IC beauty pageant meme!

[boundlesslight.livejournal.com]

1. Post images of your characters! If your characters don't have images, high-larious descriptions are more than acceptable.
2. People ICly grade them from 1-10 (1 = lowest, 10 = highest).
3. Child characters are applicable. In the...kid's division, or something. LET'S NOT BE SKEEVY ALL RIGHT?
4. ???
5. No profit, unfortunately.
6. Oh yeah REACT THUSLY ICLY and all that
7. Stolen from capeandcowl!

Comments

[hi_there_aliens]

And two gratuitously wet pictures *eyebrow waggle* :

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

...could give this set all manner of numbers...

We'll say 9, yeah?

[hi_there_aliens]

Oh ah, thank you.



A nine. That's good, right?

[He hasn't exactly done much of the hotness grading scale on people before. Like ever. SHAME.]

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Well, obviously he needs to, because gorram. ]

Don't worry, that's better'n just good.

[hi_there_aliens]

Well that's good then!



.....So is grade scale this based on academic aptitude or something?

You read some of my works?

[Maybe he shouldn't sound so surprised there]

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Can't say I have. Ratin's more based on the physical side'a things...

Kinda work you do?

[hi_there_aliens]

Archaeology. Egyptology specifically.

[So he sounds a little put out about not reading the paper thing. Just a bit]

I'm not comfortable about grading someone based on their looks.

[Although now that it got started, he might be secretly doing it too despite himself. Starting with Kaylee. Damn.]

[she's a 9.5 by the way]

Besides, how do you even set a universal criterion? Everyone's got different tastes so it seems pointless to do a 1-10 scale here.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

So Earth. Got it. Can't ever say I've dug anythin' up that weren't broken sprinkler parts...

Still, bet there's all kinds of history you find, yeah? And then piece 'em together for stories and all. Be one helluva good way to get to know people, seein' how they lived.

[ It's almost as good as hearing it from the people themselves, but Kaylee'll take what she can get from Earth-That-Was folks and their research. Their lives in-general, really. Comes from never experiencing...any of it.

Also, 9.5 is totally acceptable~ ]

Kinda gives you an idea of peoples' tastes, though. I think it's mostly just to give everybody a chance to flaunt a bit. Don't ever hurt to feel perdy.

[hi_there_aliens]

[He looks slightly pained at the broken sprinkler parts for a moment, but then he smiles.]

Just think, hundreds of years from now, some archaeologist will be digging up those broken sprinkler parts.

Definitely. There's so much of our past that's still out there waiting to be uncovered.

[He can't deny that there's nothing wrong with someone feeling perdy good about themselves, although basing it on physical appearance really just makes him think of courting rituals for birds..]

Yes, I suppose so. I really didn't do this kind of thing back in college...

[makeherblue]

The hat does pose some problems, Jackson. I'm afraid that's a two.

[hi_there_aliens]

What's with you and this hat? It's a great hat.

[makeherblue]

A great hat - !? On Halgon, maybe, but we're nowhere even close to Halgon!

[hi_there_aliens]

You should talk! What is that thing on your head?

[It's HORRIFYING]

[makeherblue]

What, this thing? It's not quite a fez, but I rather like it, don't you?

[ He supposes if Daniel really, really wants it, he can give it to him. Anything other than that boonie. Anything at all. ]

[hi_there_aliens]

'Like' isn't the word I'd use. 'Morbidly fascinated' on the other hand...

{NO, he doesn't WANT it!}

[makeherblue]

[ Is he...SURE? ]

It's a lot better than that boonie. Here, just...give me a tic, hold on --

[Fishing around in his pockets for a new hat for Daniel.]

[hi_there_aliens]

[YES, he's very SURE]

I don't need another hat.

[he might be clutching the boonie possessively]

[makeherblue]

[ How sure is VERY SURE? Sure but with the possibility of wavering in the near future? ]

You can never have too many hats, Daniel!

[ He pulls out what could be a hat from his pocket ] Try that on.

[hi_there_aliens]

[VERY SURE as in NEVER on that abomination on Eleven's head]

The one I have already is fine.

[he takes the new hat though and starts to un-crumple it]

[makeherblue]

[ Abomination? He'll have you know it's highly fashionable!

Maybe.

Well, he thinks so. Shut up. ]

Odd definition of fine and -- no, you have to unfold it upside down and counterclock-wise, it's really quite simple.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

9! You remind me of Billy!

Or maybe I have a thing for guys with glasses...

[hi_there_aliens]

I'm surprised people find these things attractive.

[he thinks they're a pain. Heaven help him if he can't find them in the morning. Or if a Jaffa ends up breaking them.]

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Well. Most of the guys wearing them look sophisticated and smart. And they usually tend to have really nice eyes, from what I've seen so far. Or maybe the glasses bring that out. I'm not sure.

He's caucasian and wearing glasses! He looks like her husband!

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

8. Those glasses are suspiciously unsmeared for a day out in the fields.

[hi_there_aliens]

I take really good care of them. Never leave home without a lens cleaner and cloth.

[You never know when Jack might push them into your eyes when he's trying to be helpful. Eye grease on glasses in the middle of nowhere? End of the world]