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Ron Stoppable who was Kim Possibles partner one day had a dream. His dream was to go be a ranger by himself.

But the other Power Rangers would not let him be a ranger by himself. They were jealous of Rons awesomeness and all that other stuff. So they forced him into a limbo contest. Monkey Kung Fu was not able to do limbo, so Ron lost.

"NO! I LOST" Ron shouted. "I guess I can't go solo."

The end...

Or is it?

It probably is.

Living up to his name, Chases goes after all of the parked vehicles in the hanger. And then everyone comes back to see their vehicles defiled.

OR

Chases vs Captain Hammer.

Come child, you didn't think you'd escape me? I AM AN OLD GOD! I HAVE CONTROL OVER CHAOS! You will forever be my plaything, no matter where you go. I will forever be in you.... HahAhaHahAhaHAhaAH

"W-wh-what are you d-doing here... You're dead! They killed you! YOU'RE DEAD!"

Ronnae back up against the wall, her whole body trembling uncontrollably.

TruLy you DiD noT thiNK you'D BE abLe to KIlL an OlD GOD? I LIVE THROUGH YOU! You were, aRE and ALWAYS WILL BE MINE! NOW KNEEL! I WiLL maKe you do ThE same HoRRors you did Back in StorM PeaKs!

"Th-that wasn't me! You m-made me! You made me!" - tears were flowing uncontrollably down her face as she curled up on the floor, a wrecked heap of tears and shivers. "P-please... not again... I... I c-cant...I won't!"

BUT YOU WILL! YOU CANNOT OPPOSE ME! I AM YOUR MASTER!

The tentacles dart across the room tearing her armor apart in seconds leaving the youth bare. The bring her over to the creature, the enormous maw grinning madly. LOOK At yourSeLF. QUIvering. LiKE Some inSigNifiCant insect. YoU Are my puPPet. I Shall LIvE ThrouGh you.... And You'LL Enjoy EVERY WAKING MOMENT OF THE THINGS I"LL MAKE YOU RELIVE, AND THE THINGS I'LL HAVE YOU EXPERIENCE! THIS PLACE WILL BE MINE!

The girl cowered unable to move, her heart sank, she was powerless, becoming it's plaything again... Her thoughts went out to her friends... to her lover... They'd never see her again... not the same... But they'd suffer under her... She sobbed pitifully as the tentacles dragged her to the vicious maw, taking her to another place. The old Ronnae was gone...

Birthday on Stacy.

When Rory first asks Amy out or...

Something with the Pandorica.

Ronnae was humming happily in the kitchen. She knew that the boys probably had a rough day regardless of anything, after all it was only a few days after pod pop, and those were stressful to anyone.

She served two large plates and filled them with goodies she had acquired during the last shore leave. She turned off the rune and balanced the plates along with a pitcher and two cups in her mouth.

She walked into the room, not being able to smile at her lovers, but making her cheerfulness apparent. She placed both plates in front of them and smiled.

"Something special for the wonderful mates in my life. I hope you both enjoy it!" She winked and served the drinks as well before leaning down and kissing one after the other. After than she hugged the boys before retreating to the kitchen to retrieve her own meal.

Somehow, this last mission had all gone horribly, horribly wrong. Jaime couldn’t exactly say why, and he didn’t figure his other self had much of an idea either. But here they were. Sealed in, air running out with each breath they took. And probably the bombs that the rest of the team had been supposed to plant in the facility ticking towards their inevitable detonation. He gave the door that had slammed shut a few moments earlier a swift kick, winced as unarmored toe met steel.

“I didn’t figure that would work,” he glanced back at his other self, grimacing, “I think. . .uh. . .I think this is it.” He almost didn’t want to admit it, and if it had been anyone other than himself, he might have put on an optimistic face. But with himself? It just felt right to face the facts.

“Yeah. Yeah I didn’t think so either.” The reply was heavy. The two boys, mirror images of each other (though one was slightly taller, a little more tired, a bit more haggard), slumped against the wall next to each other. Jaime looked over at his earlier counterpart.

“I kind of always figured I—we—would end up like this. You know. The heroing thing is dangerous and all.” He’s almost babbling, talking to himself to stave off the growing feeling of unease, fear, panic. Khaji isn’t even online and that’s what bothers him the most; that his partner, his friend, won’t be there with him at the end. The other Jaime grits his teeth.

“Yeah. I just—I’m not sure I’m ready yet. I mean, there’s still—we have a multiverse to save. And mom and dad and Milagro and. . .” Jaime nods, feeling his throat swell up as he thinks of his family and his friends, old and new. It’s not going to be easy.

“Th-they’ll be okay,” he replies with a conviction he doesn’t quite feel. And he knows that his other self knows it too.

“I just wish we could’ve seen them again. One more time, you know? They’re still in those pods somewhere and they’ll never—they’ll wake up and we’ll just be gone.” He reached out and clasped himself on the shoulder.

“I’m not ready for this. “

“I don’t think I am either. We did our best, though.”

Cowabunga falls in the New York sewers and finds himself stuck with 4 teenage mutant turtles and their friend rat sensei. He is just in time for a TOP SECRET NINJA MISSION! Even if he is not a ninja? T O O B A D he is going with them.

He then skateboards to the surface to fight the footclan and much fighting ensues. He then eats a pizza and lols ensue when they keep saying Cowabunga and he thinks he is calling his name. This was the best 4pm cartoon ever.

Kang had done a lot of things that qualified as bad in his life. He'd ordered the slaughter of innocent people more than once, and participated himself in said slaughters, he'd allowed torture, thievery and rape to occur without intervening, and had committed arson and vandalism.

...bad would be a massive understatement, really.

However, he didn't think it warranted him being stuck in the body of a kender for five minutes, let alone several days.

Or that Tasslehoff Burrfoot, one of the Heroes of the Lance, would take a liking to him and insist on spending every single minute possible with him.

"That minotaur really didn't like it when I mooed at him. You should have seen the look on his face! Flint and Tanis got really mad at me..."

Kang thumped his forehead to the table, mentally repeating the same two sentences in a mantra:

I can't kill him. He's crew.

"THIS IS SO BABIES!" Hit Girl yelled, avoiding two more flaming hoops. This was like that time she and Ruffnut fought Bowser only ten times worse! At least the robot lions and sharks were less of a problem: apparently once you blow the head off three and laugh about it, the others get scared off. Pussies. But that was what they got for leering at her hiked up skirt, sick bastards. And for shooting at her with lasers.

...

And that fucking unicorn wasn't slowing down, so there was naturally only one solution: a net gun. It wasn't her fault, Zouichi had simply not been able to teach her how to ride that damn motorcycle the right way, she guessed she would have to explain why it was in flames later. Right now, the damn unicorn had conjured up a tea party, and was asking all these strange questions.

"What is the best comic ever made?"

"Scott Pilgrim, duh."

"If boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails, what are girl made of?"

"I swear I will shoot you in the face."

"You are a very rude tea party guest."

"And you are a faggy horse with a horn. Next question."

The unicorn sighed, then cleared its throat. "Thundercats are on the move
Thundercats are loose!"

"Feel the magic, hear the roar, Thundercats are loose!"

And at that point, they sang in unison. "Thunder thunder thunder thundercats! Thunder thunder thunder thundercats!"

Hit Girl even did the Mum-ra roar at the end.

The Unicorn grinned. "Excellent. The way to defeat the Ohm is _________________"

Hit Girl widened her eyes, them swore when she looked at her watch. "Shit, I missed Symbionic Titan! Ah well I can end this war now. Thanks, weird manifestation brought on by drinking Ruffnut's beer!"

"Anytime," the unicorn bellowed, and galloped into the sky with some weird 80's song playing in the background.

I award this five out of five headbumps.

Cowabunga sped out of the sewers on a rocket skateboard.

"LEEROY JENKINS!" shouted the Tauren

"RADICAL!" added the turtle in Blue.

"BOSSA NOVA!" exclaimed the turtle in red.

"REAGANOMICS!" yelled the turtle in purple.

"COWABUNGA!" screamed the turtle in orange

Cowabunga turned and looked. "What?"

"COWABUNGA!" repeated Mikey.

"Yes, I'm listening! What the hell did you-" *CRASH!* Cowabunga, distracted, slammed into the mail box at 30 miles an hour.

Eep. Sorry! But still well written!

I love these so much.

I LOVE THESE SO MUCH. YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON FOR THIS.

The boys have to have names you cheater;)

Amy is forced to wear trousers.

Rita's got a headache. Zedd the only way you can help her out is with your charming manly Loooooove.

I said I would run with it!

Nokosi grows the biggest beard that makes even the Dwarfs cry in envy.

Psh! You know one of them is Billy so :p And you can fill in the blank. You can't act coy! you know who it might be! XD

OH Jaimes, you little woobies.

Jaime is such a woobie about his family.

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She hasn't fogotten any, they're all too vivid. But her worse fear?

Cowabunga

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YOU HORRIBLE PERSON.

In that case I'm going to have fun with it.

That is amazing. you are amazing.

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aergaeth YES

agergath OH MY GOD

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