some magical place and replaced the ones you had with something better.' That was it, wasn't it?

Oh well. Either way, he was hoping to see a demonstration of the shiny thing.

"I agree," he said, nodding sagely. "A demonstration is in order."

Peer pressure, Billy. Do you feel it?

[morphitudinous]

Billy nodded. So...this was probably a violation of the Ranger Rules too, but these were extraordinary circumstances. He needed to be prepared if this didn't work, he rationalized.

Deep breath. He unhooked the morpher from his belt, slid his smaller fingers into the grip, and thrust it out. "It's morphin' time!"

This time, the morph produced a tingling sensation over his skin in addition to the usual surge of strength in his veins. It was as if a field around him was mapping itself to his new body dimensions. Then came the morph itself, a flash of light replacing his borrowed clothing with the usual skin-tight blue and white costume.

He popped the helmet off and wandered over to the mirror, gloved hands cupping the fabric over his newer contours. It was almost as if he had forgotten that Ronnie and Nokosi were watching him. "At last, something works properly!"

...now he just had his odd appearance to explain.

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

Ronnie blinked, and then looked to Nokosi, and then to Billy, before she cocked her head to the side curiously. "Is the cloth enchanted? It could be, our spellcasters use cloth robes enchanted to withstand heavier blows than normal." She quickly hurried over, looking as curious as a pup and stood near Billy overlooking the now female Power Ranger.

She poked at the fabric and inspected it. "This is..." She blushed. "I don't think-- No, I know I wouldn't be able to wear something this ummm for f-f-fitting..." She blushed some more before looking up at Billy. "Is, 'It's morphing time!' the activation spell? Does it works like runespells?" Yep, activating the curious nature of a shy teen. Tsk tsk.

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

His eyes shifted to the side and he caught the perplexed look of Ronnae before turning his gaze back to Billy. What an...unusual battle cry.

Despite that, he got up when Ronnae did and hurried over just as quickly.

"It probably contours to the body so the user can get the maximum benefit from their deftness. This sort of material is new to me, though. It would have to be something enchanted since it...is cloth?" he questioned, running his hand over Billy's shoulder and down his arm.

Such a nice smooth feeling!

[morphitudinous]

Billy was embarrassed by it, of course, but he submitted to their examination without complaint. It was a rather curious process.

"In a sense," Billy started. "I'm still not sure how much of the process is magical in nature. The person guarding the powers was a wizard, but he always referred to them as our technology. I thought the activation was keyed to my voice, but it can still recognize it in a higher pitch."

Hmm, how interesting.

"The uniform itself consists of nanofibers that diffuse impacts against them over a large area, increasing their resistance to attacks. They also resist most types of acids, though I'll readily admit it's not the best protection. It's the price we pay for flexibility."

What a fun technology! He knew Ronnie would look wonderful in one of these uniforms, but he understood her embarrassment. "The main reason we were able to wear costumes this revealing in public was that no one knew who we were beneath the helmets. It certainly makes things interesting now."

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

Hearing about the diffusion of impacts got Ronnie curious. Actually so curious, that everything was silent till a resounding 'SMACK' echoed lightly in the room as she 'tested' Billy's rear. Of course she immediately looked down and fidgeted with her fingers acting as if it wasn't her, tho her completely red face spoke volumes as to who the culprit was!

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

His comically long eyebrows furrowed as he thought on Billy's words. Revealing. Eying the Ranger for an extended period of time, he wondered if perhaps there was a different meaning for the word. It certainly looked as if he were covered from head to toe.

The resounding smack that echoed through the room quickly snapped him out of his thoughts, however. A glance in Ronnae's direction told him who had caused the sound.

Ah, he did love sounds. And that of flesh striking flesh always did have a certain 'full' ring to it. Especially given the plumpness of the area she had struck, it left a reverberating feeling in his ears.

"That was such a delectable sound, Ronnae," he cooed.

[morphitudinous]

OF all the things Billy was prepared for, that certainly wasn't one of them. He leaned forward upon impact, clearly embarrassed by the sound. But as he'd said, the uniform prevented it from truly hurting.

"...no, that didn't hurt," Billy answered the unasked question, pouting at Ronnie accusingly. "I simply felt a painless pressure on my rear end. I wouldn't be opposed to further examination, though I have learned that I don't have a spanking fetish."

He explained all of that in a rush, still blushing.

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

Ronnae looked down embarrassed and she felt this amazing feeling of guild and shame altogether. "Sorry... I acted without thinking... Won't happen again I promise." She moved back to her spot on the bed, completely red faced and looking away, hugging the pillow to her.

"Still really interesting..." She added kinda off-handedly.

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

There she was, apologizing for something that needed no apology. Really, it was kind of her thing. Though Billy did bring up a good point, one that Ronnae had yet to mention to him.

"What type of fetishes do you have?" He asked innocently, his face a picture of sincere curiosity.

[morphitudinous]

Oh dear. He'd upset her again. Billy shuffled over to the bed and sat beside her, wrapping an arm around her shoulders.

"It's all right. I understand, it was a pretty tempting target. And as I said, it didn't hurt. I just prefer to be touched more gently, that's all. There might just be time for that," he offered with a blush.

He only became more flustered when Nokosi opened his mouth. "That's for Ronnie to find out and for you to never know," he retorted playfully, "though she may already know some."

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

She had started to feel more relaxed before the interchanging conversation between Nokosi and Billy. And that made her go back to embarrassed, blushing and her mind wandering to places it shouldn't be going at the moment, which cause her to get flustered.

"Y-yeah l-l-later and s-stuff...." Yeah, totally in the zone... but not.

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

He looked between Billy and Ronnae and both of their crimson faces. Was...this one of those moments he was supposed to wander off to leave them to their privacy? He'd given a talking to already by Ronnae about appropriate times to be around...but he couldn't quite tell. Well, he would just guess. Based on the books in that first row of the bookshelf? Yep, that seemed fair. Even meant yes, odd meant no.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8- oh, eight. Well then! He walked over to the bookshelf and took out his most favorite volume before backtracking to the window.

"Wellll....it looks like it's one of those times so just let me know when things are decent."

[morphitudinous]

Billy blinked for a moment. What on earth? He was just going to leave them to one of 'those times'....oh. That. After he got over his embarrassment, he flashed Nokosi a tiny but grateful smile.

"I'll have the results out to you as soon as possible!"

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

Ronnae blinked... and blushed, and looked down. One of those times... again she couldn't believe she was having them to begin with! She fidgeted, pressing her fingers together. "S-so.... ummm results of wh-what exactly?"

She looked around, there were no lab materials around, no boards with formulas, not even a work bench soooo what results? She looked at Billy innocently.

[morphitudinous]

Billy smiled and reached for the morpher on his belt, squeezing it lightly to revert to his borrowed clothing. "The test I was running on the tea sample. When it's complete, I should be able to reverse the effect."

Until then, though...he walked over to the window, waving a fond goodbye to Nokosi. Once he was gone, the curtains would be shut.

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

Oh. He was right; well that was just swell.

Nokosi unlocked the window and slid it up before climbing out and crawling onto the nearby tree branch. He wasn't going to risk jumping out there when he wasn't yet used to his 'new' body.

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

She blinked at Nokosi leaving, and once again at the shutting of the curtains. She looked curiously at Billy, and her mind began running wild. Why would he want the curtains closed? Was he gonna change? Maybe it was gonna be a secret?! Or-- She shook her head, it can't be that... can it? She blushed heavily and looked down embarrassed. "S-so... wh-what are we gonna d-do?"

[morphitudinous]

Billy turned around, suddenly the picture of nervousness. Good thing the lights were working so well.

"There's still time before the results are ready for analysis. Since I'm not likely to repeat this experience, I wanted to answer my questions about the female body before reversing the effect."

Yes, it was just as bad as implied.